The Yorkville Dirtbag

Fashion bloggers in tracksuits: slick, contemporary, urbane Me in a tracksuit: Albanian gangster. would like to sell you a stolen television

One of these days I really gotta donate to Wikipedia

this is a developmentally appropriate journey for a jewish man

Halfway through “Power Failure” by the lauded, erudite @WilliamCohan. Mazal on taking a huge, complex subject and making it interesting without anecdotes of flying strawberries et al. I may have accidentally referred to George Wendt instead of Gary Wendy at the dinner table…

y’all wasn’t outside for the sperry era

Turns out everybody everywhere don’t know nothin bout nothin

these are the only two outfits men know

Anybody checked on the Kanye stans?

THE ENDING OF THE SOPRANOS IS ACTUALLY THE GREATEST ENDING TO A TV SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION! SOME PEOPLE DON’T LIKE IT BECAUSE THEY DON’T GET THE BEAUTY OF IT! AND SOME PEOPLE WHO WATCHED IT WHEN IT ORIGINALLY AIRED THOUGHT THEIR CABLE WENT OUT, COULDN’T BE ME THO!

“you changed” bro i watched the Sopranos

white women were so right when they made enjoying a crisp diet coke a personality trait! cheers ladies 💯

watching the sopranos for the first time i wish italians were real

There’s no way there’s 8 million people in New York. 300K. Max.

I do not make hot beverages. If you gift me a mug, it will be used to hold bacon grease

This burger bussin

Wayfair and the IG algorithm really think I need a water fountain in my home

Another plea @SouthwestAir please fly to XNA!

Please @SouthwestAir I beg of you- fly in to XNA!

Havnt tweeted in a minute. A tidal wave may be approaching

The art The artist

How about a Little Miss knows when a meme has run its course

2 minutes after opening this app