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good tweets for people who love bad tweets

Mare Tranquillitatis, Luna Katılım Haziran 2020
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Me delivering your açaí fruit bowl for slave wages on a Friday night.
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Listening to some fat boomers try to figure out how to move a 250 pound ceramic grill down some stairs without breaking it is the worst thing I’ve had to endure all month
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I saw Chappel Roan at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. She looked like a weirdo so I didn’t talk to her.
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@GladYuengling Welcome to Walmart auto care
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Glad@GladYuengling·
I saw it. Now you have to.
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This girl had such beautiful hair that I’d planned on complimenting her the next time I saw her, but she changed it and I think she just saw me scream internally
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@fashionistaera This is the least ridiculous I’ve ever seen her look tbf
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Hanz@fashionistaera·
Chappell Roan’s apology about what happened to Jude laws daughter is ridiculous. If ur sorry, sit up, speak properly & apologize with some respect. Lying down & recording a video like u don’t care is not an apology. The body lang says everything. This felt fake & entitled.🙄
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@AlpacaAurelius Maybe you should start licking your own butthole too
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@CallMeK1123 If she’s not obsessed with me then why does she let me hide in her bushes
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idk who needs to hear this but no one is obsessed with you, you’re a fucking weirdo who can’t get over married women that want nothing to do with you.
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@TheEcho13 Using Sabrina Carpenter as a litmus test 😂
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Robby Starbuck@robbystarbuck·
Some people prematurely reject the idea that we might be in a simulation because of religion but I would challenge that notion entirely. In reality it would basically confirm that God is real to all non-believers. Who else could create such an advanced, incredible simulation?
Elon Musk@elonmusk

I had dinner once with a top physicist and a top computer scientist and asked what they thought the probability was that we were in a simulation. They answered simultaneously at 0% and 100% respectively. It was like a double-slit experiment, but with humans.

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Raoul_Duke_Nukem@NukemRaoul·
@Cr7Godbrand @Lenzeratto Because the market demand for men is much lower than for women. Men are the market and for the most part they want to see women, not other men.
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STUNNER@Cr7Godbrand·
70 men vs. 10,000 Japanese women. This is 2026, a time when women can pursue whatever they choose, with no barriers in education, employment, or property ownership. Yet even now, there are still 10,000 women in one country working in porn. Do you understand what 10,000 represents? Despite this, some people still claim that women could not become successful because of barriers. They have freedom and tbis is what 10,000 of them could do with it. Keep blaming patriarchy. Lazy idiots.
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@pls_dont_lie @Aella_Girl watching your parents bone is weirder than watching strangers bone and I can’t believe I have to say that
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pls@pls_dont_lie·
@Aella_Girl There's a huge difference between seeing your parents who are in a committed stable marriage having sex in a way that likely makes sure the children are not bothered. And whoring yourself out next to your kids and showing them videos of people doing the same (porn)
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Aella@Aella_Girl·
some cultures had all the kids regularly exposed to adults having sex in the same room as them. Do people generally just think "Oh yeah every single person in that entire culture must be extremely traumatized"?
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@darrellprograms @ReviewsPossum The way he’s talking I’m guessing the “artificial misery” is just needing certain things to survive like food and shelter, which cost money.
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Darrell@darrellprograms·
@ReviewsPossum Do you look around at society today and say the government *isn't* creating artificial misery and poverty in order to control the workers they most desire control over?
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Possum Reviews@ReviewsPossum·
I was just talking about how highly educated people convince themselves of obviously stupid things all the time. Being educated makes it easier to do the mental gymnastics needed to ignore common sense and evidence, and convince yourself that something any moron could tell you is a bad idea is "actually kinda genius if you think about it".
True market Leader@TmarketL

f Money is Infinite, Why Do We Still Have Poverty? | Prof. Jiang Xueqin If money is infinite, why does poverty still exist.

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@pastry_enthus @TaraBull Yeah you can really see the panic in his body language when he goes all hulkamania
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@TaraBull He couldn't have known if this random stranger was about to stab him or not. One thing he did know is that the random stranger was not supposed to be there and not supposed to be touching him. Panic in this moment is understandable.
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TaraBull@TaraBull·
With Afroman in the news this week, remember when a female fan danced on stage mid guitar solo
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Kevin Nealon@kevin_nealon·
A new Home Alone franchise. But it’s a 74 year old who’s home alone and doesn’t even remember what fear feels like. He’s awake. Sitting in the dark, waiting for something to happen. R-rated comedy.
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