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@fuckyouiquit Yup. Still.

Is it still a bird on mobile for you guys too?

@discoposse I remember getting to choose Green or Amber. Didn’t the IBM PC Jr have a 4 color display?

And while I'm in a retro mood, anyone remember the first RGB monitors where you literally chose R, G, or B? Can't recall the brand but it was a monochrome with a switcher to change the display colour. #oldschool

@discoposse Isn’t that just, umm, Catering? Wouldn’t On Premises Catering just be a Restaurant?

It's not just in tech that we struggle with this one...

@discoposse It might if it was comparing the images. Similar label layout, similar color schemes. But why would that be the comparison????? Also similar price, but this is a total fail.

I can't imagine how the recommendation engine thinks this is an appropriate alternative

@erikhinderer Hmmm. Do you actually mean Mashal Law or Martial Law? I mean, we all like Eminem, but his laws seem kinda out there.

Mom has gone on vacation and dad implements his new marshal law policy on the first morning. Daughter: What’s marshal law? Dad: It’s the substitution of military authority when civilian rule is not viable. Daughter: Marshal law sucks… Dad: /grins

@ReynoldsTammy Captain Kangaroo is in there!

@FrankDenneman Such a great book. After you read it, listen to the Audible version too. It adds another dimension of awesome. Go Rocky!

Well hello there gorgeous!!!

Hey all! If you are planning to attend AWS re:Invent next week in Las Vegas you will want to check out reInventParties.com Let me know if you are going to be there! Let’s catch up! #reInvent @AWSreInvent

@MadcowPR1978 @erikhinderer So “A Horse with No Name”? Because there is no such things as too many guitars! 😁

@erikhinderer I was going to name the horse we sponsored for the fundraiser, “Too Many Guitars” 😂

Thanks to the folks at the Nashville Gear Orphanage - great people that get to know you and your style… …called and said they had something that belonged with me. 🌹💀

@mua2ib @GlytchTech This is good advice. Do this.

@GlytchTech You should go see a doctor ASAP- some of the physical effects of the crash don’t show up for a couple of days, but unless you are on record with a doctor saying that you’re sore right after the crash, the insurance will deny.

@erikhinderer Just don’t miss @gruhnguitars. You may end up with a second mortgage on the house, but OMG! What an amazing selection of vintage classics and more.

Who wants to go to Nashville n’ go guitar shopping with me?

@sammcgeown You sure this isn’t you new StartUp Business Plan? API Documentation as a Service. I’m a till wondering about the Profit part of the plan, though.

Me: I have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. That’s right, I reverse engineered your UI to steal the API calls so I can automate your undocumented API Them:

@ewindisch @shahwebdev Oh Thank Goodness! This was my immediate concern. Glad you are ok too! 😁

@EvanKirstel Casper

🐟 A TRANSPARENT Fish. What should we call him!? #oceans #nature

@erikhinderer @dcd270 @ccolotti Most of America is in the Middle. Lots slightly left, lots slightly right. The extremes are way smaller than the middle, but extremes are easier to argue and get pushed by folks abusing the system or making money off the divide.

@dcd270 @ccolotti All we can do is try to help others find their “we”. Know that I’ll always be pushing middle ground from my end and let’s hope there’s others like me too. I think you’ll find there’s more of “we” in the middle than you would guess.

For all those right now upset and unhappy about the outcome remember one thing. There’s half the country that actually knows exactly how you feel. Why? because they felt the same way 4 years ago. Believe it not we’ve all been where you are. Breathe and keep calm.

@bryanl I ordered and put up a whiteboard (finally). I hadn’t realized how much I missed it!

I dug my whiteboard out of the closet this morning.

@bryanl Love that Cloud Custodian is there under Automation & Configuration. Wish it showed up under Security & Compliance as well. 🙂

This looks like a huge mess. In reality, it's a high level picture of an ecosystem that works, creating lots of jobs, and possibly incubating the next evolutions in computing. I see yall's jokes, but the real joke is many of the jokers are getting paid off a box in this eye chart

@CaitVmug That is Super Cute! Congratulations!

Home owning is v cute 🥰. Today was a good day.

@virtualjad LOL. I was at Va Tech when Dirty Dancing came out. SML will always be connected for me. 😂

@VMworldParties LOL, im impressed you made that connection!

View for the next few days. #PTO