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Prevent defense loses you games in every version of football.

Permanent DST is stupid because in the winter we get 9 AM sunrises. Permanent Standard is stupid because in the summer we get 4:45 AM sunrises (and lose an hour of sun in the evening during the nicest time of the year). The best solution is what we do if we'd stop being babies.

don’t send me a live photo cause I will hold down on that shit #curiouslikegeorge

It's always horrible when you reach that point of an argument where you can feel yourself turning into him but it's already too late to stop

*nodding* diet coke is medicine

Welcome to the Tristan Peters Show 📺

sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there but i have a cricut now

asked the USMNT to do anything like this and they called me socialist scum and said “trust in the college system”

every time a stutter step penalty is saved an angel gets its wings

If you invite me somewhere and I send this back just know I’m not showing up

Matt Freese and Tim Ream in the most important match of their countries history down 2-1 with momentum

USA bury a free kick and immediately give up a goal

I just watched England fucking DIE ON THE FIELD on the ROAD at the TOP OF A MOUNTAIN for their country only to see this team play like SCARED CHILDREN at HOME with a BRIBE ADVANTAGE

Brushbuddy is still learning, they are trying #WitchHatAtelier

I don't think FIFA refs are biased against specific countries, only against all that is beautiful, good, and pure that flickers briefly into existence in this fallen world.

I want America’s best legal minds working on an appeal for Flo Balogun, and if that doesn’t work I want a minimum of 30,000 troops ready to deploy to FIFA HQ in Zürich

IN AMERICA WE CALL THAT SHIT “BALL DONT LIE” FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY REFS @FIFAcom

Bosnia: we are going to play tackle American football Ref: that's legal US: sorry man I didn't mean to do that Ref: that's a red card get the f**k off my pitch

Load bearing Ream.