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Just had my dog, Max, put to sleep. I'm heartbroken. I just wanted to share this and let the world know how fucking amazing he was. I was hoping to take him to @krankenhaus this summer but not to be. I'll never forget you mate. 13 wonderful years. Love forever x

@SamanthaQuek Such a boring league. Hearts winning would have been wonderful for Scottish football.

Martin O’Neil talk a bow. Sensational managerial performance #Celtic

The thing is, if the club announced this week that LFC and Slot were parting ways after next week’s final game, he would actually get a decent send off, in appreciation for last year’s title.

@idlewildgirl 100%. And on a further point, how are electric cars allowed giant touchscreens that everything has to be operated by! No different to using a phone

People messing on their phones whilst driving know that everyone can see exactly what they are doing don’t they?

@idlewildgirl open.spotify.com/playlist/5XkNd…

The catchiest song ever made for sure I can’t shake it

@idlewildgirl Live at Wembley open.spotify.com/track/4P2PLQO2…

@queenofaerobics @SaintMichael293 Aye he lived near me for years until he died. Used to see him around loads in his rolls royce with his Bowen numberplate

@SaintMichael293 Mate, I was only reading about him before! Used to be a PE teacher and deputy headmaster 🤯

Been watching Bullseye, and fucking hell, poor Jim Bowen really couldn't see for shit, could he? 😭

@DaleJohnsonBBC @philmcnulty Please can you explain this a bit further? I don't understand why the 'clear and obvious' benchmark is seemingly being dismissed as irrelevant. Cheers!

Biggest VAR call ever? Four chaotic minutes that may define the season for Arsenal and West Ham. If it takes that long, can it really be clear and obvious? That is the wrong way to look at it. With @philmcnulty. 👇 bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

@dandouglas Ha I still have that same silver pair!!

bought 3 pairs of Nike Vandals for like £18 each at TK Maxx a couple of decades ago, still wearing the least-shredded ones now. fancied a new pair and… maybe not lol. can anyone recommend something similar (high-tops, bouncy soles) from a more ethical, less scumbag brand? cheers

2023: Corona ended 2026: Hantavirus

@NeilClark66 @BBCNews Because the people are retarded youtu.be/QFgcqB8-AxE?si…

@BBCNews More banning, more controlling of people. Our society has become increasingly authoritarian. What’s wrong with just providing people with all the relevant information and leaving them to make their own choices?

Smoking ban for people born after 2008 in the UK agreed bbc.in/4cEfrbq

@axaxaxasfml @JacksonDoud The speech consisted of the stupid things he's said or done or lies he's told

@Userfriendlylad @JacksonDoud he must have had a boring ass life

Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.” Got hit back with a “and that would be?” Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.

@JacksonDoud This story made it into the best man's speech at my mate's wedding

@JacksonDoud 25 years ago was at our village local and my mate goes "pint of the usual please Kev". The bar was packed. The barman answers "my name's not Kev and I don't know what your usual is". 💀

Been laughing in this eBay advert for a solid 3 minutes

@byopband The UK needs you back!

TOUR in JULY🚚🚚🚚

@sleafordmods What about a VHS version?

Pre order GAME, on Blu-ray ere …

@idlewildgirl Red flag

My boyfriend has never heard of putting a crisp packet in the oven to make it go small

Amazon are partnering with Comic Relief to sell their red noses. Last year Comic Relief raised £34 million which is how much Jeff Bezos makes in six hours. Dig deep everyone.

Meanwhile in TK Maxx... 🙈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@SkyNews @GarethBarlow Get Sam Allardyce in 'til the end of the season

BREAKING: The BBC has confirmed it has sacked Radio 2 host Scott Mills following allegations about his personal conduct. Sky's @GarethBarlow reports. trib.al/SIzbnv6 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube