Kris

"close those lying eyes and dig in your heals, this is a slippery slope." -Everything, apparently.

@WilliamShatner Wouldn't the eddy currents generated in the car and charge coils generate a ton of drag?

If they built highways with magnetic strips in the concrete that allowed you to charge on the go; that would be a game changer. Aren’t the new taxis able to charge magnetically‽

@MackinacCenter Love the knee jerk climate change blame in this thread. What is more likely to completely change fire behavior, a small change in global average temperatures or completely changing the frequency of the burns? Climate change ain't helping but it's not the main issue.

It's not the climate, it's the fuel. mackinac.org/blog/2023/once…

@wydyama I did before I moved to the city.

There’s no way y’all like driving manual everyday

@Layemie001 My attic is like 3ft tall at its highest point, not going to make comfy room.

So many Americans refuse to turn their attic into a separate room.

@HandyGingerGal Reminds me of the gym creep cry bullies, "OMG what is he looking at!?!" I donno maybe the two tripods and ring light you setup for your 5lb dumbbell curls.

Maybe they're just wondering why you're dressed like a hobo...

@JayzTwoCents His studio now, from the photo it's pretty clear he won the Chad-off.

Wait.... why did it put him in our studio?!?

@Razgriz87 @CountDankulaTV The informant was clearly lacking credibility, remember in the movie 7 where they paid off the bum to say he dude leaving the apartment at the correct to get the search warrant? Reminisct of that, some tweaker said Afroman had a slave dungeon and was slinging the drugs in town.

@CountDankulaTV At most he disrespected the USA code by dressing as the flag. I don't remember the real reason they raided his house, they said it was for a informant saying he was doing crimes but there was something about the police chief really doing it for a personal thing.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@ItIsHoeMath The Iranians seem to have learned lessons from Russia v Ukraine that us and Israel have not and they are punching above their weight because of it. I think they thought it would be over in two weeks max and the Iranians wouldn't be half as effective as they have proven to be.

In continuing efforts to lower oil prices president Trump has ordered the LA County Sheriff's office to release their stockpile of baby oil taken as evidence from Diddy's properties to the open market.

@MeghanEMurphy IMO Breast augmentation is trading looking good in clothes for looking worse naked.

Boob jobs are gross and mostly look ridiculous. Men like all kinds of breasts.

@goneers The anti ID side is arguing in bad faith, simple as.

Can someone explain to me the difference between requiring Americans to have a Real ID to get on a plane and asking them to show that same Real ID in order to vote? Why isn't it a hardship to get a copy of your marriage license or birth certificate in order to get a Real ID but it is in order to vote for the leader of the free world? Make it make sense, please!

@Trumpertarian Elder milineal, we learned to scribble words as well.

I don't know which angry boomer needs to hear this, but Gen Xers do know cursive. I know a lot of what happened back then was a wine cooler and Virginia Slim smoke fog of memory, but we did in fact have to learn cursive. And I will add we used it to forge your name on our permission slips when you were to hung over to sign them. Sincerely, Gen X

@rpondiscio Hybrid job, both

White collar job: shower before work. Blue collar job: shower after work.

@JennMGreenberg @jason_howerton Also there is a good chance the person working that papermill was a dude, so there's that.

@jason_howerton What an embarrassing sign. Women don’t spontaneously produce babies without men 😬

A functioning society where everyone can do those things.

@ThoughtCrimes80 Cammer is the shit for brains in this one.

I give Subaru drivers a hard time, but in reality, Jeep drivers are just as bad. 👀

@gillman_ja48237 @KimKatieUSA Probably a factor but the corner looks a lot wider on approach. If you miss the 20 mph turn sign you find yourself behind events pretty quickly if it's your first rodeo

@KimKatieUSA If I had to guess, from my perch in a taller vehicle, everybody is on their damn phones, completely ignoring reduced speed signs. When I say everybody, I mean 90% or better. Old people make up the vast majority of that 10%

The I-5 South Union St. exit in Seattle, Washington has to be the worst design exit ramp in the USA, granted the designers weren't expecting people to exit it going 80 mph. Here's a compilation a resident took of all of the crashes coming off the ramp.

@KimKatieUSA I've driven it and you go from subterranean freeway cruising to sharp right and stop light very abruptly. The signs warn of a slow turn but it looks more gentle until it's too late.

@midascabal We're selling oil at inflated prices and bombs faster than we can build 'em, why would it drop?

The fact that the stock market has not CRASHED yet concerns me.

@DramaNow staring is probably the most misused word in the English language because these attention whore crybullies.

India Love streaming at the gym when a man staring at her approaches then clocks the camera and backs off

@DanSaltsburg @BrittRooted Rain is in the models for end of the month and if we continue the pattern from the last few years it'll last into May if not June.

I am an environmental scientist. I don’t like those types of doomsday headlines, it’s click bait drama. But the sooner in the year we start getting heat, the higher the likelihood of huge fires later in summer. It is concerning but if we get a bunch of rainstorms soon then this current heatwave isn’t likely to contribute to fires. So we are analyzing statistical data and chances of a worse fire season are a bit higher but we aren’t terrified.

I can guarantee you, from on the ground in California, that no one in real life is “terrified”.