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@adicrazy Is that 🏀 photoshopped?

Look at this mid-day situation. (I don’t want to go back to Gurgaon)

@shirinmehrotra @ThisIsSmriti tagging you so you too can miss Dilli and food

This is the best bhalla papdi there is in Delhi...in Tees Hazari Court. A satisfying plate for Rs 50. I get to eat it thanks to my sister who is a lawyer. And on that note, here's a #Delhi food 🧵. All data collected from my 1.6 years of eating in the city.

@adicrazy Why's this me!

Everyday I ask myself if today is the day to waste a nice outfit on, and the answer is always no so my nice outfits are all 5 years old, tags intact. ✌🏻

@lipstickkranti My theory is : No one has ever read 'The subtle art of not giving a f**k'. People just buy it to take pictures of the cover 🤷🏽‍♀️

Worst list ever.

@adicrazy All the best Aditi ❤️ you're gonna be amazing!

I have to be on stage tomorrow as part of a panel for #Abhivyakti by #AWWA and I’m NOW waking up to what-saree-to-wear. 🤦🏻‍♀️

@adicrazy @captain_speakin Pls to share deets

Hi, this wash-hair-every-other-day-and -call-it-hair-care person is discovering the ease of using a dry shampoo, thanks to @captain_speakin. Probably life changing ✨

@sanamwazir Yar uncle ki eyes kitni sundar thi. What happened to you?

Humare Marhoom #AbbaJaan used to call him Paa!!

@JeanDmello @BaklLOL why don't you audition

I am on whatsapp group where a producer and an agency replied not looking Bengali enough to three Shortlisted Bengali boys 😂😂😂 what are they supposed to look like? Rasgulla?

@BaklLOL @Memeswalaladka @Shakti_Shetty Feeling attacked 😂

Uttarakhandi guy after saying UK instead of uttarakhand

Hits you in the gut.

@sanamwazir Shave your legs to avoid unnecessary attention okay?!

‘’Please use good quality body odour’’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😂

@adicrazy Wait what. My mom used to read Surender Mohan Pathak. And it's on kindle?

Dad transitioning to Kindle with a bunch of Surender Mohan Pathak books in Hindi is this year’s peak technology win for me. 🎖

@sanamwazir Let's be, real you need to watch 'Too hot to handle'

Netflix recommendations, please.

@sanamwazir I've started smuggling it too now

One of my favourites, it has travelled so many times with me to the US, and I was always scared of getting caught. It has sentimental value for me, it was dad’s favourite. Hogging everything before I leave the city. I think Jammu and Kashmir loves #PREM

@sanamwazir Hugs. But also, wow I won something 😂

I have a dead daddy joke but it's #FathersDay I lost mine in 2016. @UparNietzsche I know you are a clear winner here.

Looks like Amazon is going to shut soon in India. Someone has published a book on Amazon titled Masterstroke. It has all blank pages 😂😂😂😂

I know you didn't like the gift I gave you at your wedding, ‘The State of Human Rights in Kuwait.’ I hope you like this Sasta version of Starry Night. Took 5 hours. Congratulations @UparNietzsche

@sanamwazir Thanks Sanam for putting so much effort. But I want the silverware and you know it. Cc @ThisIsSmriti

I am begging everyone on my knees. Please help bhaiya. He is just 29. Papa bhaiya Ka gam nahi jhel payenge. Mumma toh gyi. Bhaiya ko bacha do. Please Ecmo chahiye. @narendramodi @PMOIndia @drharshvardhan @ArvindKejriwal @MoHFW_INDIA @cmohry #SOS