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Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team. The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge. Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

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@Philly_woo87 @TheScore01 Andrey is more of an 8, Lavia is made of glass, can’t stay fit for more than 1 week at a time, and Essugo, I’m convinced he doesn’t exist consistently, he just spawns in every now and again to sit on the bench

Alonso always wants two number 6. Sure we will sign one TBH.

7 finals lost in a row in England since 2019, but 6 out of 6 finals won outside of England. You’re never going to believe the reason why.

@XabiAlonso Kaabo jor

Football drama II. Congrats Chelsea. Sorry for Bayern.

If Reece james is a serious captain he will call out the referees after the game, I’m tired of our players just accepting this every final

You can't demand taxes without showing results

Guy, you fool no one. Play your role subtle role all you want. But don't be clever by half. Seyi Makinde is eminently qualified, and nobody has attacked him. You created this scenario out of the figment of your imagination to play your role in the grand scheme of Tinubu's tribal politicking. We know exactly what you are. You fool no one.

@SOAMQUAY @Magixlamy_ "Quite," is putting it nicely.

@Magixlamy_ Former chairman of 3 banks? You’re quite daft

I SWEAR ON MY LIFE, PETER OBI DOESN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CREDIT RATING I SWEAR!!!!

Yes , when it comes to politics , he’s always super aware , but real governance ? He goes mute !!

bro the things this davido guy gets away with always makes me believe strongly that nigerians are not ready for change.

Can you collect N70,000 minimum wage ?

@ABUJAPLUG Turn to Jesus.

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@Elkrosmediahub What if I'm more monstrous than she is? Dey play. 😂 Let's see who comes out of the relationship alive na 😂🤝😂

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🚨Breaking news 🚨 The bridegroom is only waiting for his father’s signal to go fetch his bride. That time is drawing near, so make sure your oil is full and your lamp is ready.❗️

We were 4 friends watching Arsenal vs Atletico at my friend’s office last week. One of them asked me if I was travelling for the World Cup and I said No. I asked him if he was travelling and he said No. The 3rd guy looked at the 4th and said “see as dem no ask me and you if we dey go” and everyone laughed and joked about it. They knew it was not malicious and boys joke about everything. But then, I realized how actions can have unintended impact on others.

Jungle Just!ce on Vote Buyers and Ballot Box Snatchers.✍️

Another perfect day to clear up some common misconceptions. Listen: 1. You don't NEED antibiotics when you have a cold. 2. You CANNOT shift anybody's womb. You cannot even reach it. Don't be stupid. 3. Diabetes is NOT caused by adding too much sugar to your garri. 4. For the last time, Typhoid is NOT malaria and malaria is not Tyforce. Stop diagnosing yourself of typhoid everytime you are ill or have a fever or stomach upset. 5. Hypertension ISN'T caused just by too much thinking. 6. You CANNOT "flush" ur system of illness by "pissing all the sickness away". They LIED to you..6. Your body doesn't need daily supplements. Just eat normally and healthy. 7. You do not need a special kind of tea to flush your system. You are not a public toilet. 8. Putting spoon in a person's mouth during a convulsion will NOT stop ANY convulsion. 9. Taking "Hampicloss" after sexual intercourse will NOT protect you from sexually transmitted infections or pregnancy. 10. Stop the daily douching and stop washing your vaginas with antiseptics. You are only exposing yourself to infections. Oh... and this one is very important: Slimming tea CANNOT remove all that fat. It will only make you purge till you are dehydrated (if you are very religious with it) and land you in the accident and emergency of the nearest teaching hospital to you. Go to a Gym, work out and DIET! Pass it on if you care.

If BAT returns to the villa in 2027, a lot of you seeing this tweet won’t make it past the first half of the second term. It is either you’re killed by the insecurity in the country or hunger strike will do quietly. Kill APC before it kills you.

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