Bibo ergo sum

@TOFFEEBLUECAST Completely irrelevant that its not a tackle. He has jumped, both feet off the floor and landed on our players ankle. He was completely out of control of where or how hard he was landing and endangered his opponent.

It's not a tackle he's jumped out spread his body saved the ball then accidentally landed on him.

@westhamfootball Another cunt with zero respect or connection to our club and what it means to fans. Fucking wonderful!!

One name potentially in line to replace Karren Brady could be former Hammers managing director Angus Kinnear. The former Arsenal marketing director joined West Ham in 2013 to oversee the move to the London Stadium after his experience with Arsenal moving from Highbury to the Emirates. While at Arsenal, he reportedly tried and failed to put the word London on the badge, a feat he managed at West Ham, where he is credited with the crest change. Kinnear left West Ham in 2017 to join Leeds United as Chief Executive, where his base salary was £522,000 but rose to £1.4m with bonuses. Angus moved again to join Everton last May as their Chief Executive. Everton’s accounts for last season show the highest-paid director, assumed to be Angus Kinnear, earned a salary of £562,000 per year, which is modest by Premier League standards, but he is likely to have some bonuses similar to the ones he enjoyed at Leeds. Karren Brady was paid £1.47m last season, and that is thought to have reached £1.5m this season, so West Ham could have the budget to financially incentivise Kinnear to come back to West Ham should they and he wish to do so.

@nocontextfm1 This is epic banter from a rival fan.. The council haven't done this. Some genius has added this right at the last knockings before going to print and the council were too thick to proof read, I imagine. Gotta tip ya hat to that absolute living legend. 🤣👏🏻

I promise, no matter how prepared you think you are, you are not ready for the actual image they used 😳

@markcarlaw Whats he done? Can't be much worse than when he ripped the heart and soul out of the club we love to line his stumpy pockets the scummy toad faced sex offender. (Alleged)

Sullivan turning on the West Ham fans then 😂 Sign his days are numbered ⚒

@henrywinter @baracca47 "Sadly, some cross the line with their offensive comments about Brady." Sorry but that can get in the bin. For too long people are protected from their actions because its not "nice" to call them out. She trampled all over our club so she got called a cunt for acting a cunt..

Karren Brady delivered for West Ham United’s shareholders but not for the club’s supporters. In 2013, she promised fans “a world-class stadium with a world-class team”. West Ham currently have neither. They have an athletics arena with a team fighting relegation. Brady has done some good things in her 16 years at West Ham, during which they won a European trophy, but ultimately she will be remembered for letting the fans down. Her departure from West Ham, first reported by the Times and now confirmed by the club, is being celebrated by many fans. Sadly, some cross the line with their offensive comments about Brady. Supporters are quizzical about West Ham joint-chair Daniel Kretinsky’s statement about Brady leaving. “Her contribution to West Ham United’s growth, such as the long-term contract for the London Stadium, shareholders transition and the British record transfer of Declan Rice, has been absolutely essential and not always fully appreciated.” Much to unpick here... 1) how much growth? West Ham reported a £104.2m loss in their most recent financial figures. A club record. Revenue down. Accounts show a substantial loan taken out from Rights and Media Funding Limited. 2) London Stadium. Great deal for board and for Brady but not for fans, manager or the team. Not for anyone who loves football. Crowd distant from the pitch, players detached from energy of the fans, it's a terrible place to watch football. They’ve gone from a much-loved, intimate, often intimidating family home at Upton Park to a soulless bowl. West Ham had to leave Upton Park to expand commercially, and meet ticket demand, but grabbing the Olympic Stadium was all about the deal and not the feel. 3) British transfer record. Yes, Brady got a good deal for Rice but Kretinsky should know that mention of selling your best player, your captain, your home-grown star and England international at a club that cherishes them, seems a strange way of suggesting achievement and ambition. 4) “not always fully appreciated”? not always fully sensible to have a dig at fans. Maybe appreciate their concerns. Brady deserves some praise. She’s a pioneer, got things done, drove community initiatives (I hosted an event for her once and her knowledge of the issues and engagement were impressive). She also encouraged entrepreneurship (and not just on TV). Kretinsky, in his statement, adds that Brady is “also very highly appreciated in the Premier League leadership community and was an excellent representative of our club there”. Many West Ham fans didn’t feel she represented them well enough. Ill-advised comments in 2016 about a desire “to rebrand the club” didn’t go down well. Brady tried to clarify the comments but fans remained concerned about anything that could change their heritage. An attempt to limit ticket concessions triggered further anger. More widely, Brady’s criticism of the incoming Independent Football Regulator came against a backdrop of fans’ growing distrust of some owners and the leagues’ inability to police them properly. Read the room. Understand the concerns. The growing disconnect between West Ham fans and Brady and chairman David Sullivan has led to protests against the pair. Brady has now left. Will Sullivan follow? “1-0 up,” came the message from a high-profile West Ham fan. “It’s half-time.” #WHUFC

@Lawton_Times @priceywhufc Good riddance. Played a massive role in the incredible damage done to my club by the Dwarf cunt. I wish nothing but misery on that fucking bitch.

EXCLUSIVE: Baroness Karren Brady has stepped down as vice-chair of West Ham United. She has been in the role for 16 years. Leaves with five Premier League games remaining. Story here: thetimes.com/sport/football…

@fesshole Fake bollox. You got to suck off a random bloke? Like its an achievement? Most birds could chew off 20 geezas a day if they want to be slags.

My neighbour had workmen over, I wasn't working so they asked me to let them in & pay at the end. I got chatting to the workmen & he said he'd do the job for free if i sucked his dick. So not only did I get to suck off a handsome man, I got to keep my neighbours money for the job

@ao Hi. Ive seen this on your website but it seems to be out of date. Can you honour the discount anyway?

@SebOnFootball Im not sure many true West Ham fans are confident we stay up. But we aint gonna turn down the chance to rip the piss outta Spurs when we've been utter pony & getting stick all season. Hopefully we can keep grinding out points but we aint great so who knows. All to play for..

All I’m gonna say is West Ham fans in my replies are so incredibly confident they stay up. Do I actually blame them? No. They’re miles better than us right now. But my god it will be funny if…

@talkaboutlufcv2 Im not convinced we get out of it yet. We are so hot and cold. If Spurs beat Brighton and we lose at Palace its out of our hands. Both perfectly plausible. If Spurs lose and we win I will start thinking its them...

With 6 games to play, who gets relegated? #LUFC #NFFC #WHUFC #THFC

@MelJStride This is a proposal so pig ignorant only a Liebour politician could have come up with it.. The country is broke, we keep moving the state pension age because we can barely afford it. So what are these cretins going to do when private pensions are unable to meet people's needs?

RACHEL REEVES IS COMING FOR YOUR PENSION This afternoon in Parliament Labour pushed through a change in the law to allow the government to mandate how pension schemes invest your savings. Here's why Labour's pension grab is so dangerous👇(1/7)🧵

@blu_eyecinema @Enigmat50037103 @SaP011 Load of woke AI codswollop. Fuck that dead rapist.. More of this please.

I get why you’re frustrated cases like that shake people’s faith in the system. There have been real miscarriages of justice, including in Poland and elsewhere, where people were wrongly convicted and lost years of their lives. Those aren’t minor errors they’re profound failures. But that doesn’t mean courts are “good” or “bad” as a whole it means they’re human systems, and like any human system, they can fail. The real issue is what safeguards are in place to reduce those failures: •Presumption of innocence •Right to legal representation •Appeals and retrials •Independent judges and juries •New evidence mechanisms (like DNA testing) When those safeguards are weak, ignored, or rushed that’s when wrongful convictions happen. So the choice isn’t “trust courts blindly” vs “reject them entirely.” It’s: do we improve the system, or abandon it? Because without courts and due process, decisions don’t become more fair they become more arbitrary. The harder question and the one worth debating is: how do we make sure fewer innocent people ever go through that again?

Sweden 🇸🇪: Eritrean immigrant taxi driver rapes a 15-year-old girl. Her boyfriend organizes with his 3 older brothers, they trick the foreigner into a nature reserve with the promise of sexual favors, overpower him, strangle him and hang his body from a tree in the forest (trying to stage it as suicide). Arrested. The oldest of the 4 brothers (18 at the time) gets life sentence. The other three brothers and the girl herself get between 3 and 4 years in closed youth detention (the girl and her 15-year-old boyfriend got 3.5 years each for aiding and abetting, as they weren’t at the scene). In appeal, three brothers acquitted of murder, the oldest one gets 7 years instead of life, the others get closed youth care.

@Addnaannn @FT Imagine being so thick that you think Khan is succeeding in London just because he is a Brown Moslem. 🤣🤯

Can't wait for the epic gammon meltdown when Starmer gives Sadiq Khan his peerage. The salt levels are going to hit the stratosphere 😂 The hate is so nakedly obvious: brown Muslim mayor daring to succeed in London. Most of the frothing comes from the shires, where they dream of 1950s England, and especially from the Dubai brigade — those brave keyboard warriors sipping overpriced mocktails in their glass palaces, raging about “no-go zones” while their actual gas palaces are currently getting smashed thanks to Iran. Glorious, isn’t it? Maybe they could relocate to Tel Aviv for a change of scenery? The gammon will be absolutely frothing, veins popping, typing furiously from their thatched cottages and burning Dubai balconies. Popcorn’s ready. This is going to be delicious. London keeps winning while they seethe. 🇬🇧

Keir Starmer set to make Sadiq Khan a lord ft.trib.al/ZBqIgq8

@Stevecathutch @LeeHarris Sorry to be the one to tell you this but you are really fucking thick.

@LeeHarris Overpaid actor complaining that people who collect his garden waste want wages for doing it? Wages go up, costs of running this service goes up, cost of vehicles and maintenence etc goes up

Just had my council tax bill through and it's gone up *considerably*. Also had to pay extra for my green waste, again. It immediately reminded me of this masterpiece.

@premierleague Back to Saturday 3pm kick offs like it should be. Stop moving games for people that never attend.

If you were granted one Premier League Wish, what would it be? Tell us yours, and it could be the one we make happen 💌👇

@EPLBible Defo the slightest of contact. But the fact is, its a dive. All the fans on here claiming its a legit pen are the reason we are where we are in the game these days. They would rather win a penalty by deception than have their player stay on their feet. At all costs, right?

Arsenal just got a penalty for 0 contact… Unbelievable 😳 x.com/MediaPLL/statu…

@mohammedjazilcp @ConnCFC He scored an Oggy vs Liverpool. Was still decent in the 2 games after.

@ConnCFC Bro when disasi score that own goal against Leicester city its over . Soon he will score own goal for west ham , before that we need to sell that prick Asap

West Ham fans are in love with Disasi. Been ridiculous for them since joining

@TavernFootball Unfortunately the London Stadium. Its a poorly converted athletics stadium made even worse by serving piss as beer. Still, moving there made a couple of ridiculously rich people even richer so who gives a fuck that its ruined the football experience for thousands of genuine fans.

What's the worst football stadium you've ever been to?

@LynnMoskal @thebetterless @inhumandept_vp The implication here is that someone in the office is 100% productive. But they are not. They goof around with co workers. Take extended tea breaks. Walk up the shops for some "retail therapy". Stuff they wouldn't be doing at home. Instead they put a wash on, vacuum etc..

@thebetterless @inhumandept_vp If you ask workers themselves, almost 100% of them admit to doing non work things during the day. Things they would not be doing if in an office. So it doesn't matter how good your productivity is if you are doing your own personal shit when you're being paid by a company

One employee asked if she could stay fully remote. She said she’s more productive at home and has to care for her parents. I told her "Absolutely." We’re flexible and parents health comes first. She can stay remote, but we requested her to still come in once a month to “stay connected to the culture.” She smiled with relief and agreed immediately. She booked her train for the next three months in advance. What she doesn’t know is that our layoff spreadsheet has a column called “Office Presence.” Anyone with fewer than four badge swipes a month gets auto-colored yellow. Let's just say that my 2026 Q2 "workforce reshaping program" is on track.

@WestHamViews_ The "saved money" doesn't get spent. We sold the Moroccan fairy at the end of the window and somehow don't have dough for a much needed CB. 🤷🏼‍♂️

With it looking likely that Paqueta will be leaving in the next week, do you think West Ham should sign his replacement this week, prioritise other positions or save the money until the summer? If you want a replacement this week, who should the club sign? 🤔⚒️ #WHUFC #COYI