Sea Sponge

Land animals are retarded.

There once was a sponge by the shore, Who hinted she’d happily “explore,” She’d soak up a wave, Then wink all depraved, And say, “Careful—I’ve room for much more.”

@angryklam69 I like when they're all about me.

@PinkDolphinHI Bro, we're on the same team. Team Sea Animals. You're just a narcissist and a bully and we're all tired of you.

@VeryAngrySponge Humans clean their bits with you in the shower.

PINKMAXXING

@cowincrisis @pigincrisis At least no one milks me and eats me...and I'm not talking about the fun kind of those.

@VeryAngrySponge @pigincrisis whatever you say spongebob looking ass

cant wait to do this 100 piece puzzle of @pigincrisis

@NotTodayEric @cowincrisis I'll drain the swamp...me and a couple of my friends could do it in a day or two.

Let’s put animals in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

@Tallow_Ho @angryklam69 The entire timeline needs an army of sponges to filter out the BS.

WTF is going on with X?????😳

Land animals are retarded.

@Snailllls @Kangaroocrisis Gary? It's me!

@Kangaroocrisis you tryna get in on this roo?

Animals please check your inbox and upgrade x chat to join the animal group chat.

@PinkDolphinHI You're an embarrassment to all sea creatures. Go hide your face in a sea cave.

Holy crab sticks I have a crush on X and it’s a dry lander human. I’m blushing here, you just can’t tell.

@jackunheard I AM NOT CANADIAN.

I’m dropping a bombshell report on the origin of all of these animal accounts soon. Stay tuned. It’s damning…

@dom_lucre I AM NOT CANADIAN!!!

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: X is currently being flooded with animal accounts that are dominating the timelines. There appears to be a beef going on between them which has become very entertaining to watch. Many of these accounts appear to be coming out of Canada at the same time.

@BlindMole69 You're filthy. Clean yourself up, ffs.

10k followers in less than 24 hours. I’m like the Kelly Clarkson of rodents. A true American Idol.

War has been declared @VeryAngrySponge 😡

@HolyCowBroo @WeBeKraken God, you're retarded.

Sharks aren't animals

@MouseInCr1sis Not my war...truth hurts

Klam and I go way back. Don’t piss her off. She’s a bitch.

What are the top 5 sea animal accounts? Land animals are retarded. @sharkincrisis @angryklam69 @Orcaincrisis @PinkDolphinHI

@llamaincrisis Waiting for a follow back…or are you a grifter like most land accounts?

So many accounts changed their profiles to become animals to ride the trend. If you’re an OG like me, we can be friends. Where you at?

@sharkincrisis How did he taste?

Met a fan