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Thot Garfunkel

@Vocel_Mel

The large man you see walking the small dog

London, Tokyo , Pyongyang Katılım Şubat 2018
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Thot Garfunkel
Thot Garfunkel@Vocel_Mel·
Dude just walked in and said his name was ZANDREW
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Thot Garfunkel@Vocel_Mel·
Twitter is an incredible tool in times like these because someone will post about an incoming cataclysmic global depression and the next post below it will be an anime avatar saying “can you fucking imagine being texted a gif ??!!!! 😂😂”
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Misha@mishapathy·
This is sort of embarrassing, but how do single people meet their physical contact needs?
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War Monitor
War Monitor@WarMonitors·
⚡️Israeli settler Yehuda Sherman, 18, found dead after being run over in the West Bank
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Suppressed Voices
Suppressed Voices@supressedvoic·
When the war is over,which country would you prefer to visit? IRAN OR ISRAEL
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Thot Garfunkel
Thot Garfunkel@Vocel_Mel·
@igetsoinspired People have always been distracted — before phones people weren’t just staring off into space
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Meggy
Meggy@igetsoinspired·
I can tell that it’s causing discomfort when I refuse to look at my phone idly in public spaces. But I’m trying to bring back just looking around
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Brian Tycangco 鄭彥渊@BrianTycangco·
Spoke with some friends in the plastics business. They are just about out of raw materials and cannot find new supplies as China restricts exports of petroleum-related downstream products. This is going to get much worse before it gets better.
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paige
paige@BonerWizard·
she looks like someone’s big toe made a wish to be a real girl
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chuck ☀️🐦
chuck ☀️🐦@charlubby·
i don’t like this painting in my hotel
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interpretation
interpretation@materialcritic·
as any good writer will tell you, there are 7 basic types of story: 1. rags to riches 2. man vs man 3. man vs bee 4. voyage to meat world 5. coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb 6. amateur pornography 7. evangelion
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Melony🍈
Melony🍈@MelonTeee·
gardening is NOT relaxing bugs are eating all my shit I've never felt this violent in my life
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Brenton 🔻
Brenton 🔻@seizethebanks·
I’m starting to wonder if US imperialism started the war in Iran knowing that the Iranians would close the Strait of Hormuz and create a global energy crisis, because they believed that the US could survive the crisis longer than China and the multipolar world.
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Claire Penis
Claire Penis@ZeroSuitCamus·
I hate when a movie title is just someone’s name, like I didn’t even see the movie but for the rest of my life I have to know about a man named Jay Kelly? He’s not even real and I have to know his first and last name and how melancholy he is?
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Greg Reese
Greg Reese@gregreese·
At which point does the American citizen become complicit in US war crimes? Or are we all just livestock?
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jacob
jacob@thesoggyblanket·
does anyone know how to make a living as an artist
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discolita
discolita@clubdiscolita·
gamers!!! i have not played video games since i was 19 - do i play assigns creed valhalla or start portal1 to portal 2
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Thot Garfunkel
Thot Garfunkel@Vocel_Mel·
@Saveydro That’s why they say, “never order the panini at a gas station”
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🔞Saveydro🔞@Saveydro·
Get a load of this panini press in the kitchen at the gas station where I work. It's never been cleaned and stays on 24/7.
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