Victoria Preece 🇪🇺

Behold, my third favourite sketch from Not the Nine O'clock News. Good morning.

It's #spielbergweek on CEEFAUX. Let us know if you can see us btw, as apparently we haven't been showing up in people's feeds because we aren't a naked lady with extreme views.

Steve Tandy - our attack looks good in training .. Aye it probably does Steve it’s playing against our defence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

People: “you’re so quiet.” Introverts: “thanks, I wish you were too.”

when i was in Primary school i learned about a shape called “Rhombus” and never heard about that word again

I heard someone refuse an invitation by saying “no I’m far too old and tired for all that nonsense” and that one’s definitely going on my list.

Normalize letting introverts eat their lunch alone if they want & decompressing for 30 min - 1 hr without the pressure of being considered antisocial in the workplace

What's that? You want a 'Cult British Poets 1970 onwards' and '80s American Super Powered Vehicle Action Dramas' crossover?

@ceefaux This is perfection! Pam Ayeswolf cracked me up!

@atrupar The President of the United States and the dumbest motherfucker on earth should be two different people.

“What are your hobbies?” Me: I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my house and staying home.

This video explains "LIFE" in a nutshell..‼️

“Why are you having two lunches?" “It's Christmas!” “Why are you drinking Baileys at 10am?” “It's Christmas!” “All you've done today is watch films” “It's Christmas!” “You've eaten a whole tub of individually wrapped chocolates” “It's Christmas!” “Have you started your Christmas shopping yet?” “It's November!”

There is nothing more frustrating in the modern work environment than watching someone try to do something with a spreadsheet while sharing their screen on a Teams call.

Nobody can believe it's October, despite the fact that it was the last day of September yesterday and October generally follows it every year. Mind you, as a nation we got outsmarted by a fucking bus, so there really isn't much hope

I seem to have upset the @Nigel_Farage fan club - so let me be clear. This man sows hate, lies and division. He is a grifter and a conman. He does not represent the vast majority of Britons. RT if you agree P.s. multiculturalism is great.

Life is a crab array, old chum

😂😂😂

Made myself a little treat today because today would have been my birthday if I was born today.