Vicki Farrell

this is like watching nate screw over ted and move to west ham all over again #CelebrityTraitors

𝐅𝐀 𝐂𝐔𝐏 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐑 🍺 This Saturday, we take on St Albans City in the @EmiratesFACup Fourth Qualifying Round, and we want everyone at the Spencer Stadium nice and early to get the atmosphere rocking! To kick things off, we’ve got a special matchday offer for all supporters. 🍻 👉 All draught beers just £4 between 12:00 and 2:00pm! So come down early, grab a pint (or two), and join your mates in the The Spencer Clubhouse before the action kicks off. Let’s make it a proper FA Cup occasion with a great atmosphere, so be loud, be proud and get here early. 🎟️ banburyunitedfc.ktckts.com #WeAreUnited | #UTP | #emiratesfacup

OASIS REUNION IS LITERALLY NEXT WEEK

In 3 weeks from now I will have seen Oasis

@CostaCoffee what is the point of you having chocolate twists on your menu when you never ever have them on a Monday morning!!!! Cheers Costa, kids crying.

@NeilNfj13 😂😂😂

Weight loss injections to get people back to work !!!!! Where do they get their ideas from ?? Most of the IDLE TWATS don't want work anyway !!!

@Aj10George making the boys afternoon. Thanks @BanburyUnitedFC so refreshing that they had all the time in the world for the young fans today Love to see it.

If Error 503 doesn't become an Oasis tribute band this country is finished.

🎶 I said mayyyybeee You're gonna Error 503 Backend.max_conn disconnect me 🎶

Alarm goes off 7.55am on Tuesday Me. #oasisreunion #oasis

Who is this “if he hadnt murdered women with a crossbow he would have been a swell guy” commentary for? Yeah Kyle Clifford seemed normal, they always do, even when they’re abusing you. There’s no monster gene - it’s always the average man who harms women, & that’s WHY it’s scary.

we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours

Absolutely crying my eyes out 😭 how anyone at the post office who tried to cover this up and blame the postmasters they need To face criminal charges #MrBatesVsThePostOffice

My god, I hate these women! And they still haven’t been held to account for the misery and destruction they caused. #PostOfficeScandal #MrBatesVsThePostOffice

Rob Cross when he catches Luke Littler scranning his victory kebab later

@HardingJack1 @BanburyUnitedFC making Fred’s Christmas. Thank you so much ⚽️ 🥅

@currys your customer service is quite possibly the worst thing I have ever received. Never known anything like it. Useless knobheads.

My dad truly had the funniest wake, and once it was over some folks came to help tidy up. My aunt was brushing the floor and said "I hope that's the last of death we see for a while." Just as a coroner's van pulled up outside the house because a neighbour had died in bed.

This has made me cry my eyes out. This song. The Irish. They’re the best.