Jerm 🦠

Me after exactly one (1) beer

U is for girls, Wallsocket is for boys, and fishmonger is 5 years old today

Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.

I know that first trumpet note is gonna hit like crack

Recently rewatched Mad men and this time around it struck me that Don is not the hero (girlfriend leaves room) if Don Draper was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world

Happy New Year to all my Jewish friends.

When Bert Cooper said: "She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut."

friend: yeah ive been watching the chair company on hbo i've enjoyed it a lot so far guy with a plex server: let me see if i can get it on my plex server

Obama keeps namedropping Bill Clinton-- he is no Bill Clinton.

beautiful. youtube.com/watch?v=hlVBg7…

Mild Seven Cigarette Case, via Dentaku Museum

The worst part about dying is you never get a chance to complain about it

We must stop him before any more Children are lost #PaintTheNight #STOPHIM

my boyfriend is currently having one of his usual meltdowns over the game… so alas I am quarantined in the bathroom until he gets less violent. I don’t mind tho :P plenty of time to get caught up on my crosswords!

crosswords are so easy honestly

what do you mean i have to pay my taxes to “latino fiesta”