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Uncle Jimlove

@UncleJimlove

Cloud Architect, AI consultant, Software Development Professional. Arsenal Fan since 1999. This account talks football + IT. Follow. I’ll follow

Lagos, Nigeria Katılım Haziran 2021
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Uncle Jimlove
Uncle Jimlove@UncleJimlove·
this sub is so funny. i switched to a different provider coding model after my main model was busy guessing up and down.
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Praiz kalu
Praiz kalu@Softpraiz·
@UncleJimlove @Dat_boy_nino Arsenal fans please rest.. you guys are copying and pasting this same tweets.. enough with this stupidity please 🙏😭
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Uncle Jimlove
Uncle Jimlove@UncleJimlove·
@ThaEuropeanLad Unbeaten is better than World Class. If I stay unbeaten all competitions im pretty sure I win them all
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TheEuropeanLad
TheEuropeanLad@ThaEuropeanLad·
Watching Bayern vs PSG really puts into perspective what true world-class talent looks like both sides are packed with it! Then you look at Arsenal, the only unbeaten team in the Champions League, yet it’s hard to point to a single player you’d confidently call world class?!
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The Athletic | Football
The Athletic | Football@TheAthleticFC·
Manchester City will play three matches in seven days during their title run-in after the Premier League announced the dates of their rearranged fixtures. More from @SamLee 🔗 nyti.ms/3QEiE3s
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Arsenal Rep
Arsenal Rep@Arsenal_rep1·
Arteta should be ashamed of himself bro If you as an Arsenal fan watching this game and still believe Arteta’s style of football isn’t a problem, you need to be checked bro... My goodness 😭😭
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WelBeast
WelBeast@WelBeast·
One lesson we’ve learnt tonight is that whoever wins it between PSG and Bayern cannot defend. If you can defend well against them, you just need minimal attack to beat them. Diego Simeone and Mikel Arteta have taken notes.
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Harshil Tomar
Harshil Tomar@Hartdrawss·
25 signs your VIBE CODED app will BREAK at 500 users : Save this before you go live ! 1/ no load testing before launch > you don't know where it breaks because you've never pushed it > one traffic spike and you're debugging live in production 2/ session data stored in server memory > works on one instance > breaks the moment you need two 3/ file uploads going directly to your app server > disk fills up. server dies. files lost. > move uploads to object storage on day one 4/ synchronous email sending in API routes > slow email provider = slow API response for every request that triggers one > offload to a queue. always. 5/ no queue system for background tasks > everything blocking > one slow task pauses everything behind it 6/ hardcoded secrets in deployment scripts > sitting in your CI logs > visible to anyone with pipeline access 7/ single database with no read replica > all reads and writes hitting one machine > first real traffic spike kills query performance 8/ no CDN in front of static assets > every image served by your app server > 500 concurrent users = 500 image requests hitting your backend 9/ DB migrations running automatically on app start > two instances deploy at the same time > both run migrations. race condition. data inconsistency. 10/ no database backup ever tested with a restore > you have backups > you've never actually restored from one 11/ unindexed foreign key columns > every JOIN is a full scan > slow at 100 rows. broken at 100,000. 12/ no rate limiting anywhere > 500 users. one of them is a bot. > your server is now a bot server 13/ API responses with no compression > JSON payloads sent uncompressed > 10x the bandwidth they need to use 14/ no error alerting configured > app crashes at 3 AM > you find out when a user emails you at 9 AM 15/ transactions not used for multi-step writes > step 1 succeeds. app crashes. step 2 never runs. > data is now inconsistent permanently 16/ health check endpoint missing > load balancer sends traffic to crashed instances > users get 502s. you get support emails. 17/ memory leaks in long-running processes > memory grows slowly. server hits 100%. > everything grinds to a halt. restart. repeat. 18/ no graceful shutdown handling > deploy kills active requests > users mid-action get errors with no retry 19/ dependent on a third-party API with no fallback > that API goes down > your core feature goes down with it 20/ all logs written to local disk > logs rotate off > incident happens. no history to debug with. 21/ no circuit breaker on external calls > external service is slow > your thread pool fills waiting for it. everything queues. 22/ unparameterized search queries > search with any real data volume > 5-second response times at scale 23/ no connection timeout on outbound HTTP calls > external API hangs > your thread hangs with it. indefinitely. 24/ WebSockets not handled by a stateful service > horizontal scale breaks real-time features > every user gets disconnected 25/ no runbook for common incidents > something breaks at 2 AM > nobody knows what to do. everyone panics. you can ship fast and still build something that holds. bookmark this before you go live.
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Lusius Quietus
Lusius Quietus@fingarland1·
Havertz came back stayed fit just in time to shatter the quadruple talk àd is injured again. The worst signing since mustafi.
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EJIKEME🇳🇴🇳🇬
EJIKEME🇳🇴🇳🇬@ejykmykel1·
In case of a divorce at least one of the marriage certificates should be presented but since they have torn both apart, it means they will remain married until death separates them and no law can ever separate them without the marriage certificate. Do you understand now?
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CandyLove🍭
CandyLove🍭@DazylingQueeen·
Which one is your own sleeping position?¿ Don't lie....
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Tolu Lope👑🤟🏽
Tolu Lope👑🤟🏽@_iamtolulope·
I’m shocked!! Is this the new way to peel a makeup off???
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𝑰 𝑨𝑴 𝑿𝑰𝑨𝑵𝒀
Having sex with my girlfriend ( now ex ) was fun at some point, until she told me she love licking her man’s ass while having sex which I find uncomfortable and it didn’t end there she also said she love her man using sex toys on her while at it. We met at a club on a sunday night and We’ve only been dating for 3 months, when I thought things wouldn’t get any worse she told me she also love anal I totally disagreed to everything but she kept insisting
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Sex Deal Breakers?

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Uncle Jimlove
Uncle Jimlove@UncleJimlove·
Today is my last time watching @Arsenal. Whatever happens until the end of the season, Good luck. If you win something and it makes the news I’ll sure try to join and celebrate. If you don’t, I really don’t care.
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Uncle Jimlove
Uncle Jimlove@UncleJimlove·
Odegaard has disappeared
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Uncle Jimlove
Uncle Jimlove@UncleJimlove·
Eze this isn’t Crystal Palace please
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