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One day, I am gonna grow wings A chemical reaction Hysterical and useless #Radiohead

@Breaking57 There’s a dark side?

stripper talks about the dark side of stripping

Hes going to eat it, isnt he?

@BayRidgeDems Greenhouse cafe?

Excitement like this can’t be bottled up or contained.

.@mets its time

@RepBrandonGill You’re such a moron that you cant even keep a straight face asking your moronic questions because you are so proud of your stupidity.

Today I asked an abortion advocate what her favorite method of abortion is.

@nypost It would have been a sin for him to not share his gift with the masses

Florida pastor who wrote book on how to love your spouse arrested over allegations he has multiple wives trib.al/1OKL8tM

Every time Trump’s poll numbers drop:

I say this with all due respect. Devin Williams’s body language tells me he either needs a therapist or a new therapist.

@CBSNews They make excellent jazz too

Salmon exposed to cocaine in the water swim longer distances than those that go without, according to a study released this week. cbsn.ws/48ADVBt

I love how Gare sounds like a disappointed grandfather. #MetsTwitter

@TheLucyShow1 Good thing they wore gloves. Such advanced mathematics can be dangerous for the skin

Which method were you taught? 🤔

@SecWar This message is pure virtue errr idiocy signaling

The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.

@Jennnyyyyyy 🍑

This is harder than it looks 😉 Difficulty - Extremely Hard 🤯

I am going to ask the question that no other Mets fan is brave enough to ask: @garthbrooks can you still fit into your uniform?

@Miss_Met This is spot on.

10-game losing streak thoughts: The lack of emotional connection we have to players on this Mets team is hard to ignore. I mean, shit. I want to win more than anything. But if they’re gonna keep losing like this, and the fan favorites are gone, then what are we even left with?

Just happy the @mets got rid of most of the fan favorites so they dont have to suffer through this abomination.

@SNY_Mets he looks like he either (1) doesnt believe a word he is saying or (2) knows he's the problem.

David Stearns was asked about the job Carlos Mendoza is doing: "I think Mendy's doing a very good job. I think Mendy is putting players in position to succeed and we need to go out and play better."

My least favorite conversation: “Do you have iced coffee” “No. We have cold brew” “Hmm..no th..” “Or we can pour an americano over ice!” I’d ask for a watered down coffee at a weird temperature if that’s what I wanted.

@RBerestka Do not come for the menswear guy. It wont go the way you think it will.

Truly remarkable how many leftists with no use for the Catholic Church are cheering on the Pope when criticizes Trump. Or spout off despite their thin education on theology. Or cheer the Pope for using theology as a basis for attacking US policy decisions. The hubris is amazing.

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Puzzle Time - Can you give the right answer? Difficulty - 99% 😜