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@jimmycarr your job is safe. #ChatGPT isn't gonna make any dark humor joke

Elon you are second best today: we are already on Mars! #mars #secondbest #aliG #sachabaroncohen

The police came to my front door tonight holding a picture of my wife. They said, "Is this your wife, sir?" Shocked, I answered, "Yes." They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus." I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."

Eminem isn't allowed to get the full COVID vaccine He only gets one shot

Per chi se lo fosse perso.. Tacon di Beatrice Lorenzin vs buso

Meglio figli unici che Fratelli d'Italia.

@elonmusk have cars say "THE CAPTAIN OF THE RED MODEL S IS HAILING YOU" if it's true that Teslas' drivers will be able to talk to each others... @Tesla

Bellissimo font! atipofoundry.com/fonts/argesta via @atipostudio

@matteosalvinimi @realDonaldTrump Aahahahaahahhah

Si preannunciava su tutti i giornali una grande vittoria di Biden... come al solito non ci hanno azzeccato. @realDonaldTrump è in vantaggio e comunque vada è stata una grande dimostrazione di partecipazione democratica. #maga #trump2020 #trump #Election2020

Erotic = using a feather Kinky = using the whole chicken

i fucked up already 2021 is my year for sure

Why am I the only naked person at this gender reveal party?

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad an electrician I am.

if u r lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie after a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore

A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier... "Have you any two watt bulbs?" "For what?" "That’ll do, I'll take two." "Two what?" "I thought you didn’t have any." "Any what?" "Yes please!"

@SiamolaGente @Stupormundi66 Puoi linkare? Thx

@Stupormundi66 14.000

@anthonyjeselnik I know you did this

@JessiTheDolll Not sure if telling her to vaccinate is the best suggestion: we may (as society) be more vulnerable if people don’t vaccinate themselves but these tards die much sooner. They kill themselves+kids with their own belief, but they are tards and their kids would grow to be the same..

Per capire e raggiungere ciò che vuoi comincia a scartare ciò che non vuoi. - Mark Twain

Il furbo cambia le carte in tavola. L'intelligente cambia tavola. Cit.