Veronica Bayless

@EliMcCann Natural selection will happen at some point

I am going to say this as calmly as possible. [deep breath] there are people in the replies asking whether this is real.

My husband and I just got back from a multi day road trip with all things road trip related - including snacks.. needless to say, I had the best poop of my life. #roadtrip #poop #roadtripsnacks #roadtrippoop

@GnosticGoblin @DaytonLibCat @ColonelRyan_I Are you absolutely sure it’s not the roadrunner???

I've noticed a logical flaw in a children's cartoon show, and absolutely everyone must know

@RodLacroix Having a teenager is the punishment you get for having sex

Whoever said parenting gets easier as kids get older probably hadn't had teens yet.

@citizenkawala Take a shower and use deodorant 🤷🏻‍♀️

I think I've been infected. By the funk.

@femmefir Can there be enough garlic in a dish?

I hate to sell us out like this but why tf do so many girls whine about food having garlic in it? Like I'm sorry that flavour has a smell🙄

@KellyAnn1966 @ColonelRyan_I Or snow during the Christmas special or Sponge Bob?

@ColonelRyan_I You mean the Bubble Guppies having a campfire?

@DaytonLibCat @ColonelRyan_I How are you not mentioning Jerry dropping all these traps for Tom??? He’s a mouse!!! How is he creating these elaborate traps?

@ColonelRyan_I OH! Is it about how Tom runs after Jerry on two legs? 'Cos THAT's just f'ed up! He's a CAT! 😠 What the hell is that? Thank god somebody else noticed! I'm gonna run down to the desk nurse now and tell her I'm NOT crazy!

So pretending you care and giving me 6 days instead of 30 is okay after some guy 1) told me I was old and 2) told me I have great boobs????

Does anybody realize that females on Facebook get banned quite a bit more when they are defending themselves against male objectivity.. funny how that works #bannedbyfacebook #metoo #sexualharassment #facebookdisabledme #sexualharassment #facebookbanned #MeToo #tiredofthecomments

@Meta funny how I tweet about Meta being extremely sexist and it gets hidden. It’s okay for men to post or dm the most horrible of things and when women report it… NOTHING… but when we fight it openly… #sexualharassment #metoo #banned #facebookjail #sexist

@citizenkawala I only eat sugar free when I’m constipated 🤷🏻‍♀️

Adults who eat candy - explain yourselves.

@Meta can you please explain why it’s totally okay for men to make sexual comments towards women on Facebook but when we defend ourselves WE get banned?

Can we please get rid of Noellea in @Andy #rhoc She’s dung at best and at worst will be the end of RHOC. Every time she talks I want to make stab my ears to avoid hearing her!

@BombChelleMama_ I’m forcing myself to stay awake…

It’s almost 1pm and I still don’t have a bra on is my level of lazy today.

“Suck it, Karen.”

Daughter stopped dribbling and started talking to the girl guarding her, then she just gave her the basketball because “she wouldn’t stop waving her hands and it was annoying,” so dreams of that athletic scholarship may be on hold.

@scarlet_petals Give it some legos abs a capri sun

@citizenkawala YES!!!!

How many of you are only interested in the half time show?

@AllenaC Doing that tomorrow morning to the hubby.