Vangsguard

A deal is a deal

@hermitpaisley Forgot

What is araki last name

@cneuralnetwork WRYYYYYYY

Without naming the show give me a line that a true fan would instantly recognize.

Without telling me your age. What is the first video game you played? GIFS ONLY!!!

@laravellivedk @taylorotwell @laravelphp @AsgerCsstrats

Our next speaker needs no introduction. @taylorotwell 🇺🇸 is joining Laravel Live Denmark 2026. The creator of @laravelphp is heading to Copenhagen for the first time this August. We can't wait to welcome him on stage.

@abcxrty We can only hope 🙏🏻

@Vangsguard Joke might be a lil dead by then lol

In 1 year I can do something really funny

@zeddotdev Usage based billing on student plan 🙏🏻

What's that ONE feature you're missing in Zed?

@beyoumf @LejoDev

gun to your head name an italian

@nocontextmemes :(

@137Force @HamonBeat possible or not?

He'd pull some bullshit like this with Homelanders heat vision

@InniSent_ch @DrawDesignStar Based

Who does this pose remind you of?

@IKeepItTaco Can't DM you, but I would love a chat!

Yoo going to gauge interest here for potential new clients for investment advising when I ramp up things later this summer. Read this only if you want to grow money through investments otherwise it'll just be boring finance talk. I'll be making these types of posts every now and then. I've been hyperfixated on stocks since highschool in 2012 when I took my first economics class. I picked Nvidia/AMD/Tesla/etc in 2012 for my school project and invested in 2015 heavily into Nvidia ($0.78 cents) + AMD ($2.78) (Screenshots in replies) once I was able to open a robinhood account. Any money I made from selling candy in highschool, trading items on CSGO/TF2/Dota 2, or early 50 viewer streamer days income would go into these stocks very early. and ofc all money I made when I blew up in streaming went to stocks too. For example: The best performing mega cap stock this year is Sandisk which is up 235% and is currently $920. I bought it in October when it was $150-200. Lots of stocks + CALL options. I made a fuck ton of money and so did friends & family. Investing is like finding OP Meta builds in league of legends before everyone else jumps on the boat. You abuse being in early and cash more LP than anyone else. (Screenshot #3). Also invested in 10 of the top 15 performing stocks this year, except I bought them last year. (check replies for receipts) I stream for a week or two every few months at this rate. What made me pivot to put streaming back as a hobby and focus on this? The more I learned how the inside of banks and brokerages work I realized they're just glorified fee-farmers and they don't actually do research to give people the best return on investments (obvious I know but I didn't personally expect the bar to be so low at the time). I wanted to help friends make smart choices with their money because I already knew a long time ago how fucked things would keep getting over the years and slowly more friends wanted to invest because they realize content creating or pro play or normal jobs dont last forever. This is my biggest passion and I do it for the love of the game so it's a perfect combo to help people and make it a living. I told a couple of them to sell before tariffs were kicking in because it was very obviously a terrible idea but last year their banks were telling them NOT to sell. The ones who listened to me over the banks sold near peak levels then re-bought all their stocks 20-50% cheaper because of the april tariff crash. They ended the year with a 60-120% return (This is extreme and not normal, just keeping expectations real). And friends who over-trusted banks ended with a 14% return (still good ofc). But, you can see the massive difference between someone who is trying to get you the best investments in the market for late game vs someone who is treating you as cattle to farm fees and afk. One of my friends told me back in Oct/Nov "My JP Morgan advisor is telling me to buy Coreweave at $90 because of some nvidia partnership in the news" so I asked him "Is that the only thing he based his suggestive off of? Just a news headline about nvidia?" and my friend said "Yes". I told him "I bought coreweave at IPO for $40 and I've kept an eye on them ever since Nvidia invested $100 million into them in 2023 via private investments". So, if his advisor was actually doing his job he would've known coreweave was at an insanely cheap price when it IPO'd last year instead of buying it purely because "nvidia announced a big partnership recently in october". Not to mention coreweave isn't a stock you want to hold for years and years due to an AI correction in 1-3 years from now, but the bank definitely won't tell them because they won't see the signs till it's too late as usual. AI is a bubble but also not a bubble. Some of these investments will be good to hold forever and some of these you will only want to hold for a few years before things get reset/corrected/crash. I make sure people know this while most investors think everything AI related will go up forever and ever cause we're in a "golden age of AI". Google for example is great to hold for the rest of your life. But something like Micron isn't because eventually memory will go from "severe shortage" to "severe oversupply" in 2-3 years from now and that'll be the time to hop off the boat. It happened it happened to micron in 1996, 2000, 2024 and eventually again maybe in 2028-2029 range. In league terms a lot of the people who manage investments right now are washed up season 1 challengers and I noticed a majority of the super successful investment advisors were younger like me and they're comparable to season 14 challenger players which is a big skill gap. Being younger gives a huge advantage because you understand the technology and changing macro better than old people who are used to things from 20-30 years ago+. They also dont rly have drive to give amazing results since they have big cushion salaries already. Investments and the stock market is just one big competitive game of theory crafting what companies will be meta in the future and what assets and which ones will fall off. If any of you have watched my jhin before you'd notice that I'd do the same pattern with jhin builds in league since he released. I started small and slow working with friends & family first because most of them had enough capital to work with in the range of a few hundred thousand to a few million and they already trust me because they've seen my results over the years and feel comfortable with it. Now that I don't feel "rusty" anymore, I'm branching out to see if there's people here who are interested. Average return for friends & family landed around 45% last year, 2025. For Summer 2024 it was around 65% (small sample size, only 8 people). Lowest was 25% last year because they started late in the fall and the highest was 110% because they bought a fuck ton during the april tariff crash. Screenshot #1: This is my aggressive "fuck around" account. I trade a lot of options. I dont give this to clients. When I posted on twitter on Nov 6 2024 the account was at $86,000. Nov 6, 2023 the account started at 10k. A year and a half later the account is currently at $510,333 thanks to options I took heavily into Sandisk, Seagate, SK Hynix, Samsung, and WDC. All memory stocks. This is INCREDIBLY risky, but I am someone who is confident in my own track record so I am willing to go heavy into my decisions. Some people back then threw shade in the replies because they said I was only good as a streamer, but I only became a streamer out of chance. Becoming a streamer happened cause it's a hobby, it was never my #1 passion or skill. I dropped out of a top 20 business school UNC Kenan-Flagler cause the opportunity cost was better to earn big money in streaming and invest it rather than graduate with debt and work under an most likely incompetent boss. I also felt they wouldn't teach me much because I've self-taught myself a lot since middle school and the school would be more for "degree clout" than anything. Screenshot #2: This is a more stable account. The red line was when I started to actively focus on the market last year realizing this is what I want to focus moving forward. This account is only using stock, no options. It was down 20% at some point because of Trump vs China in Oct-Nov and Yen Carry Trade. It's since recovered and deep in the positive now. Investing in tech companies early means you have to be ok with it going down before it eventually gets noticed by wall street. Older people called me dumb for nvidia and amd back in 2012 and 2015. "They just make useless graphic cards for gamers" while none of wallstreet was noticing or researching about AI. I rly got deep into learning about AI when I saw them use a BIG PC rack of 5 graphic cards in a Dota 2 tournament to shit on pro players with a full AI-team LMFAO since I was a dota 2 player b4 league. The two screenshots are examples of how I personally invest and show I know how to invest in bangers early. I get extremely high returns because I'm aggressive and high risk-taking overall. For clients I give them much slower, safer strict versions. I could type more on everything but, I'm already at 50% of the cap on twitter now. If you've gotten this far and like what you've read and want to learn more details to potentially work together then you can send me a message in dms or reply below and I'll reach out. There's a limit on how many new client I'll be able to work with as I want to focus my time and attention to get high results for everyone. Having too many clients will make that difficult and might affect my results. Average baseline return I aim for is 20-30%, but often overperform. I try to keep expectations low and realistic so any overperformance is a bonus and cherry on top. And ofc nothing in life is 100% so I need to remind people that Investment involves risk. Past performance is not a guide or guarantee to future performance. TLDR: Looking for new clients for late summer in investment advising. I've had rly good results last year and this year. Also I have a solid track record over the decade as an individual investor since 2015. I'm a full-time investment advisor now instead of streaming fulltime (it's why I've been gone for so long). I want to slowly increase the client count I work with so I can focus on each person's portfolio with high attention, care, and deliver good returns. If it's something you're interested in for summer then you can DM me on here, reply in the comments, or msg me on discord.

"Brave Origin, now in Nightly, is a paid version of our browser for users who don't need all of Brave’s features" So I have to pay to have less features? 😭

I'm so fucking sick of this framing. It's literally NOT "his" jet. It's LTT property. Owned for content. Stop this bullshit. And also stop this shit of "underpaid employees" here. "I think I deserve more" ≠ underpaid

@rystalyt Hello king

hey

@SheTradesAlpha Huh?

@Vangsguard Love your trading insights, curious, which market are you focusing on right now?

@AmasPFT Moved from CFD to futures recently, what is a trade copier you can recommend?

5 x $50k funded accounts Trade copier $250 risk per trade (1:1 RR) $1,250 a day $6,250 a week Stop trying to hit home runs

@zeddotdev @theCTO @cursor_ai Took me over a week to get a response from your billing team about double payment

@theCTO @cursor_ai Happy to engage we have a very active discord and email support. Not sure what this is about specifically but happy to take a look

honestly, I'm thinking about going from @zeddotdev to @cursor_ai . I can't use a tool where I don't have access to the team. If your team isn't reachable - it's not a good look.

its 2027. after 7 months of grinding, little timmy has finally reached grandmaster tier at 5000 LP. he has hopes to once achieve challenger, which is 10k LP his mom walks in, sees the screen, and says: “wow sweetie, 5000 points? you must be like… top 10 in the world!” timmy gulps. he tabs over to the ladder. rank 1: 47230 LP rank 10: 31000 LP rank 300: 10000 LP challenger cutoff: 10001 LP timmy checks his last game: +15 LP for a win. -26 LP for a loss. he does the math. “so if i just…win 90% of my games before the season resets, i might be able to do it…” he queues up. his jungler is autofilled. his mid is on a 17-game loss streak but still somehow 20k LP. little timmy contemplates whether he wants to continue to queue up this season after this game or call it quits.