Maybe: Beevo Laudee

@Xbox Brings back the feelings of seeing this the first time on OG Xbox and having my mind blown

We Are Xbox

@RoblBrenton That means it went exactly as planned lol

I can’t wait to see the haul KC gets from trading DeLane in 4 years.

@notthefakeDNP Folks get divorced if your not happy good lord why drag the other through hell

Mike Vrabel said his actions aren’t indicative of who he is. Bro, you had AT LEAST a 6 year affair with a married woman. Every day for 6 years you lied to your family. Everyone knows who you are. You are a dirt bag.

@EBoKnowss @OhioTate This is the “am I too old for this shit, yeah I’m too old for this shit” look if I’ve ever seen it

The look of a man that’s gotten 1 hour of sleep in the last week @OhioTate

@BarstoolPAT Extremely

Every single person on the show should be fired unless they say names and air out everything. This is obnoxious

@JustinHeilman @VivaLaStool @barstoolspringb @barstoolsports @kellykeegs

@VivaLaStool @barstoolspringb @barstoolsports @kellykeegs Eloquently?! “Deadass deadass deadass. Men are scumbags. He’s a scumbag. She’s a scumbag.” She’s fucking trash and annoying as fuck but hey. Views am I right?!

“There is nobody better worked up than Kelly Keegs. Built for reality tv, built for our world. She talks so fast, with so much emotion and flare, her hair flicking, finger wagging, snapping back and forth and she speaks eloquently and like perfectly at high speeds, high velocity and outta control emotion. Kelly Keegs is built for reality tv” -@stoolpresidente

@Calebk5v6 @stoolpresidente If someone told me that Sydney Sweeney or Margot Robbie only communicated as frogs, I’d be ribbot ribbot mf

Everytime they go to the wide shot I gasp that Annika picked Smokes

@jordychinchin @geoffkeighley For real kinda bizarre at this point like playing into it lol

@geoffkeighley Bro went out of his way to find the lowest possible resolution pic because it’s Xbox 💀

Xbox is reducing the price of Game Pass Ultimate by 7 dollars a month to $22.99 USD, effective immediately. As a result, it is removing future Call of Duty games from being part of the service on day one.

@DMC_Ryan If they could partner with a music or film streaming service it would do numbers

Wow, Asha's not messing around. She just cut the price of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate...by quite a bit. 👀 Full details (involves PC Game Pass and Call of Duty as well) here: ign.com/articles/micro…

@SteelOrioles @sanknyc @jayroo69 Try 3 years, ain’t nobody seeing my ass for a presidential term

@sanknyc @jayroo69 After this look you gotta retreat to your home for the next 3 months minimum. Zero fresh air allowed.

MFer caught this soyboy's sucker punch in midair and tossed it....Absolutely legendary

@IanEonIon1 @WrestlerHauser Fucking Jamie taco

@WrestlerHauser You just gotta say your lines faster!!

Yeah, I should probably quit acting.

@gowthamn384514 @Mrcuse1 @FoxNews This is equivalent of a reliever coming in with a nine run lead

@Mrcuse1 @FoxNews Cook has been more successful than jobs.

BREAKING: Apple CEO Tim Cook steps down. Cook has served as CEO since taking over for Steve Jobs in 2011.

@KatakurisQueen @Edaphosaurus Hippos have had the best pr team for eras but real ones have known since Congo.

@Edaphosaurus The average hippo kill count is about 500 per year so finally our favorite murderous ungulate is getting the spotlight

Giggled like an absolute hooligan throughout this trailer. Looks like glorious shlock. Appreciate the expansion of the killer animal genre into something we haven't seen before instead of sharks, crocodiles or snakes for the billionth time.

@KC_Sass Gotta find the goldilocks toxicity zone 🤣

For real…

@QuikTrip I don't wanna hear nothing until split sausage squares are back for good pls.

New look, same QT. Generation 4 just dropped 👀

@MadelaineLucyH Prob just rage baiting

My biggest ick is Americans confidently correcting British people for using British spelling

@missshrey_ I don't like states that I'm in for over 5 hours driving, I need change baby.

I’m from Texas baby, 9hrs and you STILL gone be in Texas

@kickassvargas It's evil because theyre middle aged if I had to guess fml

“an incredibly evil film” then you watch it and it’s just Will Arnett going through a midlife crisis who tries stand-up comedy, oh and Bradley Cooper plays a guy named Balls

@ronsterd89 Just gonna wing It here and assume its because it's a freaking Walmart lol

OK I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it EVERY SINGLE TIME I step foot in Walmart because apparently NO ONE is listening: WHY are people walking around this store looking like they literally just rolled out of bed?!?! Hair looking like a bird’s nest, lounge clothes on, slippers like you forgot you had them on before they you the house. I’m sorry but if you’re gonna come out in public to grocery shop, at least have the common decency to put on REAL CLOTHES! People are so unbelievably lazy these days it’s actually embarrassing. You shouldn’t be trotting around like that in front of actual functioning adults! It’s an embarrassment to everyone around you and quite frankly I get SECOND-HAND embarrassment just having to witness it. Fix yourselves, people. This is not a hotel lobby, it’s WALMART...

@Th3Claude That's a 5-7 win team and I don't think he couldve made a single better decision lol.

1) very funny idea 2) no way in hell that team goes 17-0 lol