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Israel let Indian journalist Aditya Raj Kaul to cover war. But this clown covered the movements of Netanyahu and telecasted it and which has led to Iran bombing the place. Netanyahu untraceable now.

🚨 THE BIGGEST DATA HEIST IN HISTORY IS CALLED POKÉMON GO. For 8 years, 143 million people walked the streets to catch a Charizard. The reality? They were working for free. Niantic just admitted that players' cameras scanned parks, storefronts, and sidewalks around the world from every angle. The loot? A visual database of 30 BILLION real images. It wasn't a game. It was the secret construction of the world's largest AI dataset. Today, Niantic uses your Sunday strolls to sell visual navigation systems to delivery robots (without GPS). No company, not even Google, could have paid a fleet of vehicles to do that. You thought you were playing a video game; you were the volunteer subcontractor for global robotics.

@camolNFT Idk have you seen their tiktok lately lol. Theyve been infiltrated

If you think Apple is going to trust a company a random crypto KOL to sub-contract their WL distro to Especially one with a *questionable* history like Kickz, you probably deserve to get rugged.

OMG, SHUT DOWN DOGE: A DOGE official in his 20s testified today that he canceled federal research grants based on personal judgment. No peer review. No subject matter expertise. No formal process. Just him. And books he had read. He flagged a grant studying HIV in prisons during the Reagan and Clinton era — decades of academic research — as “one of the craziest” because it mentioned LGBTQ in the description. He flagged a grant examining the military service experiences of Black, Native American, female, and immigrant veterans as crazy. His qualification for making these calls: “A person can have enough judgment from reading books.” He was then asked if he regretted cutting programs that may have led to people dying. “No.” Did DOGE reduce the deficit? “No.” A person in their 20s. Reading books. Canceling peer-reviewed academic research. Deciding what knowledge the American government is allowed to fund. No experience. No regret. No results. Under oath.

@shivst3r @OGshoots The kid creates brainless shit from what I've seen. Jake Paul tier brain rot for society

@OGshoots Double down on being the best creator there is Hungry OG back in 2023-2024 was generational

I’m a 24 year old trader and have lost the majority of my net worth 8 times over. Give me some advice, not the generic “take profits” stuff either.

@OGshoots You shouldn't try to get rich in your 20s. Your 20s is meant to learn, have fun, and try things. Most that get wealthy too young turn into terrible people.

My friend vibe coded an app. Took 2 hours. Then he had his ClawBot do all the marketing. Hit $300k MRR in just a few weeks! Without any real work on his end. 95% profit margins. Rolling in cash. The entire business is automated. He can do this a few more times and get insanely rich. The best part? This guy doesn’t exist, and I just made all of this up for engagement bait because everyone else is making up stories like these. Why shouldn't I?

BREAKING: Leaked Texts seem to show that far-right MAGA influencer Jake Lang, 31 was texting a man pretending to be a 15-year-old girl on Instagram. Read the alleged texts below. Why the hell are the people who shout and scream the most, calling everyone else pedos, the ones who seem to be the disgusting ones?

lol this is an AI guy isnt it

@Jakegallen @MigrateFun Ugh a penalty??? I saw migration posts this week but I assumed it was scammers trying to scam lmao because thats how crypto goes. Turns out it was a real migration. oof $WAR

@UnwantedCrypto Go claim on @MigrateFun with wallet holding tokens

WAR, MEMECOIN, and MICHI all complete their migration at the same time next Tuesday. Timeline is going to lose their minds and it will be an entertaining day. Many will learn of migratefun for the first time.

LMAOOO

@ManiBagsBole @torbor_cro Can I migrate if I didn't already?

@torbor_cro Y u migrate tho ?! Like what is the game plan? And who tf still buying the OG 😹

Block everyone who shilled this on your TL 😹 Atleast that’s one $war over, hey 🤷‍♂️

*TRUMP: IF IRAN HOLDS OIL SUPPLY, THEY'LL GET HIT HARDER *TRUMP: OIL SUPPLIES WILL BE MORE SECURE IN THE LONG RUN

Reminder: Dexter’s #x402 facilitator is completely free of charge. This is often met with disbelief: “You’re going to have to charge someday,” they argue. “It’s not sustainable!” they cry. But adding fees and friction to payments isn’t the only path to revenue… 🟧🗣️ 3.10.2026

$POKOPIA 8whH5tErGbDEiSBKWAHigJe3dXFa6YwdMDXESNrVpump $WAR #我的刀盾 $BIBILABU $Aicoin $WhiteHouse

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