Vader Page

@MLRExpos nah

despite reports, yes this is the real mlr expos Twitter account.

The Expos been in the lab. Tryna create new types like “Hit the ball” “Please hit the ball” “Please please hit the ball!!”

No comment at this time.

But someone had to make the BOT….

Just heard through the grapevine that the @MLRShallot user wets the bed frequently

hello

Despite my online tussle with @HankBraunMLR, I’m very excited for his write-ups as he is a talented writer.

The @MINTwinsMLR bringing home more hardware shows the culture of success we pride ourselves in.

@JPLG_MLR Don’t be discouraged. I believe in you.

feeling miserable, not projected to get drafted yet

@MLRShallot sources say that Vader Page has adopted the Detroit Tigers and the Expos.

@HankBraunMLR @MLRExpos @MINTwinsMLR Then only thing you’ll be running is your mouth when you apologize to your team for losing to the Twins. In 2 games I’ve gotten a CGSO and a 500 diff. I’m just built like that.

@HankBraunMLR you watching the expos?

@MLRExpos @MINTwinsMLR @HankBraunMLR We would but we’re too busy polishing our rings…

@MINTwinsMLR @HankBraunMLR why don’t you do me the courtesy of jumping in a lake