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@AzPetrich What? Why does everyone want Chris Kattan to die?

OMFG. WHY. DOES. EVERYONE. DIE. BUT. THE. ONE. MAN. WE. ALL. WANT. DEAD?!?!?! ARRRGGGHHHH.

@0hour1 0HOUR1, it is unbecoming, even contemptible, to assume bad faith in this manner. De mortuis nihil nisi bonum, as they say: do you believe it was a "transgendered" person who coined that phrase? Consider how corrosive cynicism is to the soul, and see how yours grows blemished.

Here comes the fake conservatives with the Trump took it too far, Mueller posts. 😂😂😂🥴🥴🥴 Every fucking time, go fucking put on a dress, color your hair blue, and shut the fuck up. Transpublicans.

@Ravious101 Thank you for telling this very inspiring lie!

@catturd2 But, Cat Turd, I like cops

He was a dirty cop traitor just like you.

@w_terrence Terrance, it seems to me that you are failing in the edict to love your neighbor. Does reflecting on your mocking and prideful conduct fill your heart with shame? For your sake, I hope it does. God bless

Bacon had this Muslim in Tears He saw Bacon and cried. Bacon ain’t that bad. Bacon is like Meat Candy. You can eat it all day. You can never get enough Bacon is love Bacon is Peace Bacon is Tasty

@BuzzPatterson Buzz, your English is coming along splendidly! I have to note that a native speaker would have said "worst" instead of "baddest," the latter word being improper and suggestive of childishness. The "worst-ass" move. Keep learning and you'll master our tongue in no time!

This is the baddest ass move I’ve ever witnessed! The dude is brilliant!

@ryxcommar They're dead now, sadly.

Whatever happened to the people who would reply to your tweets with things like "you'll be against the wall during the revolution"?

@dsonoiki I think they simply look like a nice couple, Gene Parmesan. What motivates your need to analyze things through this neurotic lens? Don't you think it harms you to indulge in such maladaptive behavior?

the reason people are so triggered by WMAF couples is that white men and Asian women have mutual face blindness a mid Asian woman looks like a supermodel to a white guy a mid white guy looks like a supermodel to an Asian woman so it results in weird combinations

@High_Cordx @HMBohemond the "foundation" of the "lore" is not Lament of Innocence, but the manual of Akumajou Dracula, which is more conversant with Christian traditions, but which explicitly states that the power of Christ declines every 100 years. Does any Christian sect believe God's power wanes?

@High_Cordx @HMBohemond Do either Mathias or Leon speak the name of Christ? Of Mary or any saints? Do they recite the paternoster, the Apostolic or Nicene creeds? Do we see them discuss works of charity, the remission of sins? Christianity is set-dressing, High Cord; it is a Halloween decoration

The Catholic Church are unironically the good guys of Castlevania and Dracula is just evil, with God being an objective force for good. The Church being the real bad guys and Dracula being misunderstood is a fabrication of the cartoon show because Adi Shankar hates Christianity.

@CyberPunkCortes I don't believe you're providing an accurate characterization of the Democratic platform , Hernan Cortes.

Republicans: Uh, we can’t actually can’t enact our agenda because Democrats wouldn’t like it. Democrats: We are going to kill you all.

@itssoulluv I'm afraid I will not support the new Faces of Death movie based solely on the race or gender of one of its actors, nadja.

Btw josie is a Palestinian trans actress so yall better watch and support the shit out of this movie

@PerryALPHA I don't believe that's true, Pericles. I don't believe you can say who has and who has not entered the kingdom of Heaven, and to claim to do so evinces a great and sinful pride.

Robert Mueller tried to get through the Gates of Heaven today, but Chuck Norris saw him and gave him a roundhouse kick that sent him straight to hell

@ImtiazMadmood Thank you, it's wonderful to hear an authentic Japanese perspective on this from a real Japanese person in Japan like yourself, Imtiaz Mahmood. Or, ha, ha, perhaps I should say "arigato, Mahmood-san," ha, ha.

Do you truly understand what Japan just gained? As a Japanese citizen, I’m telling you—this moment changed history. Trump's Pearl Harbor joke wasn't an insult. It was the key that finally unlocked something buried deep in the Japanese soul. For 80 long years, we've carried apology and guilt like a permanent shadow—haunted by the past, bound by the Constitution America wrote for us, forever in "reflection mode." He turned that raw wound into a shared laugh between equals. No more endless atonement. No more vassal shadow. The curse is broken. Japan is free now. Thank you, Mr. President. We're allowed to stand tall again—as true partners, not subordinates. The strongest alliance in the world is rising—equals, brothers, ride-or-die. - @sow413

@BrianAtlas I think you have a small and timid soul, Brian. I think you spread and profit from wickedness. I think you should feel shame for what you are doing on this website, Twitter dot com. I think they are both fuckable

GENUINE question: do you think this is a looks-match? And what do you rate them? He's at least 2-3 points above her IMO. He is 7.5-8. She is a 5.

@HomericFuturist I don't believe you actually want war, Diomedes Appreciator. I believe you are speaking wildly, and recklessly, and that one day you will be ashamed of what you have said.

I’m not a dove, I want war I want war with the people sending boatloads of rapists to the UK I want war with the people who flooded the heartland with opioids I want war with those tearing down our statues I want war on those transing kids Those people aren’t in Tehran

@ponyfaceddog also the sex stuff

They could forgive Harold Bloom for being a tremendously learned and insightful reader of poetry. They could forgive him for also creating an original and compelling theory of poetry. But what they could not forgive was, having attained those things, to then become a best seller.

@HaosHydranoid @saintbisqwi Hello, Hammerfall Valentine. I am gladdened to hear of your great skill and enjoyment of the game; but in spite of this, my answer remains true: her fragility in gameplay and her constant yelling were the primary reasons people at the time found her annoying.

@VomitTweet @saintbisqwi She very rarely died when I played the game for the first time. Put her in hiding spots, and don't run through hordes of enemies. It's really not that hard dude.

why were dudes such abhorrent fags about Ashley back in the day? oh noooooo I have to accompany this cute younger girl as she develops a crush on me throught the game noooooooo she's so frigging annoying yooo

@Dmingko2 @HMBohemond No, Dmingko. I do not admit to any of that. If I were to admit to any of that, I would be telling a lie. It's unclear to me what you actually object to in what I have said, Dmingko. You rather seem to have assumed I am saying things that I am not saying at all.

@VomitTweet @HMBohemond So you admit you fail to understand why this discourse is happening in the first place, and that you are confused on the what the point of the original tweet was making, and what the gif was trying to refute.

@NabbitFan730 @Cranberryscause @tern_inca I wish the same for you, Number 1 Droid General. May your armies lay waste to their enemies.

@VomitTweet @Cranberryscause @tern_inca Living up to the name aren't you?

"The game where the hero summons giant crosses and makes holy water rain isn't pro Christian bro"