Vernatus

el mejor fockin cumpleaños de la vida

@Donnybo32917500 @funnymagicring @DanGuy96 the wish happened exactly how they wanted it to happen, but not in the real world. Wanted to fly without all the problems and just have fun?? done, you made it and lived a very fun life and all. Now it's time to wake up

@Vernatus_ @funnymagicring @DanGuy96 Wouldn't sending them to sleep still go against their expectations and violate the wish?

“I wish for a magic lamp with a Genie in it who’ll grant me an unlimited number of wishes. And-and! I don’t want any evil and/or stupid Genies, I don’t want to turn into a genie myself, and I don’t want this wish or any wish I ask the Genie to grant to ever backfire. You got it?”

@funnymagicring @DanGuy96 granted, now wakes wakey. You fell asleep and had a beautiful dream with what you wished for

@DanGuy96 I wish for _____ in a manner that aligns perfectly and exactly with my expectations and desires with no negative consequences.

@MiguelAlan73698 @BerIn_Diaz hay un caso increíblemente sonado de una niña asesinada y de la nada un justiciero violento se aparece frente a tí para confrontarte justo cuando tienes ropa ensangrentada. Sería normal que tengas miedo de que te considere culpable

@BerIn_Diaz La neta desde mi punto de vista yo creo qie el tipo era culpable, porque suplicaria su vida si rorschach y los vigilantes en general no mataban en ese entonces? Porque dirías que no tienes nada que ver con el caso aunque no te hayan preguntado eso?

@jasalex1395 @VeryLittleRed "X persona murió de un paro cardiaco" tampoco es un único caso aislado, le pasa a muchas personas, pero no por eso vamos a decir que todas las personas mueren por alguna falla cardiaca

@VeryLittleRed Tú misma has visto en los comentarios que no es un caso individual. Pero como buena comunista, prefieres ajustar la realidad a tu ideología, porque es imposible encajar tu ideología en la realidad. Salu2

Por eso es que se necesita conciencia social y de clase en la medicina. 🙂

Lo odió como siempre, se cagó en la bañera y trató de comerse mi dedo así como la servilleta cuando le dí el masaje con el aceite Omega 3... Ya está durmiendo otra vez

@BanannaSlamma64 @benzaehringer since we are talking about omnipotence, it could go like "yeah, I can make it so heavy that I can't lift it but also lift it. You wouldn't understand how this works but the answer is yes"

@benzaehringer God: [sigh] God: If I wanted to create a rock such that my own power could not make it move, then I would make the laws of the Universe make it so God: Then if I later wished to move the rock, I could make it so that I could God: Such an exercise however would serve no purpose

God Q&A (1/5)

@PicoTheFennec @melchizedek420 @siri_keaton @RetiredEnginerd I'm sorry but we only have gay woke non binary socialist coffee with extra abortion and HRT

@melchizedek420 @siri_keaton @RetiredEnginerd Bro probably orders his coffee BLACK ERM excuse me woke barista, I said black, black coffee, not any of your gay coffee, just some normal black coffee, no milk, no sugar, just one black coffee please, what size? ERM normal size?

As the boomers begin dying off we must prepare ourselves to face the true enemy:

@SargentUniverse sin ofender pero... SARGENT, SABES HISTORIA DEL IMPERIO INCAICO?? (lo digo por el tema de Pachacútec siendo un expansionista tremendo)

Pueden serlo si ambos ven unitariamente al estado de Israel como un estado falso e ilegitimo, te explico Imagina que llevas toda tu vida en Uruguay y que es tu pais, de pronto Peru dice que Uruguay le pertenece por que Pachacutec se lo prometio a los peruanos hace 500 años... van en masa miles de Peruanos con planes expansionistas y dinero, compran terrenos en masa, la ley no se los impide por que los Britanicos controlan parte de las leyes Uruguayas ahi, quedan en nunca venderselos a Uruguayos, se expanden, hechan a Uruguayos de zonas residenciales y acabas con medio pais invadido, tu como Uruguayo les atacas en defensa, ellos te llaman "Perufobico", le lloran a papi EEUU para que te de 3 ojibas nucleares, se cargan media poblacion y ocupan todo Uruguay.... eso es Palestina e Israel... un pais real ocupado por un estado falso 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

@Red_O_Mix mi novia cree que tú y yo tenemos alguna especie de aventura homosexual en secreto

No he hecho ningún tuit gracioso esta semana así que me voy a castigar con una paja y media

@bdaso80 @_ItsMarisWorld_ they are 5 children, you can say or do anything and not have 3 hours of consecutive silence and peace to do the turkey

@_ItsMarisWorld_ Unless he told them to stay the hell out of the kitchen while he cooks like both my parents would tell me and my 3 siblings, and we listened, because we actually respected our parents. Sounds like you have a parenting problem.

@zarate_mat69758 @__Miss_Click__ @DanielR42519773 @oOoConservas entiendo el punto de "así sea un único caso, el que ocurra ya es malo". Pero estamos hablando de una proporción tipo 100/1 de denuncias falsas de las que seguramente la mayoría también serían archivadas lo que ya reduce aún más la cifra

@Vernatus_ @__Miss_Click__ @DanielR42519773 @oOoConservas Tu argumento sirve para los dos lados. si una denuncia real puede archivarse por falta de pruebas, una falsa también puede no demostrarse como falsa, porq probar que alguien mintió intencionalmente suele ser más difícil que probar una denuncia real

Díganle a capitán cumpleaños que si existe el delito de denuncias falsas

@zarate_mat69758 @__Miss_Click__ @DanielR42519773 @oOoConservas tienes razón, siempre que alguien comete un crimen las autoridades son incorruptibles y eficientes, por lo que cualquier denuncia real jamás sería archivada

@Vernatus_ @__Miss_Click__ @DanielR42519773 @oOoConservas Si fueran reales no acabarían archivadas por falta de pruebas

@zarate_mat69758 @__Miss_Click__ @DanielR42519773 @oOoConservas porque todas las demás denuncias son reales

@__Miss_Click__ @DanielR42519773 @oOoConservas por que son raras? 🗿

@BarandaBruno @matarobot27 no te metas con el fandom de El Brayan, somos como 3 y uno creo que tiene síndrome de down

@matarobot27 Si decía que quería hacer un manga latino, directamente la maquina adquiere consciencia y lo ahorca antes de explotar.

@lisanalgaibgumi @Thatpotato33 @1BlueButterfly6 no she doesn't, look, I took her a pic

@Thatpotato33 @1BlueButterfly6 Females can have muscles you have muscles

invincible fans getting a little too comfortable in terms of powerscaling

@32ppg @Lol12613 @AdderallFanNo1 @nopejr @WRATHFUL_MERC hehe, you said "sex"

@Lol12613 @AdderallFanNo1 @nopejr @WRATHFUL_MERC sonebilliontrillionmilessecs

Very...versatile set of powers. Humor me for a second would you? What's the longest word in the English language?

@NLaughingfox @thatsnotmedog @Ocean_ddz @SunnyComb000 @NON21848128 you must love KFC, don't you kiddo?? Of course you do

@thatsnotmedog @Ocean_ddz @SunnyComb000 @NON21848128 In retrospect it’s incredibly funny how he just turns to Harry, a kid raised by muggle parents, and is like: “I LOVE *derogatory slur*, I took a class on them, is it true that they *enthusiastically describes a stereotype involving a rubber duck*” Lmfao

Gonna be real, if you want to come up with a slur for your fictional world, you have to tap into your inner-bigot, no matter how progressive or woke you are, try to think like one. Otherwise, you get stupid terms like "ash maker" that sound cool af instead of derogatory.

@The_Pinochopter @CarlosSaraiva17 @literaturedevil I'm kinda sure that "a 3 yo can't wear my shoes" it's not the same that "I can't wear the shoes of a 3 yo". A male Kyoshi warrior is weird, but yeah, some adjustments and let's roll with it. A women bender was something unacceptable to Pakku and the North tribe

@CarlosSaraiva17 @literaturedevil So one tradition is acceptable but the other is not?

"We don't train men" - empowerment "We don't train women." - evil sexism 👿

@tchukkelz @melanchorus de hecho caso cerrado es la mejor manera de mostrarte el spanglish, tienes gente diciendo "él era un peligro para la bebé, really crazy, so nos vinimos a los United States y el se quedó allá en puerto Rico"

@melanchorus In my experience most Spanglish is speaking in sentences mostly comprised of either language, with the exception of “thinking” words like “like” “um” “eh” or “ah,” and maybe some catchphrases unique to each individual. Not so much “ayudame my good amigo”

the thing is there’s a lot of latinos who actually talk in spanglish but I’ve never seen a gringo portray it accurately

@hoodmenator @Heccles94 @PeterMcCormack true, but it's like one of those "I'm not touching you" things

@Vernatus_ @Heccles94 @PeterMcCormack He hasn’t underpaid anyone, you’re getting ahead of yourself.

A minimum wage of £15 would end my coffee shop, it would have to close, as would many other businesses. I’ll explain for the economically illiterate. Staff costs are currently half our costs, a £15 minimum wage is actually more than £15 an hour for the company, because you have to add: - 12.07% holiday - Sick pay - Maternity pay if and when required - National insurance - Pension contributions These costs would mean the shop loses money because remember, energy costs are up, rates are up, regulations are up. Now you can pass these costs onto the consumer - that would mean charging a lot more for coffee, people won’t pay it. The likes of Starbucks and Costa can, because they have economies of scale. The independent doesn’t. Now the little socialist will say well this is your fault, if you can’t run a business that can afford to pay its staff properly, but the little socialist has never run a business and does not understand the dynamics. Now I could pay some staff off and fill those hours myself or reduce us to one staff member during certain periods - but this proves the point that a minimum wage costs jobs. There was a time when these jobs were done by kids, perhaps on the weekend, paid a lower wage, no holiday and no silly employment rights. Perhaps they were even paid cash. The dynamic worked and small businesses like this could operate. It was also a great first job. Sadly now it isn’t worth employing entitlement youngsters at this level of pay. So alas, I don’t need the stress, the business would close, a number of jobs would be lost. Economics is about understanding these dynamics, no vibes. The cost of living is not solved through passing on inflation to the business, it is solved by ending high inflation and creating prosperity. This is what socialists don’t understand, they can’t create prosperity, they can only destroy it.