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Carter Roberts

@dongalus

Katılım Ekim 2009
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Ashley Barnes
Ashley Barnes@UnitedPulx·
@MattGlassman312 What do you guys mean he was also the first president born in the United States, where were the rest given birth to??
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CR Sanchez
CR Sanchez@crsanchezx·
@logandeezy Perdona pero un libro no se puede escuchar. Los libros se leen. No crees?
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CR Sanchez
CR Sanchez@crsanchezx·
¿Qué suscripciones NO deberías estar pagando? [Última versión 2026] De mejor a peor... D (Aún aceptable) • Spotify • Amazon Prime • YouTube Premium • Google One C (Regular) • Netflix • HBO Max • Disney+ • Apple Music B (Trampa) ↓↓
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Carter Roberts
Carter Roberts@dongalus·
@ValiantVenus @UziCryptoo Work on the road for a couple months at a time; it's nice to have an actual kitchen and laundry that doesn't need quarters
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ValPal@ValiantVenus·
@UziCryptoo *me checking into 100$ hotel. No cleaning fees, parking, or other hidden fees. Plus complimentary breakfast and coffee* Why do people insist on using Airbnb??
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Uzi
Uzi@UziCryptoo·
I know I'd been warned, but I think Airbnb is over for me -- a host is angry with us because we didn't *vacuum*. mind you, we paid a $185 cleaning fee, stripped the beds, and took the trash to the local trash center
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Commander Pirx
Commander Pirx@Commander_Pirx·
@AngryCops There are a few bullshit reasons. Energy (they should be required to subsidize residential rates - problem solved), water (totally stupid - they DON'T consume water for cooling), and some other shitty excuse. Pro: they generate jobs. Commies don't like that.
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Angry Cops
Angry Cops@AngryCops·
Can someone please inform me as to why Data Centers are being protested/hated? What are the actual concerns about them and are they valid?
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Christopher Wipper
Christopher Wipper@SGTWipper1Each·
Explain what you did in the military without saying your job title.
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CertainPointofView
CertainPointofView@FantastocMax·
@dajones115b @Azariel91 I guess actually the answer depends on where you live. England it's above top of the shoulder / head but there are variations around the world. I can't tell where this is being played
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Sebastian™
Sebastian™@Azariel91·
That is how you play the game, no need for a fight, just ruin them first chance you get. Massive respect for that squeaky clean hit.She should have taken that warning seriously. 🤣
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Carter Roberts
Carter Roberts@dongalus·
@Matty_KCSN Well, the trend of me blocking more shitty Chiefs fans than Raiders, Donks, Buff and Bengals combined continues unabated
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Matt Lane
Matt Lane@Matty_KCSN·
Well… that couldn’t have been worse.
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Carter Roberts
Carter Roberts@dongalus·
@YoDanno JFC I scrolled all the way through and NOBODY said "Tunnels and Trolls"?! Fuck I'm old.
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Ron wright
Ron wright@ronsterd89·
What can you add to a grilled cheese sandwich to make it even better?
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Skeef
Skeef@imskeef·
whats that song thats like “drink and jack off by myself, theres jеws in texas I can tell”
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OneOutOfFour
OneOutOfFour@OneOutOf4·
This band from Atlanta, GA formed in 1985. ‘Fly Me Courageous’ was released in 1991 and reached #15 on the US Modern Rock chart and #19 on the US Mainstream Rock chart. 👉🏻 Name the band.
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Nicki 🫧🪷
Nicki 🫧🪷@nickimoraa·
I went out with this guy once and then he fell off the face of the Earth. Heard from him like 10 months later and he apologized. Whatever. I met him for a drink. We were at a bar and he starts going off and I start feeling really uncomfortable. So I pretended I was going to the bathroom and intentionally walked the wrong way. I saw a guy with a bunch of other people and I said hey I don’t feel safe with him. I need to leave. That is my coat. Can you please grab it and follow me outside?
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Racebrook Stables
Racebrook Stables@racebrookstable·
This dumbass at Keeneland doesn’t get it. I don’t care how difficult a horse is being while loading. Do not do this on camera no less. And then get shown with your energy drink. Racing doesn’t have a license to do this shit. Optics matter.
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Zach Rehl
Zach Rehl@zach_rehl·
@MacFarlaneNews If they really cared about the place, they would let the reovarions play out so it can be open sooner rather than later, none of their stupid lawsuits will stop this, they will only prevent it from opening up sooner. Not tha logic ever made sense to a libtard.
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Scott MacFarlane
Scott MacFarlane@MacFarlaneNews·
NEW: Former Kennedy Center board members file brief with court to oppose Trump's plan to close the facility for two years Brief: "Defendants’ rushed decision to shutter the Kennedy Center in its entirety for multiple years flies in the face of industry best practices" (MORE)
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Rock Hard & Spew Facts
Rock Hard & Spew Facts@JCA_BelAir·
@pierrebgood @gif_tannen NCAA rules do specify for interference with catcher fielding/throwing, the batter must step out of the box. Your screenshot references interfering with a "play at home" which this is not. Here is the specific NCAA rule covering interference with catcher throw
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Gif Tannen 🤠
Gif Tannen 🤠@gif_tannen·
what the hell was my guy supposed to do here?
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Dr. Lemma
Dr. Lemma@DoctorLemma·
20 years ago, a man screamed his own name into a microphone and ruined everything. It became one of the most famous moments in internet history.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ A group of players in an online game called World of Warcraft had spent several minutes planning a complicated raid. Timing, positioning, survival odds. One player calculated their chances of success at 32.33 percent, repeating. The whole time, one of their teammates wasn’t listening. He’d stepped away from his computer to reheat some chicken. When he came back, he ignored everything, screamed his character’s name at the top of his lungs, and charged straight into the fight alone. Everyone followed him in. They all died in seconds. “Leeroy, you are just stupid as hell.” “At least I have chicken.” The clip spread across the internet before “going viral” was even a phrase. It was referenced in South Park, How I Met Your Mother, and an article in a military journal. The game’s developer added the character as an official figure inside the game. His name became shorthand for anyone who ruins a plan by doing something reckless. The whole thing was staged. The group admitted years later it was a scripted re-enactment of something that had actually happened. The cameraman said: “We didn’t think anyone would believe it was real. We thought it was so obviously satire.” The player behind Leeroy Jenkins is a guy named Ben Schulz. He repairs industrial lighting for a living.
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