Ashley Barnes

@TouchlineX Jose mourinho coming into the Real Madrid dressing room after this 😂

@FabrizioRomano Vitek can replace him as the second choice pls

🚨 Altay Bayindir can leave Manchester United in the summer. Besiktas remain interested but deal depends on new manager after recent change of coach.

@WestHam_Central Your team couldn’t even wait to witness Arsenal win the league what a shame 😂

West Ham can be relegated to the Championship this evening.

Steve Jobs’ biological father’s name was , Abdulfattah “John” Jandali. 🤯

@ManUtd Ashley

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@musaratali @NASA It’s good to know NASA is still been run by human and not AI

hey @NASA my 8-year old just found a spelling mistake on your website. he insists this is a "critical mission update" :)

@WalkInMyHsu @MattGlassman312 That explains it

@UnitedPulx @MattGlassman312 Before Van Buren, all the Presidents were born in what is now America, but at the time were British colonies.

There’s a U.S. president whose first language wasn’t English.

@dongalus @MattGlassman312 Oo

@UnitedPulx @MattGlassman312 It wasn't the United States yet

Stat padding with the laliga couldn’t safe him. Man United put you in the spotlight as a player. Know this and know peace.

The fact Maguire could hold down this guy with Martinez is why you should respect them both

@Ellis_ Crystal palace gets a 10m payout if Ebere Eze wins the league with Arsenal, they are the last team to win you expect to win a game against Arsenal 😆

Crystal Palace I know you have the conference league final next week, but you have the chance to do something greater than winning any European football. If the players can pull off at least a draw they’ll be immortalised and idolised by millions of football fans which is greater than any trophy.

@TodayinHistory This looks scary

Today in 1980, Mount Saint Helens erupted in Washington State. It was the deadliest and most destructive volcanic eruption in US history.

@TouchlineX Mourinho should come with 50m pounds for Dalot at right back Ugarte for 40m

💣🚨 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: José Mourinho has asked Real Madrid to sign: • 1 or 2 centre-backs • 1 right-back • 1 or 2 midfielders • 1 winger Several departures and new signings are expected at Real Madrid this summer.

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@4L15T3R @premierleague @Microsoft 😭

@UnitedPulx @premierleague @Microsoft I heard someone say Casemiro was the best header of the ball in Premier League history which is the only reason Bruno got the record 😭😭 the levels of cope man

Bruno Fernandes, history maker. And there’s still one match remaining… 🔍 @Microsoft

@TheHateCentral This guy thinks he is playing 5 aside

@sleek3940 @premierleague @ManUtd They never fail to disappoint

@UnitedPulx @premierleague @ManUtd 😂 😂 😂 you are a savage fun. Have you heard Ineos are not planning to spend big this summer window transfer?

Bruno Fernandes' journey to equalling the single season Premier League assist record 🪄 🔴 @ManUtd

Can @manunited replace Zirkzee with Greenwood . eff the complainers

@TrollTouchline That means the Epl trophy Ferguson won have more values than the one pep guardiola won cos the league is weaker now . Got it 👍

🚨🚨🎙️ Alan Shearer SLAMS Bruno Fernandes matching the Premier League assist record: “The intensity of the league is weaker now than it was in the Henry and Kevin eras.” “Fair play to Bruno Fernandes because twenty assists in the Premier League is not easy, but I still think people are getting carried away comparing every era like they’re exactly the same. When Thierry Henry and Kevin De Bruyne were putting up those numbers, the league felt far more intense to me. Back then you had defenders flying into tackles, midfielders constantly on top of you, and creative players barely had a second to breathe. Now the game is more open, more tactical, and honestly attackers get protected a lot more. Bruno is a fantastic player, nobody is denying that, but the conditions are different. And let’s be honest, everything at Manchester United goes through him. Every attack, every transition, every set piece. Naturally your numbers are going to explode when the entire system is built around you touching the ball all the time. For me, when Henry and De Bruyne did it, there was this control and dominance to their teams. Arsenal and City were overwhelming sides playing incredible football week after week. With Bruno, sometimes it feels more chaotic, more moments than complete control. So yes, respect the achievement, absolutely. But matching the number doesn’t automatically mean it carries the exact same weight across different eras.”