Wolong Dong

Doom chikun formation confirmed.

@uwu_underground @alissiarosepait Had a vendor with works as designed canned response which of course became WAD.

@alissiarosepait Had this originally as Best "Working As Intended" Moment - love the idea

We should have an dedicated annual adversary and lame vendor awards at BH/Defcon pwnie style Most Epic Breach Best Cryptocurrency Attack Lamest Vendor Response To A Breach Biggest Attacker Fumble of the Year Most Absurd Compromise Best 'No Evidence of…' Statement Best 'We Were Compromised' Fanfiction 'Working as Intended' Award Best Internal Memo Leak Best Influencer Damage Control Campaign Shadow IT MVP Award Best Breach-as-a-Service Upsell Vendor Pitch Delayed Disclosure Record of the Year Most Ambiguous Customer Notification Best Blamestorming Incident Of The Year 'We Take Security Seriously' Lifetime Achievement

@vxunderground Did they change it to infected?

> Epstein writes down email and password > FBI finds it > Stores as evidence > Doesn't censor > Released > Nerds find Epstein password > No MFA > I wonder if anyone logged in? > Look inside

@uwu_underground The locks on 99% of racks are CH751 level toys. Not that LE probably wouldn't use a battering ram anyhow.

Reminder to all ya gangsters out there: Attach an DFO (door forced open) via pressure, vibration or on your server access door and link it to the power delivery for your RAM servers

@grok who can eat more weiners, elon or joey chestnut?

Sam Buttman- Fucked

@karbonbased Agree. I got one expensive dive watch, the Tudor Pelagos. Check that one out. I can't even deal with the ring. It's in a box somewhere, I think...

I understand watches aren't for telling time but for flexing wealth I just don't like the feeling of jewelry on me, never have. My wedding ring is the only jewelry I own I also prefer flexes with utility, love my rover

@gainzy222 Fucking math

@jebus911 Kramer or Big Vern

who do I contact for a refund on coinbase stock?

@Theone2hotscott @DineshDSouza Better beer all around.

@DineshDSouza Too little, too late...I've got a new yard work brew. American owned, American brewed.

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@gainzy222 Is it worth visiting there? Never been. Close to Florida seems like a plus.

@peakcooper Great idea prompting with test results over multiple days. Results speak for themselves.

#GPT4 saved my dog's life. After my dog got diagnosed with a tick-borne disease, the vet started her on the proper treatment, and despite a serious anemia, her condition seemed to be improving relatively well. After a few days however, things took a turn for the worse 1/

Twitter cloned TikTok's For you and Following Feeds? I just noticed.

@dcinvestor Wait, everyone didn't do that? >> i was one of those people who read the encyclopedia for fun

raise your hand if you remember Microsoft Encarta, and how absolutely mind-blowing this CD-based product was after a lifetime of using World Book and Britannica to learn stuff and yes, i was one of those people who read the encyclopedia for fun 🤓

@ScottAdamsSays There have been two related deaths in our extended family this month.

This is when the dumbest Democrats like to say -- in public -- higher fentanyl seizures at the border are proof Biden is doing a great job. Who will go first? I need a laugh.

@DragonAudiobook @ScottAdamsSays Looking forward to it. I've read every one you put out.

@ScottAdamsSays I still want to read your new book! Have you considered self publishing? Self publishing doesn’t have the stigma it used to have. It’s actually nice to have full control, only thing necessary is a good editor. KDP has easy apps for formatting, digital and paper copy.

I don't think people realize I was already labeled a racist since 2016 for saying Trump has skills. Nothing really changed except... . . . I exited a dying industry, got all of my rights back, and went from hating my job -- it was creatively limiting -- to loving it. And Dilbert Reborn is a huge hit on Scottadams.locals.com for subscribers. I've never been happier. Sorry to disappoint you.

@karbonbased Ring toss a plate on his nards mid lift

@RampCapitalLLC I'm willing to give it a try, for science.

Could you live on $2,000,000 per year for the rest of your life?

@Cryptilt @AraDG11 Story checks out.

@thrice_greatest @AraDG11 Linden dollars.

@rxgamble Going to curse myself by saying this, but somehow seeing zero twitter ads. 🤷‍♂️

Exactly every 5th tweet in my timeline is an ad, all the way down. Same for everyone or is the machine mad that I’ve blocked so many? It’s definitely cut my time on here in half.