KAY D Ultimate

Tinubu wants to become the richest man in the world that's why he's awarding loans and contracts to himself and his friends

@vahphor Women will move on in an Heartbeat

Vanessa Bryant has finally found a new man in Jaylen Brown. It is said that he and Kobe Bryant were very close, and since Kobe’s passing, he has been taking care of Kobe’s family. Now, Vanessa has reportedly fallen in love with him, and they are planning to get married.

@gypsy_che We have them in abundance in Nigeria

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." - George Carlin

Imagine you wake up tomorrow morning and you remember you bought 50k BTC in 2010 what will you do?

@kirawontmiss I doubt anyone will

there’s only one person and we all know who it is

@KhanyaSimzz @eziinneee Well your friends better have dicks

Omg! I hate a man that wants to compete with my friends! Baby, you’re never gonna come first 🫩

@sir_lux_ @tomibaby_ Protesting shouldn't be a death sentence

Police just killed two UNICROSS students who are protesting in Calabar.

@OrevaZSN The just want to compile the money ,and enjoy seeing people toil to get it

It's utterly ridiculous that we have all these supposed billionaire geniuses running around, and their greatest innovation of our lifetime has been stealing our personal data to sell us targeted ads.

@BronGotGame Let me hold it for you

Yo if I’m full and wanna finish my chipotle later do I put it in the fridge or like a room temp spot

@missmayn Then they spend 10 minutes and hurry back home

boomers are like hey honey wanna go out to a restaurant and cough a lot.

@IllimitableMan_ Signs of the end times

Back then dads had 4-5 kids. Nowadays kids have 4-5 dads. Climate change is crazy.

@EssentialMastry They resent you for it and are even willing to bring you down

“Being hated by idiots is the price you pay for not being one of them.” - Jean Cocteau

@azuagain I hope that's not lung cancer

My sister warned me that there’s a reason we don’t smoke and drink in our family, I said girl bye and now I’ve found out

@FurkanGozukara That's fucked up but then it's worth it

This worm will get more likes than you

@_y3maya Don't want my niggas seeing me with a 2/10

call me crazy but a man who doesn’t see you off when you’re leaving his place doesn’t rate you.

@Tweetin_jackleg Might want to rethink your life choices jack

I don't know about you but if some hot ass teacher was willing to have sex with me in high school I would have kept my mouth shut and banged her as many times as possible.

@Topboix They don't have a choice,that's the genuine ones though

long distance couples be like"I can't wait" and then wait

@awwheyuu They are out of touch with reality,a PhD holder will throw his intelligence out the window at the mention of his religion

I really dislike discussing anything with overly religious people.

@Alhajirostova Perfect description

MTN – money thieving network

@rumilyrics Fake it till you make it but don't overdo it

Act like you already have it, and soon, you will.