Uncle Jimmothy

@ewarren shut the fuck up, dickhead

Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire. This needs to be a wake up call.

@NYCMayor shut the fuck up, dickhead

Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.

@RoKhanna You’re a fucking idiot.

Brad, a 5% tax on Elon's trillion net worth would literally pay for free college and trade school for every American. And with the market's growth, he still would be worth over a trillion dollars! You don't think that's worth it?

@elonmusk @iam_smx *trollionaire

@iam_smx *trillioniare

AOC with zero life achievements: "Elon Musk is not a scientist, he’s not an engineer, he’s a billionaire conman with a lot of money" 🤡 Elon Musk: "Can you believe it? That's crazy, anyway... what did you get done this week?"

🚨NEWS: A 44 year old woman has been beheaded by an African migrant in the Italian town of Scandicci

@whitesox The Cubs are supposed to be the gay ones, not you.

Proudly celebrating the LGBTQ+ community 🏳️‍🌈

@its_The_Dr Sharp as a tack

Yep, Don’t Forget they are insane.

@libsoftiktok They only released the color of the shirt cause it’s white.

Jonathan Pettigrew was just murdered on a bus in NYC on his way to pick up his young daughter after asking a rider to lower the volume on the phone Police and media are only identifying the suspect as a “teen with a white shirt”

@Landeur Legend has it while running away he was heard saying “ha cha cha. ha cha cha”

He might be the fastest man in Northern Ireland.

@nicksortor This is a great opportunity for those Pineapple Kool-Aid vendors to make some real money

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: KARMELO ANTHONY HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF MURDERING AUSTIN METCALF Justice has been SERVED! Thank GOD! Karmelo supporters are absolutely LOSING IT in the parking lot Pray for Texas tonight

@MrAndyNgo Of course that nasty mf wasn't wearing underwears under his skirt

A black teen in Sandusky, Ohio has been charged with disorderly conduct and more for allegedly pantsing a trans person at Cedar Point amusement park by pulling down the man's skirt on May 26. His genitals were exposed during the incident. Marquez Williams, 18, allegedly tried escaping on foot before being hit with a stun gun shot from law enforcement. Video by WKYC Cleveland:

@VigilantFox We gave one of you a seat at the table and you started smuggling all your friends in.

Bill Maher shares “disturbing” news that Republican support for same-sex marriage is falling fast. “This is serious.” 2021 - 55% 2022 - 55% 2024 - 46% 2025 - 41% 2026 - 37% MAHER: “Usually, Pride Month is just fun. But there is news this year.” “This is serious. There is disturbing polling that the acceptance of gay people in this country on all levels is regressing among Republicans.” “One of their Congress people, Andy Ogles… said homosexuality has no place in America. Then he took down the tweet and blamed it on a staffer…” “This is a serious thing that is going on. Acceptance of same-sex marriage is way down among Republicans.”

@NatureUnedited Mother fucker just holding his own hands like he waiting for the bus or something

This is a gray Ezo squirrel, a subspecies of the Eurasian red squirrel found on the Japanese island of Hokkaido

@DAKKADAKKA1 Not a fucking vegetable in sight

You really gotta understand. An entire industry exists on TikTok of black people cooking food and selling it with no regulation propped up by SNAP EBT.

@IfindRetards Remember when rock stars used to piss on statues? Fucking weak.

This week Moby showed how to change the world with a single act of defiance. Amazing bravery, nothing will ever be the same after he put his middle finder up to a sign. Stunning and brave.

@JasonBassler1 Bro deserves all the puss

A couple of skate punks showing more spine than 96% of the chest thumping “MAGA patriots.” When regular people start doing this, we don’t just reclaim our privacy... we reclaim the country.

@MarioNawfal The CIA CIA’d itself

🚨🇺🇸BREAKING: The CIA officer caught with $40 million in gold bars allegedly invented an entire fake top-secret spy program to steal the money. As if this story couldn't get and wilder: -David Rush allegedly built a sham "special access program," the blackest box in U.S. intelligence, so secret even top-clearance officials couldn't look inside without authorization -The fake program posed as "continuity of government" work, the doomsday planning that keeps Washington running after a nuclear war -He allegedly read in two colleagues as unwitting accomplices and used a made-up government contract to funnel millions, persuading a defense contractor to buy huge amounts of gold -The FBI raid on his home seized 303 gold bars worth roughly $40 million, $2 million in cash, and 35 luxury watches -Investigators say he lied about his college degrees, faked being a Navy pilot, and still sailed through the CIA's notoriously brutal vetting -A judge ordered him held as a flight risk, and several CIA officials are now on leave as the probe widens The scheme worked because of the system, not in spite of it. The secrecy walls built to hide operations from China and Russia hid the fraud from the CIA itself. A man with a fake résumé ran a fake doomsday program inside the most paranoid institution in America, and for years nobody noticed... Source: Washington Post

@TaraBull My man always Down to fuck

That hat flip was ice cold 🥶

@AlphaLiger The fucking George Castanza jacket

As I'm sitting on a couch this color

@sircalebhammer You wore your shortest shorts...

Rogan episode is live, check it out!