Jim, the Viking

<laughs in original Doom>

I don't know how to act my age Mr. @WilliamShatner - I have never been this old before. Happy birthday and many thanks for all the entertainment.

On top of that the insane amount of green-red disco lights constantly drowning every frame, making most of it unwatchable. Tiny part from the book we're quite cleverly translated to the big screen, but so few that they could not carry the rest of the mess they made.

Stratt was reduced from a badass leader getting things done to a vague hint of a potential romantic interest. The ship, Hail Mary, was changed to be at least 15x larger, with rooms and areas not needed or even useful for the mission.

Not sure I liked Project Hail Mary movie vs its source material. Grace was changed to a haphazard tagalong, instead of a clever, smart scientist, even being schooled by 10 year old kids and his journey of "science the shit" of things were largely glossed over. .

Thousands of orcs feared dead after King Théoden's unprovoked act of self-defence at Helm's Deep. Eyewitness report "show them no mercy" order was given. The situation is developing.

In summary, I have lost my income at 7 months pregnant because a university professor, Howard Williams, has been falsely calling me a Neo-Nazi for over a year. I cannot thank you all enough for the support so far. The full video is on my profile. gofund.me/d5f172bc2

The Mines of Moria likewise achieved "peak diversity" under Balrog leadership, but tourism and tax receipts plummeted.

If bartenders can go to jail for over-serving alcohol to someone who then kills another person, judges should go to jail for releasing criminals who do the same.

So apparently my Sydney Sweeney cartoon is age-restricted in Europe... I wonder what their guidelines 🤔

@frozenaesthetic I got culled a long time ago, so marked safe for this event. :D

Unfollowed around 10 people, that's the refresh done for today Cheese

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said: 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.' 'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.' Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.' Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.' Bartender: 'Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?' Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really...' Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?' Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye.' Bartender: 'You're kidding, you lost an eye just from bird shit?' Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook.

Aktivist: ”Vattenanvändningen för nötkött är absurd. Tusentals liter per kilo.” Bonde: ”Det där är nederbörd.” Aktivist: ”Va?” Bonde: ”Siffran inkluderar allt regn som faller på betesmarken. Kor dricker från bäcken. Regnet faller oavsett om det finns en ko här eller inte.” Aktivist: ”Det är fortfarande vattenförbrukning.” Bonde: ”Hur ska jag få regnet att sluta falla på min mark?” Aktivist: ”Odla grödor i stället. Mer effektivt.” Bonde: ”Det här är en 35-gradig sluttning i de walesiska kullarna. Visa mig den grödan.” Aktivist: ”Teknik …” Bonde: ”För att få traktorer att klättra uppför berg?” Aktivist: ”Det måste finnas en lösning.” Bonde: ”Det gör det. Den kallas en ko.” Aktivist: [kollar mobilen]

No truer words were ever spoken 🎯💥

I don't get the whole "bro they're going to introduce a Centrally Backed Digital Currency and enslave us!!!!" Thing, they already have, open your banking app, you think your account balance is real?

Since it’s now officially the 21st, happy one month anniversary to us. Best decision ever. 😃

Video games are not desensitizing me (or **most** other people), lol. Anytime I kill an animal in a game I usually chuckle at the silliness of it, this isn't even an act, I genuinely find it funny. I'll go to absurd lengths to kill them is an many hilarious ways as possible. I've been gaming for over 30 years, & I still laugh when NPCs or animals die, yet not even 12 months ago I was a passenger in a car that accidentally hit a raccoon that had darted out of the words, and wanna know what I did? I cried. I cried like a little bitch because I felt so fucking bad that a raccoon had gotten injured. The point is, video games are not real life, and they're sure as hell not desensitizing me, or causing my real world beliefs, empathies, or values to waver. It's the same reason I laugh when gunning down civilians in GTA yet I feel deep sadness when mass shootings happen irl. That this still needs to be explained in 2026 is absurd.