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@DrJesseMorse Oh got damn J! She’s stacked brother, whoa

Ultra Day 3 with my wife!

@jackunheard Both guys lack masculinity. Where are their muscles? Are they vegan? Do they not eat protein?

Jimmy Kimmel is in attendance at the No Kings rally. He looks HORRIBLE.

@DrJesseMorse He needs to give up his keys. Hire a driver - live life.

Tiger Woods was involved in an(other) rollover crash earlier today. This time on Jupiter Island where he lives in Florida. We don’t have details but I hope there are no significant injuries. Tiger’s had an incredible stretch of injuries dating back to the 90s. I discussed all of his various crazy injuries a couple years ago on a documentary called the Nine Lives Of….Tiger Woods. Hoping for the best!

WALL STREET BONUSES HIT RECORD AS RISKS LOOM Wall Street profits surged over 30% in 2025 to $65.1 billion, driving a record $49.2 billion bonus pool, according to Thomas DiNapoli. The average bonus rose 6% to $246,900. DiNapoli noted the gains boost state and city finances through higher tax revenues. However, he warned that slowing job growth and geopolitical tensions pose significant risks to the financial sector and broader economy.

@thesamparr $2M founder here, can you I still apply?

If you're a $3M+ founder or CEO in Los Angeles, this is for you. I’m building 8-person peer groups in LA that meet monthly. All members vetted. We have 80+ members in your city, 1k+ members in Hampton & do hundreds of irl events per year. Want to join?

@ksorbs The way it should be. Deport all illegals asap

The beginning of a new era

@burrytracker @KobeissiLetter “The big short x2” is coming.

@KobeissiLetter That something “big” is called manipulation

Something very strange is happening in precious metals right now: In just 3 hours, gold and silver just erased a combined -$2 TRILLION in market cap. Meanwhile, oil prices have erased their gains on the day and US stock market futures are nearly green. Since the Iran War began, such a reversal in oil and equities has almost always sent gold prices higher. So, what just happened? The sporadic moves in price could signal that a potential large player in the space is being liquidated. But more importantly, the persistent move higher in the 10Y Note Yield, which is now at 4.40% and up +45 bps in 3 weeks, is beginning to weigh on various asset classes. Combine this with headline fatigue and "pockets" of illiquidity in the market, and the massive gaps to both directions are only growing. Something big is happening metals markets right now.

@gas_biz State Farm is expensive - you’re paying for the agent. Have you shopped progressive or geico?

Brother I own a Cybertruck AND a Porsche 911 Turbo. The Porsche is 3x the value, faster, and cheaper to insure by $400 every 6 months. I pump gas in Kirklands and I figured this out. You don't need Economics 101. You need a calculator.

@GasBuddyGuy @zerohedge Back out hidden taxes and uncontrollable fees and that number lowers in Cali.

GasBuddy now counts six cities where average diesel prices are over $7 per gallon: San Francisco, CA San Rafel, CA Napa, CA Santa Rosa, CA San Jose, CA Oakland, CA

@TiffanyFong Biggest wiener you’ve scored all weekend?

beautiful day for glizzies and golf

@anothercohen @RampCapitalLLC Root beer by Bum Energy is 🔥

@RampCapitalLLC 10 calories, fuck you Ramp

Costco sparkling energy drinks slap. RIP Celsius

@jackunheard Both are now in jail. Wes will do time.

Diddy was seen in Miami alongside fitness trainer Wes Watson. Pay attention to the end where Wes remarks, "it's a movie." They're signaling something deeper—another potential psyop in action.

@typesfast Need a RCCA asap.

The OOCL Sunflower is currently moored at the Long Beach Container Terminal: atlas.flexport.com/vessel/id:c54c…

The vessel OOCL SUNFLOWER encountered heavy weather en-route to Long Beach and suffered a container stack collapse. Flexport has begun notifying all customers with cargo on the ship to expect delays and inspect any containers that arrive for damaged goods.

@DeItaone 🎯

GHOLAMREZA SOLEIMANI, THE COMMANDER OF IRAN'S BASIJ FORCE KILLED IN U.S. ISRAEL ATTACK - STATE MEDIA

@WallStreetMav @KnowledgeArchiv Time to get your testosterone checked. I encourage you to do an in-depth comprehensive blood panel through @ways2wellX

@KnowledgeArchiv 💯

I was advised by my doctor that I am pre-diabetes. So I started the keto diet a few weeks ago, have lost 20 lbs just eating steaks and eggs, water. Today was my first fasting blood sugar test below 100 mg/dL. It was 96. Keto diet does work to fix diabetes, no medicine required.

@AnarchyMuscles Hany is the goat.

For those who don't know, the person in the picture is Chad Nichols, the coach of Ronnie Coleman and Big Ramy. Is he considered the best coach in history?

@EndWokeness How does the white man win?

In order to compete at the Oscars for Best Picture, all films must meet the "diversity inclusion" quota. Here are those rules. Yes, this is real.

@SinaiLawFirm Your template is going viral 😂

Had to pause and read the notice it kind of looks like my template

@enriquevsoto @DanRafael1 Times are tough lol 😂

Per CSAC, official purses for Golden Boy's card on Saturday: Arnold Barboza $500k, Kenneth Sims $200k; Oscar Collazo $150k, Jesus Haro $50k; Alexis Rocha $60k, Joseph Diaz $50k; Gabriela Fundora $200k, Viviana Ruiz Corredor $25; Joel Iriarte $10k, Rock Myrthil $8k; Grant Flores $10k, Rashid Stevens $8k; Cayden Griffiths $8k, Omar Munguia $11,500; Fabian Guzman $8k, Julian Delgado $8k; Daniel Garcia $10k, Blas Caro $9k; Leo Sanchez $8k, Cesar Juarez $11,500. #boxing #BarbozaSims

@DrPaulyDeSantis @unusual_whales @grok @stoolpresidente was a buyer, too.

@UpsiderTrading @unusual_whales @Grok which congressmen have been buying

Anduril just landed the largest contract in its history, $20B. This materially increases Rheinmetall’s $RHM $RNMBY probability of winning XM30. Lattice is the AI / sensor-fusion architecture the Army is scaling across the force effectively the software layer that will run the vehicle for Rheinmetall's Team Lynx (with Anduril, RTX, LHX, and Textron) And yet $0 from XM30 is in Rheinmetall guidance and essentially $0 sits in analyst models. @anduriltech