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Pierre Delecto

@VFuckyourself

my name… is Pierre Delecto

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Pierre Delecto@VFuckyourself·
Yo ass:
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Pierre Delecto@VFuckyourself·
@DefiantLs Mark really trying to figure out if he’s about to commit another hate crime rn:
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Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
Mark Wahlberg's face always cracks me up
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Pierre Delecto@VFuckyourself·
@historigins Those people were HYSTERICAL as in they were so excited that their bodies had no idea what to do with all those hormones running through their body that they went into a full blown mania right before they shut down from exhaustion.
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Today In History@historigins·
Sorry Billie but someone did it better...
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Pierre Delecto@VFuckyourself·
@SpencerHakimian These idiots forget that everyone has a camera. Their pre planned camera angles don’t mean shit when Bethany is kneeling at the table recording them fucking up the choreography
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Spencer Hakimian@SpencerHakimian·
People are pointing out that something feels very strange about this video.
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Pierre Delecto@VFuckyourself·
@rxvengrxves Just keep an ashtray nearby. I don’t wanna have to keep replacing the sheets and jeans rubbing against fresh burns on my legs hurts like a bitch
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Raven Graves
Raven Graves@rxvengrxves·
do any of u have a smoking fetish
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Pierre Delecto@VFuckyourself·
@BigWave372 Better than not going to an event for “safety concerns” while the VP shows up to a nearly empty stadium and having your claims refuted by the secret service in an official letter.
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Bigwave 2.0@BigWave372·
The internet is absolutely mocking TDS-afflicted Hollywood actor Ben Stiller after he made a public appearance for his new soda brand, only for everyone to ignore him.
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Pierre Delecto@VFuckyourself·
@GavinJQuinton @whca @latimes Trumps gonna be pissed that Wolf Blitzer is making this all about him. Stick to the script people! You’re wasting a perfectly terrible staged assassination by trying to improvise!
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Gavin J. Quinton
Gavin J. Quinton@GavinJQuinton·
Eyewitnesses moments after the shooting at the White House correspondents dinner @whca @latimes Shots were fired about 30 feet away from me, as about a dozen people filed into the restroom. One off-camera witness told me she saw a weapon, while these individuals told me they did not see a weapon
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Pierre Delecto@VFuckyourself·
@adamscochran lol not the repeat fake assassination attempt. No imagination in this whole administration.
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Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth)
No. But he did ask for the show to go back on, after allegedly being shot at, on a night when he knew every bit of news coverage would be there… And the FBI director was randomly in the audience… And his Press Secretary said everyone “needed to watch tonight” because “shots will be fired” And the gunman supposedly “rushed the metal detectors” and “shot at secret service in the lobby” But they didn’t even evac the President from the building they just moved him to another room… And then the President tweeted about the fact he was just in the other room and wanted the show to go on…. ….its a lot of coincidences and oddities to reconcile here..
Mary L Trump@MaryLTrump

So weird Donald didn't stand up, ask for his shoes, defiantly raise his fist, and say "Fight, fight, fight."

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Ankit Mayank
Ankit Mayank@mr_mayank·
Understand the chronology — > Donald Trump was facing the worst ratings of his lifetime > Iran war backfired, gas prices surged, higher cost of living, nothing going right for Trump > Suddenly Trump decided to go to White House Correspondents’ Dinner > A shooter came out of nowhere in the world’s most secure zone and fired shots RANDOMLY (Confirmed by eye witnesses) 😄 > The shooter is shot dead, no trace left whatsoever Suddenly Trump is due to get sympathy, he will be treated like a warrior fighting against satan... Why have we all heard this script somewhere before? 😂
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Pierre Delecto@VFuckyourself·
@VitoComedy You know what it is? It’s a bunch of people who would sit there and let this guy dance and then mutter insults when he’s gone because this dude would beat their ass. “Can’t lose a fight if I got a gun” yeah, that’s the only way you’d actually win a fight.
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Old Media@oldmedia·
In 2009, actress Kirsten Dunst teamed up with Japanese artist Takashi Murakami and director McG for a short film titled Akihabara Majokko Princess
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Pierre Delecto@VFuckyourself·
@brown_brye81302 The craziest thing in this movie is that god damned hip holster for that lever action.
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Spookier_Things | GRUDGE FOR DBD
Beginning of an Evil Dead movie: “Wow, this is pretty spooky.” Ending of an Evil Dead movie:
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Culture@notgwendalupe·
17 years ago, Sam beat up a bully after she pushed Carly in 'iCarly'
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C.@IloveViolet100·
enough of male aura farming, show me female aura farming
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Pierre Delecto@VFuckyourself·
@MerlijnTrader Can’t wait for them to pick a random government worker to be the scapegoat and absolve themselves
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Merlijn The Trader
Merlijn The Trader@MerlijnTrader·
MASSIVE: 🇺🇸 The BBC just validated everything we've been saying. A clear pattern of trades right before major Trump announcements. Iran war. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. We tracked a whale for weeks. 0 losses. 11 wins. 100% win rate. You would go to prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. They front-run war decisions with billion dollar bets. Now the BBC has the receipts. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. The game is rigged. And now the world knows it.
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Merlijn The Trader@MerlijnTrader

UNREAL: 🇺🇸 The Trump insider is already up $1,000,000 on his oil short. 10 trades became 11. 10 wins became 11. 100% win rate. Unchanged. This is not a coincidence anymore. This is a pattern that cannot be explained by skill alone. Someone in a very important room keeps picking up the phone. And nobody is stopping them.

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Pierre Delecto@VFuckyourself·
@sichamema My dad always said: the more moving parts something has, the higher the chance it has to fail. I’d rather have a table than a table that can be unfolded from the wall.
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sicha@sichamema·
In short, the more complicated something is, the more likely it is to break
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Pierre Delecto@VFuckyourself·
@KeroKeroppi64 Nvm I just saw that dude get eviscerated for his celery take. I don’t want the smoke lol
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KeroKeroppi@KeroKeroppi64·
just found out pickles are 0 calories tell me how tf that even makes sense i don’t care that it’s mostly water how is a solid objective 0 calories
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