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Even if you are fully vaccinated, The CDC still recommends not listening to people with no law enforcement qualification for any subject related to policing.
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Beach City Cop
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Beach City Cop
@VBStrong_67
Father, Marine Corps vet, cop in a city by a beach. Opinions are mine and my own. #TeamIronWill - Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum
United States Katılım Mayıs 2020
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Due to a miscalculation while preparing my overnight bag, I will have to sleep " top sans bottom" unlike my usual " bottom sans top." 👖🎽 ✊🏼
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Yes, they flash to plasma.
If it happens on the ground, they leave a body shadow on concrete.
Johnny B. Good@Cat5SMASHICANE
There's no way that this could be real. Is it actually possible for someone to be vaporized?
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@radioactivered @muggget I really didn't want to take a murder report tonight
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@muggget SAYS THE PERSON WHO VAPES AND DUMPS THE CLUTCH OF YOUR CIVIC OUTSIDE A HIGH SCHOOL TO IMPRESS TEENAGE GIRLS
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Didn’t happen + please tell me you aren’t actually wearing this tacky ass gift shop bullshit around your neck in public
.338 Little Brother of War@srsattern
Blue hair in the Pre Check line “I love your pendant, what tribe is that?” “Choctaw Nation, thank you.” “Where is that at?” “Oklahoma” “It’s really good to see the culture coming back- ” “I mean, it ain’t never left.” “Oh, of course! You know, can you believe all the stuff in MN?” “I know, right? It’s like they can’t deport them fast enough… I honestly wish they would just cut us wagon burners loose on them… do you like effigy mounds?” 👀 *brain breaks in half* Literally one of my favorite pass times. Never gets old.
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@W3ND1G0x There's no emergency. It's just Chuck checking the preparedness of the hospital.
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FAKE NEWS!
Chuck Norris doesn't have a medical emergency, the medical emergency has a Chuck Norris.
The Calvin Coolidge Project@TheCalvinCooli1
🚨 Just in: Chuck Norris has been hospitalized after experiencing a medical emergency in Hawaii
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@jaeger71 @VBStrong_67 They’re all portrayed by massive leftist actors? 🤣
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@VBStrong_67 @Shadzey1 That was a typo. Should have been “had.”
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@HlautBolli @Shadzey1 The suit is already over. Jury came back yesterday, Afroman won
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@Shadzey1 This suit has essentially zero chance of success, having now seen the evidence. I’m comfortable saying the Plaintiffs’ lawyer is and remains an idiot.
I have an exceedingly low opinion of most of the PI bar.
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@Shadzey1 Bro I could not stop laughing the entire time. I was making traffic stops listening to Lemon Pound Cake
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LE bros that follow me I hope you’re also enjoying this and taking notes so you don’t get hitched to some shit like this in the future cause lmaooo this is gonna be their whole legacy once this is done, nevermind anything else you do, you’re the people that took Afroman to court and got dog walked.
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VA: only 20% disability rating
Weapons Daily@WeaponsVault
A Civil War skull with a fatal wound from a 12-pound canister round.
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@usmc_colonel That was pre-split too. No chance an axe gives you a clean wedge with a single swing
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Only a liberal tries to split wood with an axe. Real men do it with a maul.
One Bad Dude@OneBadDude_
Liberal dude wearing a mask questions if conservative men are really stronger than liberal men as he splits wood. Watching him swing an axe proves exactly the opposite of what he’s trying to. I wouldn’t be surprised if the log was split before recording
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You want vigilantes? This is how you get vigilantes.
Entirely unacceptable
News Talk KVNU@KVNU
A 67-year-old Hyrum man has been sentenced to one month in jail and four years of probation for molesting a young girl multiple times. kvnutalk.com/hyrum-sentence…
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Annihilating Sour Patch jelly beans. Don't care what dye I'm ingesting I'm just thankful for Jesus dying for our sins and rising a few days after so we could have delicious treats
("Akually it's pagan." Just shut up rn thank)
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@MichaelLan39597 I need to rewatch it. It's been years since I last saw it
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@W3ND1G0x 🎶 I was gonna just get high, but I won my case...
I wanted to sit at home and eat lemon pound cake...
But the Adam County cops had money to waste...
So I fought, and I won, my court case
La dada da dadada 🎶
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Afroman has done significantly more to protect our civil rights than any politician in recent history. Let that sink in.
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@VBStrong_67 They actually reshot the ending, didn't they?
They had Butler winning. They changed it to appease Jamie Foxx.
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