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Captain Chaos

@VictrPrinzim

Habitual line stepper.

Banana Republic of America Katılım Aralık 2021
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Polymarket
Polymarket@Polymarket·
BREAKING: AOC shares surge nearly 40% in the 2028 Presidential Election odds, as Dems demand new leadership.
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Captain Chaos
Captain Chaos@VictrPrinzim·
@JebraFaushay They definitely need to do this! It's the only way to keep the franchise alive.
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Dr. Jebra Faushay
Dr. Jebra Faushay@JebraFaushay·
Critics and fans have suggested Elliot Page as James Bond, as the franchise looks to develop and possibly include LGBTQ+ actors in the role. What a fantastic idea!
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Captain Chaos@VictrPrinzim·
@Rothbard1776 Remember when Truman bombed every girls' school in Hiroshima? And then he bombed every girls' school in Nagasaki?
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Being J Wood
Being J Wood@BeingJWood·
A truly Christian nation would never have elected Donald Trump.
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Captain Chaos@VictrPrinzim·
@stuarthazeldine @BeingJWood 1. Democrats specify nothing about the life of the mother. They use it rhetorically, expressly not legally. I'm not religious, and have no pastor, I just know what a human is. 3. Go fuck yourself.
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Stuart Hazeldine
Stuart Hazeldine@stuarthazeldine·
@VictrPrinzim @BeingJWood 1. “If a physician determines the procedure is necessary to preserve the life and health of the mother”, not “If she feels like it.” 2. You call it murder because your pastor told you it is, most likely. The bible mentions nothing about abortion specifically. 3. You’re a dummy
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Captain Chaos
Captain Chaos@VictrPrinzim·
@stuarthazeldine @BeingJWood Sure Stew. That's why it's so important to Democrats to legally protect a woman's ability to murder their baby at any point before birth. It's because they don't. You sure are smart.
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Captain Chaos
Captain Chaos@VictrPrinzim·
@Rothbard1776 @kate_p45 I'm sure a judge nominated by Obama, Clinton, or whoever was in charge 2021-2024 would have been much better. I doubt Trump ever heard of this person before he nominated her. Our system is irredeemably broken.
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Captain Chaos
Captain Chaos@VictrPrinzim·
@SallyMayweather What if we just pay a terrorist group to do it like the Iranians have been doing consistently for nearly half a century? Then it's all good, right?
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Sal the Agorist
Sal the Agorist@SallyMayweather·
This is a war crime. 3 of them in fact.
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Defiant L’s
Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
Hillary: If you are promoting "propaganda" you should be criminally charged.
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Sal the Agorist
Sal the Agorist@SallyMayweather·
Someone printed out my tweet & brought it to a No Kings protest 😯
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Dr. Jebra Faushay
Dr. Jebra Faushay@JebraFaushay·
This is what happens when you reach the final stage of looksmaxxing and you just swallow a parallelogram.
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Dr. Jebra Faushay@JebraFaushay·
It’s rumored that an obese, rabid possum used rusty hedge clippers to cut Kristen Stewart’s hair leaving her with a strange mullet and a bald spot.
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Captain Chaos@VictrPrinzim·
@JebraFaushay In 15 years, Kristin is going to be a homely, average looking 50-year-old woman. She will look back on this time that she could have been attractive, but decided to make herself ugly with bitterness and regret. Don't be like Kristin.
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The Knowledge Archivist
The Knowledge Archivist@KnowledgeArchiv·
"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you do read it, you're misinformed." —Mark Twain
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Captain Chaos
Captain Chaos@VictrPrinzim·
@LiLa__lee18 @CallMeK1123 My Ninja Foodi combination oven with the air fryer label on it heats up quickly, and cooks food just the way I like it. I hardly ever use my full size oven anymore.
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Jennifer
Jennifer@LiLa__lee18·
Your air fryer is a convection oven and you were duped into buying another appliance. Goodnight 😘
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Travis Akers 🇺🇸
Travis Akers 🇺🇸@travisakers·
If you do this for 30 days you will be unrecognizable: -Sleep 8+ hours -Drink 2L of water a day (high pH) -Get sun daily -No sugar -Read 30 min a day -Workout 3x a week -Capture someone, cut their face off, and sew it onto your face -Meditate for 10 min daily
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