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@chidawaTee Being an upper middle income economy will benefit us all, HOWEVER, that target is out of sight based on the current policies and projections. We need GDP growth of close to 20% to achieve that. Your party has had 46 years, you still want more time? To do what?

I have never heard anyone oppose the vision of transforming Zimbabwe into an upper-middle-income economy by 2030. If the vision is good, what is wrong with giving the visionary ample time to make that vision a reality? #CAB3 is key to the realization of that vision.

@Kingkunta421 @bla_bidza @OKZimbabwe When he get a hang of this, he will be lashing out at the board and management.

@bla_bidza @OKZimbabwe Where is Guvamatanga

Another supermarket heading for collapse. With @OKZimbabwe it was never a managerial issue as cobbled up in denial by dollarisation proponents.

@AfrikaSouthern @bla_bidza @OKZimbabwe The trouble is, they don’t care.

@bla_bidza @OKZimbabwe I wish government can stop zvigananda economics and help these companies

@don_emeritus1 @BornfaceBandaa It’s Cameron Street not Cameroon.

@BornfaceBandaa In Harare, ZW, there are places called Egypt, Gaza, and a street called Cameroon

🇳🇬 Nigeria has a place called Zimbabwe 🇨🇲 Cameroon has a place called Zimbabwe 🇨🇮 Côte d’Ivoire has suburb named Zimbabwe in the city of San Pedro 🇸🇨 Seychelles has Zimbabwe Point on Praslin Island

@matome_07 @gadkans @SarahBireete Greetings uncle Ruckus.

@gadkans @SarahBireete No country wants 3rd world immigrants. Isn’t that clear to everyone?

We have really suffered as Africans. Now what have we done to Cambodians?

@curious_edline Zim culture is designed to avoid inbreeding. My first cousins are my sisters, brothers, mothers (mainini) and ‘grandfathers’ (sekuru). Even my third cousin twice removed is a close relative in Zim culture

Do we have this law in Zim???

@denvern3 What’s actually obscene is the fact that when someone was arrested for stealing NSSA funds, they couldn’t stand trial due to mental health issues. However the same person in mentally fit to serve in the senate.

Our parents get 30 dollars per month in pension, after having served the country as civil servants, imi motopanana henyu ma200K kunge murikukamurirana maputi from a packet. No consciousness about the suffering that is around you. People face the threat of arrest for having 300 USD in their pockets imi munongopfachura mamiriyoni makadekara. Zvichanakirawo vamwe rimwe gore.

@ElphasGunguwo @freemanchari It’s the government’s duty to take care of public health. You sound so intelligent until one day you need a government service that is free in other countries.

@freemanchari You do risky business, you should have adequate health cover for that instead of relying on public hospitals

ZIMBABWE HEALTHCARE TALES: These are the untold stories majority of our pple are facing

@BabesweHunters Sounds like a hallucination

@BabesweHunters Ndosaka kuroora akapassa chikoro kwakakosha.

@simbasunxy @SirJuliusT @wellymaruwati Ndiyo spelling ya borrowed here nhai va English speaker?

This what Akon had to say about Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 #music #akon #zimbabwe

@shumbakadzi_zim Competence can do in 1 year things that corruption cannot do in 10 years. We had a statue erected in Harare when half of Harare residents do not have running water. We have a world class swimming pool at Parirenyatwa nurses’ home while the hospitals don’t have paracetamol.

But pa fair guys 5 years dzishoma for a president. We can't say someone can do something tangible in that short space of time. In those 5 years ka kune 1 year munhu achi prepare for elections and campaigning. Then toti one year futi after wa winner ma elections where you are getting settled and getting your hands on the work. Unosara ne 3 years chete dzekushanda and no one can ever do anything ine msoro pa 3 years. Ma projects aya anenge achida time zvekudaro. I support zvekuti tiiti term ive ne 7 years instead of 5. That way we will see more developments in the country. A nation cannot sustainably develop when it is trapped in endless election disruptions. We are still a young democracy and we need our own way of doing things not copying what other people are doing. Strong institutions create predictability. Predictability creates investor confidence. Confidence creates opportunity. Opportunity changes lives. And #CA3 is doing just that!!!!!

@BabesweHunters The ‘Mari yemukadzi ndeyake’ principle fails the day you realise that you are now running a household with competing financial priorities. Pooling funds works if you’re both principled plus panenge pasina mari yanhingi.

@Blackwave10 @BabesweHunters Who said mari yemukadzi ndeyake?

@BabesweHunters If I were you ndaingo cover zvinhu zvose unless she offers to contribute coz zvine mitauro mangwana. Kwanzi mari emukadzi ndeyake...

@trest_james @drpaultugwarara ZANU PF handiifarire hangu asi dzorai moyo mukuru.

@drpaultugwarara who asjed you, should have gifted your daughter for a face transplant instead, because damn she ugly as hell

I had the great pleasure of gifting USD $300,000 to the newlyweds, Taonanyasha and Poneso Tagwirei. Makorokoto 💍💍💍 May your marriage be filled with endless love, joy, and prosperity. Wishing you a lifetime of blessings together.

@BabesweHunters Having different financial interests in marriage is setting yourselves up for failure. Right now your wife wants her money from you while you want her money to contribute in the household. Hamusi kudhonzerana. Re-explore financial arrangements after paying the outstanding balance

Vasina vakadzi imboitaiwo sit this one out toziya mune ma opinions on everything incl zvamusina experience nazvo Married people kindly help with this one thank you

@shumbakadzi_zim Local authorities in Zim are dysfunctional by design. They have been stripped of revenue streams through debt forgiveness and services shifted to parastatals. What has the ministry overseeing local government done to restore sanity to opposition run councils?

Opposition-led cities and towns have one thing in common - Disnyongoro. Look at this mess happening in Harare. We may need to consider temporarily taking over these cities and run them efficiently before 2030.

@Sir_bryn_James @shumbakadzi_zim Good luck getting a response.

@shumbakadzi_zim Out of interest’s sake, do these opposition-led cities collect revenue independently as opposition parties 2 repair roads and provide other services, or are they funded by the government? If they are allocated funds by the government, then why are they not held accountable.

@tatechikukwa They are good cycling shoes manje if you prefer flat pedals to cleats. Good traction against pedals.

@VanDeMpofu Hahahaha really 🤣🤣

This shoe deserves a national award for carrying Zimbabwean streets for years 🤣