Celtic Tree Rodent

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Celtic Tree Rodent

Celtic Tree Rodent

@celticTreeRat

A kilted tree rodent, just trying to stay sane in an insane world

Above you Katılım Haziran 2025
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SheSaysBadWords
SheSaysBadWords@SheSaysBadWords·
So I am gothically pale all year round. Walked outside with the coworkers for ten minutes to get some fresh air. Could feel my lily white skin burning. I am now Barbie pink. This is my life.🤬
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Celtic Tree Rodent
Celtic Tree Rodent@celticTreeRat·
@SheSaysBadWords Your mistake was feeding the geese. They are vile, offensive creatures with no social value. Feed squirrels and chipmunks instead.
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SheSaysBadWords
SheSaysBadWords@SheSaysBadWords·
Welp, just went out to the pond behind the office to get some sun and feed the geese some sunflower seeds. They were very appreciative and then one goose tried to drown another goose in the pond, and it became a whole thing.
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Celtic Tree Rodent@celticTreeRat·
@SharkFloppKing @HardPass4 Yes, it was a monkey. Squirrels do not steal from bird feeders. We do patronize Squirrels feeders that have been set up by kind and caring homeowners though.
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Hard Pass
Hard Pass@HardPass4·
My dad just called me to tell me he smoked a squirrel that had been getting into his bird feeder with a .22. He’s still got it.
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Battle Dwarf
Battle Dwarf@AngryBDG·
@DavidWolfe I died years ago, man. It was horrible. I got better, though…
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David Wolfe
David Wolfe@DavidWolfe·
Unvaccinated people, check in. We were supposed to be dead…
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Celtic Tree Rodent
Celtic Tree Rodent@celticTreeRat·
@cailleach_feasa @StackEmUpAgain @TONYxTWO I am not getting a misdemeanor. When they do X-rays, they will find out that the person have over 600 bones in their body. After sentencing, this will be the conversation. "Why you in?" "Someone committed suicide by Sparta kicking my kid in the chest."
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Jo 🇺🇸
Jo 🇺🇸@cailleach_feasa·
@StackEmUpAgain @TONYxTWO This. Intentionally hurt, or try to hurt, my child, and you’re going to take a nap. I’ll take that misdemeanor assault charge all day long.
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TONY™
TONY™@TONYxTWO·
Disgusting. What would you do if this was your kid?
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King Shark XI 🦈
King Shark XI 🦈@SharkFloppKing·
I figured out what these "monkeys" baby shark been seeing in all the trees. They're squirrels.
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Dan Crenshaw
Dan Crenshaw@DanCrenshawTX·
Two years ago, Congress almost left the county with a huge intelligence gap for no good reason. Lives would have been lost had we not reauthorozed FISA. The violent cartel leader “El Mencho” would still be alive if we had not reauthorized FISA and passed my provision to target cartel affiliates for collection. You’d be amazed by how many Republicans voted to PROTECT cartels from intelligence collection. Exactly 83 Republicans voted against my bill to add cartels to FISA collection. Many Members of Congress and media figures get the facts completely wrong about FISA. They say they’re “guardians of civil liberty.” They say their position is “common sense,” that “if you want to spy on Americans just get a warrant.” That all sounds good. I would agree with their position *if it were true.* But it’s not true. I go into the 3 big myths about FISA with Director Kash Patel. Listen to our exchange. President Trump is showing incredible leadership by pushing for reauthorization next week. American lives depend on this, even if online trolls believe otherwise. We will need Republican votes because too many Democrats have now decided that TDS is more important than national security, despite the fact that they supported this two years ago. Never trust a party that can change their principles purely because orange man bad.
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Celtic Tree Rodent
Celtic Tree Rodent@celticTreeRat·
@Roq9m9 @live_free_603 Quick answer is this. The state will not, for the most part, allow private police and fire departments. Nor do they allow for large scale private roads in a municipality. The library? Take that fight to the ballot box.
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Ro@Roq9m9·
@celticTreeRat @live_free_603 Why am I paying for roads to be plowed that I never drive on? Why am I paying for police that I never need? Why am I paying for a fire truck that will never come to my house? Why am I paying for a library when I buy my own books? Waaaaaa Waaaaaa Waaaaaa
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Landlord 🇺🇸
Landlord 🇺🇸@live_free_603·
Met a boomer school board member last night Me: My kids go to private school Them: Oh wow that’s so expensive… Me: we get the EFA so that helps Them: those take away money from public schools! Me: I don’t believe that’s true… Them: well they raise our taxes! Me: what’s the cost per student in your district? Them: $24,000, why?
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Cav Senpai
Cav Senpai@cavannastan·
I dog on officers and I love to talk shit about them too, but I would do it all again exactly the same. Being a Troop Commander is literally the best job in the Army. I only wish I could have taken my guys downrange as CO.
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Cynical Publius@CynicalPublius

I was an Army colonel. I would have traded it all to be a First Sergeant of a Company in the 82nd. People may view being an officer as being more prestigious, but it is my belief that being a senior NCO is far more satisfying given how closely you lead soldiers.

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Celtic Tree Rodent
Celtic Tree Rodent@celticTreeRat·
@Roq9m9 @live_free_603 No, it is a question of fairness. Parents have paid school taxes for years, even if they have no kids in that school. If a school is failing the student, a parent should be given the option to take the money that district would spend on the student, and take it to another school.
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Celtic Tree Rodent
Celtic Tree Rodent@celticTreeRat·
@mnsibley @cavannastan @VikingRobVWO In the next book, add a cav unit that needs to be moved by train. Doing do requires a specific number of chains to secure each vehicle to the railcar. Not having them is VERY bad, and that commander is answering hard questions, usually from multiple superior officers.
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Celtic Tree Rodent
Celtic Tree Rodent@celticTreeRat·
@live_free_603 @Roq9m9 And what about those of us who have no children in school? Why are we paying school taxes for children that are not ours?
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Landlord 🇺🇸@live_free_603·
@Roq9m9 What district are you in? I might of paid more than you think…
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Celtic Tree Rodent@celticTreeRat·
@mnsibley @VikingRobVWO @cavannastan Please add in something about preparing for movement and finding out that multiple tracks don't have the necessary BII for railhead operations, even though he did an inspection last week.
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Celtic Tree Rodent
Celtic Tree Rodent@celticTreeRat·
@cailleach_feasa @EmmottTony Offer him a couple of Guinness Drop Shots, and have a conversation with him. If he seems to be a good fellow, then return the favor. If he is a detrimental figure and brings nothing but chaos and strife, bid him good day, and remove him as a follower.
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