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#WATCH | Kolkata: TMC candidate from Bhabanipur and West Bengal CM Mamata Banerjee says, "Counting agents and candidates should not leave the counting centre. This is the BJP's plan, I have been saying this since yesterday that they will be shown ahead first. They have stopped counting at many places. Such machines have been found in Kalyani, where there is no match; atrocities are being committed against TMC from all sides through central forces. Through SIR, they tried to steal votes, and even now, we are ahead by more than 100 seats, which is not being reported. Everything is being reported wrong. The Election Commission is working entirely as per its own will, and central forces are also with them. The police are also working with the central forces. I tell party workers that there is no need to feel disheartened; you will win after sunset. The counting of 2-4 rounds has taken place, the counting goes up to 14-18 rounds, and we will win. There is no need for anyone to be afraid." (Source: Mamata Banerjee Facebook page)

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Context: > Ravindra Patil was a young Mumbai Police constable, assigned as Salman Khan’s bodyguard in 2002 due to underworld threats > On 28 Sept 2002, he was in the Salman’s car during the Bandra hit-and-run where 1 person died, 4 were injured > Patil’s statement was crucial: he said Salman was driving & warned him not to drive rashly > He filed the FIR himself becoming the key prosecution witness > Faced immense pressure to change his statement… but he didn’t back down > During the trial, he mysteriously went missing, was later arrested for absence, and even dismissed from service > His life spiralled… illness, poverty, isolation > He was even Diagnosed with tuberculosis, abandoned by family, survived on help from friends > Died alone in a government hospital in 2007… body reportedly unclaimed for hours Irony: His testimony helped convict Salman in 2015… but he wasn’t alive to see it

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@Umesh_Tanwar_ Bhai iski maa ki umr jab 39 saal thi tab charles paida hua tha aur ye keh raha hai ki meri maa ko charles par crush tha.

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🚨 2-MATCH BAN LOADING FOR RAJASTHAN ROYALS CAPTAIN RIYAN PARAG 🚨 Riyan Parag has been handed a 2-match ban over an alleged dressing room incident. He is caught vaping in the dressing room. Yashasvi jaiswal likely to takeover captincy for upcoming two matches for Rajasthan Royals.

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🚨BIG BREAKING NEWS🚨 🚨SHOAIB MALIK TO BEGIN NEW INNINGS🚨 Shoaib Malik is likely to marry Pakistani actress Kubra Khan on 6th June. Shoaib Malik has already parted ways with his 3rd wife, Sana Javed. This will be his 4th marriage.[PKMKB News]

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इस भाई की शादी को 245 दिन हो गए हैं, लेकिन अभी तक इसने अपनी पत्नी के साथ एक बार भी संभोग नहीं किया है; ये शादी के बाद भी ब्रह्मचर्य का पालन कर रहा हैं। ऐसे ही लोगों के घर पड़ोसी चलाते हैं 🙂

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