max thom stahl

It’s called subtlety.

@drobo Waiting on a registration confirmation email that won't come (>30min now) and can't use my brand new Drobo for anything until it's registered, apparently. No telephone support on Memorial Day either. Pretty disappointing experience, I've gotta say.

@Microsoft Trying to reactivate goddamn Windows, third attempt. There is seriously no excuse for how difficult this is when I'm a legitimate customer who bought this software less than half a year ago. None. This experience has been in-fucking-excusable!

I gotta use Twitter more. Last two tweets have been about @Postmates' staggering, infuriating incompetence two separate occasions.

Once again @Postmates screwed us out of a team lunch at my company. I do not at all understand how they continue to exist as a business.

.@Postmates just stole our lunch! Plumbing the sordid depths of shitty customer service once again.

Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, tries to convince me it was her stuffed monkey who shit in the corner. Calls it an alternative fact.

I could've set my watch by the sound of ALL THE FIREWORKS just now. Happy year of the chicken, everybody.

I'm an advocate of nonviolence, however, I am also an advocate of punching Richard Spencer in the face dcist.com/2017/01/so_man…

I can't even begin to describe how furious I am with @FedEx right now. Can't believe they still exist with how incompetent they are.

I have never received a @FedEx shipment at my home in Oakland without incident. Wasn't around to sign because they came a day early.

Just organized/pruned my entire vinyl collection, some 2,000 or so LPs. Feels great. #Achievementunlocked #newyearsresolution #GoalsFor2K17

@JohnLegere I swear every time I visit a T-Mobile store to get something done, I leave empty-handed. Still no cell reception at home :(:(:(

@CA_DMV What are y'all doing about Uber's ILLEGAL and UNSAFE self-driving cars in SF? Is anything going to be done to stop this?????

If your Cucumber steps aren't composable/reusable, you've basically just split an RSpec spec into many files for no damn reason. #Ruby

Increasingly, I think that when someone tells you their new programming language has "Ruby-like syntax" you should run.

Can someone plz explain to me why the pin operator in Elixir is preferred to just having a different operator for assignment than matching?

Glenn Beck is the voice of reason on NBC News, while an angry talking yam is running for President. WTF happened, America?!? #ElectionNight

**closes eyes** Jesus, take the wheel! cc/@joshua_eaton @Mister_E

Thanks, Josh, for posting this. We all needed it. twitter.com/joshua_eaton/s…