victoria 💾🦄🛰🚀🥓📻🌈

when it seems like there’s dumpster fires everywhere that you turn, it’s always nice to have floofs around to remind you to enjoy the simple things in life. happy #caturday! #catsoftwitter

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@its_lindz @AlephDara @GrumpyBonesCos @CatieOsaurus I said I liked figs once and my grandmother bought me this a fig cake with fig frosting and sliced figs on top and in the middle layer. I did not say I didn't like it because of her feelings. I have regretted it for years because, guess what cake I get every year?

@ScienceNerdSACR packets?

@ScienceNerdSACR ugh i’m sorry. i’ve sadly gotten used to this pattern with a majority of my specialists. when this happened recently with my neurologist however, i somewhat moved things along by calling the nurse who relayed symptoms, and they worked with me to get me in sooner.

@RodAPulido @cmliwagdixon bruno collabo??

Filipino Broadway shows I wish existed instead of Here Lies Love: -Chasing Pacquiao: The Musical (book and lyrics by @RodAPulido) -A one person show starring Bretman Rock -A Bruno Mars jukebox musical -A stage adaptation of The Fabulous Filipino Brothers -Jollibee Live!

before you tip your @shipt shoppers, make sure they didn’t steal your amazon packages after delivering your orders... @shipt refused to refund my tip & have yet to contact me as promised. they don’t seem to care that a thief is likely out there continuing to victimize others 🫠

@victoriakimse @farcaster_xyz will do. i just need to remember! thanks for reaching out.

yo follow me on @farcaster_xyz, @victoria

FINALLY i can now recreate my geocities site(s) 🥰

@notbind sometimes i wonder how humans have survived this long…

This physicalized version of Pong is insanely cool. First time seeing this for myself.

whatever i'm getting jollibee

@jezlyn have you ever tried to make them? super easy! definitely easier than homemade churros in contrast 🙃!

It's been a long time since I've had cinnamon twists from Taco Bell. They're still delicious. 😋

@cosmicgirlie 15-20 mins?

@victoria Ooooo they look so good…how long do those take to cook?

THE AIR FRYER HAS ARRIVED. I will now see how much crap I can cook (and how much weight I can gain) over the next month*. *24 hours

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@WellsLucasSanto 🤗

the reality is, i *am* sad that a lot of people find me insufferable. i'm messy and emotional and flawed and get distracted by a million things and am probably too vocal about things people don't wanna hear. wish that didn't offend so many people

see y’all there! zoom link: sfpl-org.zoom.us/webinar/regist… 🤗 #cptsd

@roslyntalusan 🐈 💰

today’s cat tax 🌼🥭✨

@jbouie what did they think “please hammer don’t hurt ‘em” meant?

what i love about this tweets are all the replies and QTs that are like “uh, hammer is the most dangerous person in this picture”

@jessica they’re just trying to help 😉

my family is spreading soldering rumors about me now