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@venom1s Maybe you should stfu and think about literally anything else.

> Aubrey Plaza’s husband Jeff Baena died in January > She is now expecting her child from another man in April > So she must’ve gotten pregnant in July. > She didn’t even wait 6 months before getting a new partner and getting pregnant by him This is what modern relationships are like. Before, women used to wait a lifetime for their husbands. She should’ve at least waited a few years.

@AnythingLFC_ Hendo. Total engine and the grit were missing right now.

If you could choose one of these to go into Liverpool's midfield for the rest of the season in their prime, who would it be? 🤔

@ATLiverpool_ 9/10 Benitez went. 14/15 Brendan went. 10/11 Hodgson went. The only reason Benitez survived 05 was.. well you know it. This started with Slot at the end of last season. Luckily we were too far ahead for it to count. It’s tough but it’s the performances, not just results.

Damn, I wonder what happened in 2005, that manager must have been dragged through the streets.... #LFC

@Scaife51 Lpool fan and pretty much agree with this. My bias might edge Trent but can’t argue with Walker too much.

Klopp Liverpool vs Pep Man City Combined XI. This will be a fun one🤣Let me know what you disagree with👍🏻

@anon_opin “In spite of”. Sounds like someone has an axe to grind.

London has a far greater claim to The Beatles than Liverpool. They recorded all their albums there, and wrote all their best songs there. They were good in spite of being from Liverpool, not because of it. London made them.

@Lord_Arse Sonic 2

Which is it?

@scottderrickson I loved his acting since I saw his first scene in The Wire. Then he was so electric in everything I saw him in. I hope he has peace now.

The Oscars In Memoriam ignored him but I cannot. He was my friend. I put him in five films. In early January I buried James “PJ” Ransone after he committed suicide… He was a complex, funny, talented, and undeniably reckless person. He was wildly alive and deeply loved. I know he said some infuriating things online, but the last time I saw him, he cried with regret for all of that. “I didn’t mean to hurt anyone’s feelings,” he said. Please don’t trash him here. He is dearly missed.

@authenticWMN You’re a fucking disgusting person. I hope you fix your heart one day. This woman has been called fat since she was 16 years old. Her father died last year. Why don’t you just fuck off and cut her some slack instead of being a hateful cunt?

OK, take a deep breath… No. Nobody is jealous. Kelly, you look utterly horrific. Like Barbie’s crack whore grandma. Now let’s face reality, if I could hold your hand while I say this, I would. This is not grief. You were becoming extremely thin prior to your father’s death. It is Ozempic, and it always was. Your mother abuses it too. And now you’re asking if we are jealous. You look like you are actively dying. I lost my father last year. I gained a bit of weight, comfort eating with my mother. Which surprised me usually my appetite disappears when I am struggling with something. And now we are rebuilding our lives and getting our health back on track. My weight is back to normal. You cannot blame your dangerously low weight on grief. Not when you have the means to be given nutrients via IV drip if you wanted to. You can afford the best therapies and you can skip every queue. You’re not like us. But don’t lie. No, we aren’t jealous. We are worried. And the most worrying part is that you’re determined to avoid the truth about why you look like this. It is Ozempic. Much love to everyone grieving the loss of their father. I know your pain.

@Ma6eS_9 Yeah if you ignore the contact (twice) on his left foot it’s totally a dive. 🙄

Focus on his right leg and it gets even worse

@Mci_tony_ Just because you won most of the battles doesn’t mean the weren’t battles.

the city pool era

@GraceRandolph It’s a crime to think things now? Utterly pathetic take.

Tourette's means no filter, which means this man thought it. Despicable. The BAFTAs out here making fools of themselves and the entertainment industry.

@NDrAgwoTurumbe @heyyitsjanea This guy met the Queen when she was alive and said “Fuck the Queen” to her face. She laughed it off. He can’t help it and doesn’t mean it. BBC shouldn’t have aired ot, but that’s a separate issue.

@heyyitsjanea Wait… does Coprolalia have anti semitic tics? Seriously I want to know. Can someone post videos of Coprolalia manifesting as anti semitic words. 🤔

@Heal_within96 @SeeRacists Tourette’s doesn’t make you say random words, it can make you say the most offensive thing you think of at that moment.

@SeeRacists I'm not buying it. Tourette’s is an excuse for his racism. All of the random words he could use, "N*GGER" just happened to be the “random” racial abuse phrase he chose? I don't buy it. It's clear racism.

BREAKING: Tourette’s campaigner John Davidson shouted “N*GGER” while Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo were on stage at the BAFTA Film Awards

@JamesPearceLFC His step overs and shimmy created that chance that Ekitike should have buried without the help of Mac’s arse(elbow). Needs more time. We await Salah and his potential comments… Looked full of mischief after he came off.

Ngumoha excellent when he came on

@BladeoftheS I live there and heating is communal and subsidised (you pay a nominal fee to your building and is basically free all winter), not to mention I pay £5~ a month electricity. There are huge benefits here.

China does some things right, things that we used to do right and want to do again. But aren't allowed to.

China has Public Services, Energy, Water, Housing, Public Transport that work because they haven't privatised them. We did too, until the Government sold them to thieves.

@cevangelista413 Dan Castellaneta’s delivery of this line is one of the all time greats. I can’t explain why it’s so funny but it just is. See also: “‘Tis replied Aunt Helga”.

Love when Homer puts on his little reading glasses

@elonmusk If you want to be happy, it’s so fucking easy. Stop being Mr Burns and start being Tony Stark like you once seemed to be. Fill your heart with love, not hate. It’s cheesy but so fucking obvious.

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

@JuliaHB1 You’re being deliberately obtuse. The argument is how can you send people away from land you already stole? The stealing has already happened. That doesn’t mean anyone has to give up their house. It means it’s hypocritical to turn people away. And racist, let’s be honest.

@UnrealJJohnson If she thinks no one is illegal in the US because the land was stolen from naive American Indians then her own house is included in that. So how can she justify keeping it just for herself and not give it to anyone who arrives in the country and wants it?

“No one is illegal on stolen land... F*ck ICE” This is Billie Eilish accepting Song of the Year at the #GRAMMYs . The woman is a blithering idiot. Of course, if she really means it, then she'll happily hand over her multi-million pound Malibu beachfront home to illegal migrants... Which she won't, because it's all just silly celeb posturing.

@stehoare Everyone is so pissed off right now. No matter what you say, some people will get annoyed by it. The cost of being huge in the community I think. Personally you guys lay it all out great. Just keep doing what you’re doing.

We’ve put two videos out on Redmen today, we’ve had comments saying we always back the manager no matter what what and the usual “paid off”, “telling lies”, “PR”, “access” bollocks We’ve also had comments saying the comments about the manager/team were too negative, we’re cashing in on misery, we’re out of order for questioning the manager. Can’t win 😂