Joe Schmoe of the New England Schmoes

@jeff_of_norwich I don’t even get all the federal public holidays.

@jeff_of_norwich We don’t even get all public holidays off. There’s jobs out there where you get Christmas and Thanksgiving off…unpaid. I’ve been at my job for 7 years. I have 6 weeks of annual leave (4 weeks of holiday and 2 weeks of public holidays)

I refuse to believe that Americans only get two weeks off a year That's bloody criminal You should get at least five, NOT including public holidays

@PhilJC2 @BruvverEccles Okay, now do you two actually know each other in real life or just Internet? I’m not presuming all English Catholics know each other but…I’ve been surprised before.

@BruvverEccles Likewise

Yes, it seems that he has been hacked. As a result he (or rather, his parasite) has blocked me.

@BruvverEccles That would be an ecumenical matter.

Someone's been having you on, Damian.

You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.

@AmongUsGame And they were crewmates. And they were crewmates.

u know what i love about being a Crewmate? just being a Crewmate! :) doing tasks! and um, eating pizza. and normal things. like walking around. cleaning vents. hahaha card swipe is so hard am i right? those darn Impostors just.. sabotaging stuff! hate em! just Crewmate things! relatable! haha!!!

@JamesMartinSJ And doing so prevents a recurrence of the Elliot School Rebellion!

If the idea is really to "introduce prayer and Christian teachings into public schools," then why not post The Beatitudes? "Blessed are the poor." "Blessed are the peacemakers." "The States Pushing for Ten Commandments Displays in Classrooms" nytimes.com/2026/03/19/us/…

I hope God will answer my prayers and let me die.

Why is everything I do wrong? I literally do everything to the best of my ability and it’s STILL WRONG!

I wish people actually enjoyed talking to me, being social with me, and made me a priority. I wish I could do anything right. I wish I could die.

@BruvverEccles @Darkdarling00 Warsaw.

@Darkdarling00 Where's the poll?

Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust this team? A. 100% B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% E. 0%

@NotDiogenes Okay Vincent Adultman

So I guess I can finally say I’ve thought the guy I knew in college was sus af. He just got accused of extorting a client of his for a half a million. He just seemed…off. Always had the right word to say, but condescending about it.

@PageSix Alright everyone… gird your loins!

Anne Hathaway stages surprise ‘Devil Wears Prada’ moment with Anna Wintour at Oscars 2026 trib.al/NKGqGUG

@FrumTikTok As a goy whose only Seder exposures are those depicted on “Rugrats” & “The Ten Commandments” 1) Why is this night different from all others? 2) Why do we eat bitter herbs? 3) What is your quest? 4) What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? I think I did pretty ok.

Go ahead, ask him your four questions.

@BruvverEccles @witte_sergei There was a Year 0. It lasted for 0 years, 0 months, 0 days, 0 hours, 0 minutes, and 0.000 seconds!

@witte_sergei 2069. There was no year 0.

Remember that if Julius Caesar had not been betrayed and murdered in a most vile manner on this day 2070 years ago, he would have conquered Parthia and resolved both the Persian and Judaean problems for all time. We live with the consequences of the Senate’s great sin.

Laetare Sunday: the day we try to make rose happen but it’s not gonna happen Also the day Gretchen Weiners snapped and said they should totally stab Caesar.

@dramdarcy @nassaujuan They’ll be on the pilgrimage starting 20 minutes later.

@nassaujuan Where's the Miller, the Reeve, the Summoner, the Pardoner, the Canon, and the Canon's Yeoman, when you need 'em?

And she will be traveling with a Knight, a Squire, a Yeoman, a Prioress, a Nun, Nun’s Priest, a Monk, a Friar, a Merchant, a Clerk, a Man of Law, a Haberdasher, a Carpenter, a Weaver, a Dyer, a Tapestry-Maker, a Cook, a Shipman, a Physician, a Wife of Bath, a Parson, a Plowman…

@NotDiogenes Yes, looks like 2 of them.