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@RomanEagles @rawsalerts Damn right. Nobody thought someone could ever mess things up like he has. That takes a special kind of person for sure.

@rawsalerts He does what no other President can do. Even with his off the cuff remarks he's been able to achieve things no-one thought possible.

🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump has announced that the United States will be taking control of Cuba almost immediately

@DueyCheatemNHow @SkyNews They shot down two or three of the ‘best airforce in the world’, hang shoulder-mounted weapons. They were probably hiding in caves.

@SkyNews Sky news actually said that witha straight face. Remarkable. Have they hidden their navy in caves?

BREAKING: Iran's Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei says the country's navy is ready to inflict 'new bitter defeats on its enemies', in a post on Telegram. Khamenei hasn't been seen since he was reportedly injured in a strike that killed his father, Iran's former leader.

@Vinman61855 @SkyNews Whereas the American President is clearly not bat shit crazy, right?

@SkyNews It’s sort of like the Monty Python skit where the knight in shining armor has his legs and arms cut off and declares it a draw. These Iranian so called leaders are bat shit cray cray.

@GrokinOut @MechaBodzilla @rawsalerts Context, you say?

@MechaBodzilla @rawsalerts I don't think most are micro focused. The left just hates anything he does so they just immediately disagree with his actions regardless of the context

🚨#BREAKING: According to reports, President Donald Trump and the Pentagon are ramping up planning for potential operations in Cuba.

@PeterWalkerSA @Mark7325955996 @m1n_un @Currentreport1 Are you nine years old?

@Mark7325955996 @m1n_un @Currentreport1 You’re worse than Origami. Fuck me, you couldn’t fold more if you tried.

BREAKING: UK will refuse US requests to use its bases including Diego Garcia and RAF Fairford for strikes on Iranian bridges or power plants, as the UK views them as civilian infrastructure.

@AbnexusTX @rawsalerts He appeals to very thick Americans who can’t see past the peak of their MAGA cap. If you can’t understand that his recent (very stupid) actions are completely detrimental to Americans, theres not hope.

@rawsalerts Suck it CNN. President Trump is the only with balls to take action to protect Americans!

🚨#BREAKING: CNN is reporting that President Donald Trump has reached negative net approval with working class white voters for first time ever.

@Mr_Husky1 All looks pretty neatly put down to me. How about actually being there when they deliver?

I ordered groceries for delivery thinking it would make my day easier. Just a normal order food for the week. When I opened my door this is what I saw. Bags everywhere. Not stacked, not organized… just thrown all over my front porch like someone dumped the back of a truck and left. Some of the cans were rolling around, bags tipped over, stuff blocking the whole walkway. It honestly looked like they just dropped everything and walked off. I get that delivery drivers are busy, but come on. If someone is trusting you with their groceries, the least you can do is set them down like a normal person instead of tossing them everywhere. By ada lim

@EOEboh I’m no tech person, just always assumed it used other users data to measure road speed, stoppages, and of course reports of police, rod closures etc.

As a developer, have you ever wondered: Google Maps tells you there's traffic ahead in real time There are no sensors on the road So how does it know?

@oelma__ They’re boys. Not men. There’s a difference, and every woman (not girl) knows it.

@MattWallace888 @grok It’s there to maintain the false impression that Dubai is a great place to spend time.

Hey @grok why is there a giant Bulldozer driving through the ocean in Dubai at 6:44am?

@DavidReform11 @realDonaldTrump @Nigel_Farage “Not pandering to groups to win support”. Fucking hilarious. Good one.

This is what real leaders look like. Men who prioritise the people and the country they represent. Not pandering to groups to win support. Real men. @realDonaldTrump @Nigel_Farage 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧

@Neccccy Yes and no. Yes, because of the nostalgia and honesty. No, because of idiots that totally fucked up Britain with their racism, ignorance and general thickness that dare to wave the flag.

Does this fill you with pride?

@S4njuBajaj @LBC Bookmark that.

@WFenboy @LBC New property development prices with deliveries scheduled a couple of years out are not really affected. There may be the odd panicked seller who may look to resettle but this should be a short term situation.

Emergency alerts sent to mobile phones in Dubai telling people ‘to seek immediate shelter’ over ‘missile threats' lbc.co.uk/article/alert-…

@Matt_Pinner Foot pump for windscreen washers.

You can’t say Wind Down Windows

@char1iewatts There’ll be a reason they put that specific sign there.

Now do a sign telling cars to do the same

@ThinkLicence @Malcolm744 @PolestarCars But does your camera alert you when you’re about to run into the back of a parked car?

@Malcolm744 @PolestarCars I can beat that, my camera has police warnings sent, or worse.

WTF! Is this a camera on this two month old @PolestarCars 4 Plus? Does the driver peer at cyclists? Does he need his hard disc checking? Does he download & view the files? If so he’ll see the cyclist who reported him this am for not setting a good example to his teen passenger.

@GrahamBlaydon @LBC Most Brits wouldn’t have put 2+2 together, just saw luxury and tax savings.

@LBC I wonder all those in Dubai banking they would be at risk 😞

@S4njuBajaj @LBC That’s good then. Property prices deescalating almost as quickly I suspect.

@LBC All clear was given minutes later.

@JoshuaEric64193 @krassenstein Lots of people are praying for Americans.

@krassenstein I pray for our president & this country daily, Brian. You should try it sometime!

BREAKING: Moments ago at the White House this took place. A bunch of old people praying for a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, who appears to have just blown up 100+ Iranian schoolchildren, while he hides the Epstein files, in which he appears in thousands of times. We are a joke.

@JesterJum It cheaper to finance a new car; that’s why.

Why do people still buy new cars? That $50,000 car you just paid off cost you $63,000 in total payments. Plus, it is now only worth $20,000 so it's lost $43,000 in depreciation....in 5 years. Buy used. Come on people....stop throwing your money away.