Uncle Shitty 🤎💩

🎼🎶So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, Bluesky’s from *pain* Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?🎶 Uncle Shitty here, THERE, and everywhere.** (**so stable he now refers to hisself in the 3rd person❤️💩)

@DudespostingWs This kid is fantastic!!❤️😂😂 Only one dude I know who did it better… youtu.be/hYkEl-3x92A

Bro makes bird calls so accurate it barely sounds human. Actually insane

@JNichole0193 “If I see a statute of a barely literate, conservative pundit, I'm gonna be like, Boy, I hope he was qualified.” Dead Charlie never was…

I’m betting Charlie Kirk wouldn’t be too happy with the amount of melanin in that thing. 🤔 Erica might be into it though 🤣

Top wordplay heah! 👇

MAGAt Brent Holdridge perfectly encapsulates the rot of the "law and order" MAGA grift. Here is a guy with over 28 criminal convictions in California for narcotics and weapons who somehow convinced himself he was a "patriot." He travels across the country to storm the U.S. Capitol on January 6th, assaults our democracy, and gets hit with federal charges. But it gets worse. After pleading guilty, he gets bailed out by Donald Trump’s blanket presidential pardon in January 2025. A literal get-out-of-jail-free card handed to a career criminal under the guise of political martyrdom. And how does Holdridge honor this supreme act of political grace? By immediately going back to being a lowlife criminal. Just months after his pardon, police raided his Arcata property and caught him red-handed with tens of thousands of dollars in stolen industrial copper wire and burglary tools from a massive theft spree. This is who MAGA champions. This is who they pardoned. A serial offender who wrapped himself in the flag to escape federal prison, only to immediately return to robbing communities blind. You can't make this up.

@TheOnlyEsta C’mon, man…

@1StarAtaTyme Tbh, I kinda celebrate most things that’re boob-related.🤷‍♂️😕

Happy Frizzy Hair and Under Boob Sweat Day to all who celebrate.

@JesusChryslerII Prowl & Gropes

@JNichole0193 Emmitt Till was 14 when he was MURDERED, and THAT asshole has trouble *explaining* to HER 14yr old what a bulletproof vest is?!🤯😡 If she’s not comfortable *talking to her own children*, she’s not fit to sit on a judicial bench of ANY significance, let alone SCOTUS.😡 GTFOH…

She just got an inkling of what every abortion provider and school teacher in this country have had to live with for decades. No sympathy. 🖕

@viralvortex51 Blocked.

Can see the process now 🤔

@TheOnlyEsta Future convict

GO‼️

🚨BREAKING: The drained Reflecting Pool did not reveal any slices. Instead, tire marks were visible, obvious damage from Trump’s vanity drive in a fleet of 10-ton vehicles for no reason at all. He ruined his own project, then lied and blamed the citizens who paid for it.

McConnell spent his whole career fighting so American workers won’t have the same rights as him

@ultras_antifaa No winners here — Argentina is GARBAGE.

#WorldCup2026: Ahead of the Argentina vs England match, Argentine flags were hung from the windows of homes across Scotland, Wales, and Ireland.

@MeidasTouch May this only be the first of MANY, WELL-DESERVED trials and convictions.

🚨 NEWS: Wisconsin election officials have found probable cause that Elon Musk violated the state's election bribery law and have referred complaints against him to the Brown County District Attorney. The bipartisan commission voted 5-1 after concluding there's probable cause Musk unlawfully offered $1 million to induce voting in the 2025 Wisconsin Supreme Court election.

@Super70sSports To his credit though, he rewrite the book on fashion by wearing a high-wasted band that made him look like he was wearing a diaper on the outside of his lime-green leotard and showed no intention of matching his shoes. Positively fearless.✊

I feel like if you’re trying to kill Batman you’re kind of handicapping yourself if you decide to wear your church shoes.

@Autistic_Lauren Attention Dysfunction Hypofocus…Duckies!!🥹🥰

Wrong answers only: What does ADHD stand for?

@JNichole0193 I approve of the lifeless expression that adorns Dead Charlie’s lifeless statue — the way God intended.🤎😊

Does it come with a blow hole?

@JesusChryslerII They definitely look *fabulous*.🌈🫶

@AgathaChocolats Satan’s groceries always felt kinda dangerous.

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity