Uglypumpkins

Clearly this is for dropping 2lb Gatorade bottles to your homies a few miles away and nothing else.

The Girl in Red Just Became Miss Vermont

Parents, I need real opinions on this because I’m genuinely torn. Imagine your daughter is away at college, living in a shared dorm. One day she steps out of her room and accidentally leaves her key inside. It happens. She’s not being reckless, just human. While she’s out, her roommate comes back, drops her things off, and then leaves again… but locks the door behind her. Now your daughter is stuck outside, locked out of her own room, probably stressed, maybe embarrassed, trying to figure out what to do next. So here’s the question, who do you even get upset with in that situation? On one hand, your daughter forgot her key. That’s on her. It’s one of those small mistakes that turns into a big inconvenience, and part of growing up is learning to double-check things like that. But on the other hand, the roommate knew it was a shared space. Would it have hurt to at least check if…

The ecological catastrophe coming because of mass migration from Asian countries is going to cost future generations the outdoors as we know them.

操操操操操……花几十万泡的天菜原来是这样来的

sign of the times that the local hardware store now carries filament

Magic mushrooms dropped my sperm count 69%. 90 days later, my motile count in top 1% of all males. To our knowledge, this is the first time this has been documented in a human. Here is what we think happened. Sperm cells have tiny receivers on them called 5-HT2A receptors. Psilocybin turns those receivers on for 4-8 hours which causes the sperm to start swimming in wild, frantic patterns way too early. Like a sprinter who runs full speed before the race even starts. They burn out and the test sees them as broken. At the same time, psilocybin spikes your stress hormones cortisol and ACTH and elevates prolactin. High prolactin tells your body to slow down sperm production. So the factory got a pause signal right in the middle of making a batch. Your body makes a completely new batch of sperm every 9-11 weeks. Three months later I retested. Every single number came back better than before taking magic mushrooms. We don't yet know if psilocybin triggered the improvement or if my baseline was already trending up. Either way, these are my best fertility markers ever measured: Total motile count: 411 million Motility: 64% Morphology: 12% Concentration: 212 million Count: 642 million To put these numbers into perspective: the WHO considers a motile count above 42 million as normal, mine is 411 million, nearly 10x. And a normal concentration is 16 million (mL), mine is 212 million (mL). It appears that the factory shut down for one cycle and then rebuilt everything from scratch. After psilocybin, I did 5-MeO-DMT, which doesn't appear to cause the same problem. It clears your body in 1-2 hours which isn’t long enough to trigger the receptor effect. Note: I also did extensive travel including a trip to China, and had 3 weeks of disrupted sleep in December 2025. Both could have nudged my numbers down, but neither explains a 69% drop on their own.