Umfuld Johnson 🇵🇸🇨🇺🇻🇪Iran🇱🇧

The unfunny truth about the Wikileaks psyop As a youth Julian Assange was arrested for hacking, even hacking the US Pentagon, yet he avoided jail time. This is a big red flag for "hackers" as often they are given a choice to work for the gov or rot in jail. Again - no jail time

The @DemSocialists David Cross did a travel video series with Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes. Just based on that fact alone you can probably guess that yes, David has been on @byyourlogic's podcast multiple times. altcensored.com/watch?v=aOBJiv…

@iamcatherine999 @stalinomaoikos @thenation No! The DSA and Chapo bros were 100% in lock-step with Trump-supporter Greenwald and his Thiel / Musk fascist psyops. Any criticism was viciously attacked by Biederman / DSA and co. Instead of losing credibility they are all rewarded for being so disastrously wrong for years.

@UmfuldJohnson @stalinomaoikos @thenation So he was being sarcastic?

Irony bros are unironically telling male comedians to “do better” and you’re blackpilling, sister?

@iamcatherine999 @stalinomaoikos You know I can't resist an opening to espouse my angry ramblings! And it does need to be said. Like Jacobin's Sunkara taking over @thenation. This was him in 2014 (he deleted the Tweet) denouncing article warning Greenwald / Assange were Right-wing as "worst article of the year"

@UmfuldJohnson @stalinomaoikos But was jos being sarcastic?

@iamcatherine999 @stalinomaoikos Shouldn't be. Felix Beiderman was leader of and driving force behind Greenwald's harassment trolls as Glenn worked to get Trump elected in 2016 on behalf of Israel / U.S. white nationalism. Felix was roommates w/ Nazi Mullen and BFFs w/ Islamophobe Belden. Chapos worship Zizek!

@UmfuldJohnson @stalinomaoikos Confusing. Mission successful, I suppose

I worry sometimes that people see this post without realizing it's the start of like a 100 tweet thread detailing the work Biederman and co did for Israel, capitalism, and the U.S. empire. x.com/UmfuldJohnson/… It's not just some random gotcha about the pig Will. It's a thread!

@iamcatherine999 @stalinomaoikos No, it is bad. Tim's a normie pipeline to DSA fascism. Platforming Right-wing Libertarians like Abby Martin and Chapo Nazis. Also recently had fake-Left Zionist Larry Charles on his pod. He'll be featuring hot takes from neo-Nazi Nick Mullen and his other coke buddies I'm sure.

@stalinomaoikos Damnit

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@OCATCOfficial Project Hail Mary is impossibly bad and it's over 2 and a half hours long I just wrote Gregg's bit for the next 6 months.

Watch the 13th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special exclusively on the HEI Network: heinetwork.tv/oscar-specials…

Gregg Turkington's "Welcome to Movie Heaven" Finale

Since US war on Iran I haven't seen a single Epstein post in my For You feed. The feed has been 98% Iran news and 95% pro-Iranian. But yeah, Jeff Epstein no longer exists. Which, I never saw anything ever coming from it anyway. Like Dems are gonna expose a Mossad pedo ring? lul

@iamcatherine999 When I got banned for being a Russian bot years ago I was amazed to learn there was no way to contact anyone I posted with here. That's why I have email in my bio now. It's just a spare email just for that basically, though haven't gotten as much spam as I expected.

Should we make a radfem discord server so we can keep in touch if/when our twitters get nuked or just deactivated? We gotta watch out for each other

@AnarchistClass lol your Follows list is the funniest thing I've seen in 2026

The quality of Leninist thought in the year 2026.

@iamcatherine999 Watching this one now it seems a much better set youtube.com/watch?v=Z3Y-Qs…

@UmfuldJohnson Thank you I need this 🙂💗

Leftist male playing victim yet again

@iamcatherine999 Oh I didn't know the left™ did that. That's horrible. Anyway I'm watching 30 free minutes of Maria Bamford's stand up she did in her apartment for her parents. I hate stand up but she's so awesome and unique I make an exception for her. youtube.com/watch?v=ZaIb1M…

@UmfuldJohnson Well the left agreed with him during the choking discourse

@iamcatherine999 The explanation is you used that account to flame people but did so in a manner that made it easy to get you suspended. And now with this one you spend each day posting about Carl's baby dick, I assume because it makes you feel better. As it's not laudable behavior I hope so.

@UmfuldJohnson It doesn’t make me feel better it’s just the most logical explanation

I’m so sad and angry about my rape trial & aftermath tweeted record getting suspended due to false reporting (by Carl Beijer). I’m finally shedding some tears which I think is good. He has no idea what he did.

@iamcatherine999 idk like I've said you deserve support and if this makes you feel better I support that. But that account isn't worth getting upset about. Again if your intent is to flame post you must be aware of the rules of the platform on which you do it or you'll lose your account. Thats it

@UmfuldJohnson How would they know about my old tweets

@iamcatherine999 That account has been tagged in over 80 Tweets, by as many users, in the past 72 hours. If I cared to look I'm sure most of them would be supporting him. That's what they do - makes them feel a part of something, even when it's pushing Glenn Greenwald's fascist agenda.

@UmfuldJohnson I doubt Carl Beijer has shooters like that

@Spammyjazzhands @_carlbeijer @jtalexander Jesus Christ you still Tweet? Of course you do.

@_carlbeijer @jtalexander It was explicitly meant for situations in which an enemy was subdued and had surrendered or treatment of civilians, not combat operations where both parties are armed. "Just obeying" orders at a "labor" camp was not the same as being a gunner on the front.

Hot Take: The "Nuremberg Defense" should be completely legally valid because it was for the entirety of human history until the Nuremberg Trials. The idea that the average GI Joe has the knowledge and capability to parse the legality of orders in life-and-death situations is one of the best examples of how Liberalism simply does not comport with reality. Every lawyer knows this to be true, too. Ask any number of attorneys a question on a matter of law and if the question is worth a damn you'll get as many answers as participants. All good legal questions start with the same answer: "It depends." If you can't even get a team of attorneys to always agree on whether something is legal, with hours to days to weeks of research put into the question, why/how do you expect a normal joe to figure that out? You don't. He can't. You know that. You just want to inspire doubt, raise mutiny, and have a way to punish people who did things you don't like on the orders of someone out of your reach.

@iamcatherine999 You're not engaging in polite discourse, you're knowingly flaming - which obviously I do myself most of the time. But the point of flaming is to anger people. If you want to cry victim because someone you tried to anger got angry you can, I guess.

@iamcatherine999 It wasn't only account you were flaming at that time. If it was connected to those specific posts, most of my harassment from the Chapo Bernies was from users in their orbit, not them.