Matthew Olinik

@malcolmkenyatta @JohnFetterman I can’t wait to primary him.

Find someone who loves you like @JohnFetterman loves going on Fox News to gaslight and shit on his constituents.

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？ #ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

@GovernorAnne The Big ones taste better than the regular sized ones!

Hate that we are in the "Cheezits taste worse" part of late stage capitalism. People are like "You can get the nice organic ones at Whole Foods!" I don't want a Seed-Oil Free Organic Cheddar Square!!! I want a disgusting cheezit from 10 years ago!!!

@espn please show more Pop Tart craziness. A lot of us don’t care about this game and just tuned in for unhinged @PopTartsUS madness.

If they fire Jake Elliot instead of Kevin Petullo, we riot. #gobirds

@SenTimKaine Nope. Terrible idea. Enjoy being unemployed after your next primary.

My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care

@_BarnyO It’s not an island. It’s a penisinsula. Peninsula*.

Give this island a perfect name.

@TyJohnsonNews Friendly fire isn’t.

Ringo just CRUSHED Ojomo. He has never hit an opposing player as hard.

@TeamYouTube I don’t think a human read this.

Totally get where you're coming from. Our current agreement with NBCU is approaching its renewal date & we're in active negotiations to continue carrying their content. If we’re unable to reach a fair deal by 9/30, their content may become unavailable on YouTube TV. More here: goo.gle/3IidRBa

@YouTubeTV if I lose @NBCSPhilly , I am canceling, no questions asked. It’s literally the only reason I bought you.

@CTPhDinSports @ZaynnSnow Phils fan here - coming to Cleveland for a game next week to watch you guys go fishing!

@ZaynnSnow I could go for some fish. Love me some Salmon. Wait, I’m eating Marlin?

BUST OUT THE BROOMS!! GUARDS COMPLETE THE SWEEP!! 🧹 🧹🧹 I want to thank all Phillies fans who stuck with me these past few days. You’re always welcome to come by anytime! #GuardsBall #RingTheBell

@guarnaschelli @FoodNetwork Philly cheesesteak!

What's a dish that needs/requires both hands to eat??? I automatically think of hunching over a great club sandwich. What about you? #SupermarketStakeout @FoodNetwork

@SanDelphiaOllie Surprised @LindseyGrahamSC could find WiFi to tweet that from @realDonaldTrump ‘s colon

@EatFellowHumans wait. I’m watching an old Ranch Kitchen (Almost Eggless Brunch) and you said “Waft with me, Waft with me.” Is that from this? I’m a 7th grade science teacher and show it to my classes every year! m.youtube.com/watch?v=xJG0ir…

@SanDelphiaOllie @Nintendo So true. Nintendo didn’t decide to raise tariffs. Trump AND HIS SUPPORTERS who voted for him did.

@SanDelphiaOllie @NintendoAmerica That Windwaker/Twilight Princess double pack could be $100, and I’d still think it’s a deal.

@BoopStats North Penn too! I hope he missed the first one on purpose because he’s a Birds fan

“McManus finally gets Temple on the board in the second half . . . ”

Hey @paramountplus , every show I try to watch except Star Trek Lower Decks works! Lower Decks gives me a “Something went wrong. Please try again later” message, and has for a while now. Please fix it! I need to see Mariner’s shenanigans!

@paramountplus how come every show I try to watch works, except Star Trek Lower Decks? I keep getting the error message “something went wrong. Please try again later.” I need to see Mariner’s shenanigans!

@BrandonGowton Whatever he said must have been legendary

CJGJ gets punched in the face and it’s a penalty on the Eagles. Cool.