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@thebodycoach Please retweet my 13 month old squatting on demand (she can’t do anything else on demand but this 🤷🏼‍♀️)

@CCTV_etc @McDonaldsUK @McDonalds Cos she likes it

Hi; I’ve ordered a chicken nugget happy meal for my 6 year old and I’ve received this instead? @McDonaldsUK @McDonalds

@Charlygotyou I’m just lazy lol and when I go out I like to feel different to any other day

Where are the people who wear little to no makeup? Do you have a reason?

I’m sorry but @McDonaldsUK you need to make a choice. You either charge extra for your happy meals OR give less fries. Not charge extra for happy meals and then give less chips! It’s joke!!

I have been driving for 18 years and I still can’t reverse lol

Poor Chris Rea never made it home for Christmas this year

@oelma__ Hilda

Some kids got more for 1st of December than what my kids are getting on Christmas Day 😅😆

Anita defo doing this for attention LMAO wtf #MAFSUK

Well I was today years old (35) when I found out that the ‘micro chips’ advert from the 90’s is ‘quickety quick, micro chips!’ And not ‘chippity chips, micro chips!’ My whole life has been a lie 🤣

Btw what filter have they filmed in tonight? Why is everyone’s eyes SO blue!? #mafsuk

Julia-Ruth has no self awareness LOL #MAFSUK

Omg Leigh is such a tyrant #MAFSUK

Never warmed to April and now I can see why #MAFSUK

Why does Joe look like he’s been abroad lol #MAFSUK

Tbf before I started watching this I thought tactile meant cunning or something 🤣 #MAFSUK

@_itsvelvet @MAFSUK ‘Stop yelling at me!’ Is the yelling in the room lol

@MAFSUK Wow, I’m so glad they finally aired an argument btwn Julia Ruth & Divarni. The way she described his yelling in arguments, made him seem like an abusive aggressor. All the while, she’s been the gaslighting witch #MAFSUK

@ianjackster @AsdaServiceTeam @asda No way! That’s so bad!! Mines been a bit better

@VickstaSmith @AsdaServiceTeam @asda Haven’t had a penny since July and that’s 2-3 shops a week, may aswell delete it 🙄

Asda rewards app has gone down the pan again. What’s the point in scanning it if there is nothing to gain 😆 ‘don’t forget to scan your Asda rewards card’ what for!? The exercise!?!? @AsdaServiceTeam @asda

My toddler doesn’t say ‘tah’ he says ‘cue’ for thank you 🥹