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@VPrasadMDMPH @tabletmag Patient and provider trust is officially shattered.

@FeverPotomac Never forget Marion Barry's Summer jobs program from the 80's during the Crack epidemic. City at Seige was aired nightly on channel 5.

"The teens in DC need something to do!!"

@Krysia830073 And so it begins.....

The Grey Market presents Elora. Who wants to take one for the team?

@0hour1 Tirz or Reta. Ozempic is for the poors.

Get off the fucking Ozempic it’s Aids in a pill.

Five years ago today, Bill de Blasio stuffed his face and asked New Yorkers to get vaccinated in exchange for a free burger. This really happened.

AJ Dybantsa was a problem at BYU. 25.5 PPG | 6.8 RPG | 3.7 APG | 51% FG Washington could add the budding superstar to its talented roster with the No. 1 pick. (🎥 via @pitlessball)

@GregFinberg Im going to cry. Anxiously awaiting the rebuild to go full force. Thank you @GregFinberg. You had the faith!

I cannot overstate how monumental this result is for the Wizards. After years of tanking and rebuilding, Washington finally gets rewarded with the top pick in an incredible draft class. Washington is now on the clock, with a chance to draft its long-awaited franchise superstar.

@GregFinberg Final day of @tankathon Sim Lottery. 5,5,5,5,4. Cooked again.

@Krysia830073 Why does it say the powder is Orange? 5-Amino? Never seen orange Tirz

@ViralVideos Out by dinner time.

A black man was seen trying to take another man's cell phone in downtown Chicago, not realizing the person he approached was a Chicago police officer 🤡

I don’t think this hantavirus thing is anything to worry about. The pandemic risk is extremely low. But the problem is that our “public health authorities” permanently destroyed their credibility with covid, so if there ever is an apocalyptic pandemic nobody will believe them.

@Krysia830073 Wait until you get the COA back on the Egg Foo Young.

The vendor continues to sell this one despite knowing about the sterility fail

@ThrillaRilla369 Ghost Recon. Tom Clancy

Anyone who used a computer between 1985 & 2009, what’s one game you still think about?

@GregFinberg 1,5,4,4,5. We are so cooked. I wish we could just speed up the pain so you can do draft profiles of BPA at 5.

Every Tuesday until the NBA Draft Lottery, I’m gonna sim the lottery five times and document where the Wizards land. Lottery Sim No. 2: • 5th pick • 5th pick • 5th pick • 5th pick • 2nd pick This one won’t raise any hope of moving up…

Nothing’s more frustrating than trying to explain to your left-leaning friends that their entire worldview is based on a series of well funded scams.

@factpostnews $12.50 a month.

Governor Wes Moore has secured passage of the Utility Relief Act, which will save Maryland families $20 million annually on their energy bills.

@GregFinberg Awesome, an entire team of guards.

Darryn Peterson — the potential No. 1 pick — has declared for the 2026 NBA Draft. The 6-foot-6 guard averaged 20.2 points on 38.2% 3PT during his freshman season at Kansas. The Wizards own a 14% chance at winning the No. 1 pick.

It just feels like the Democrat party is a criminal organization right now. Just a large money laundering operation created to usher in something truly dark that was allowed to grow for too long. Just a bunch of scammers hiding under the guise of civil rights and social justice. I think it’s time for us to be honest about that and realize they will be the downfall of our nation if we don’t wake up and stop falling for their game.

There were no kids in Somali daycares. There were no dying patients in LA hospices. There were no Nazis or Klansmen at Trump rallies. There was no Sesame Street in Iraq. There was no winery belonging to Ilhan Omar. There is no climax crisis. All Democrat scams.

It's genuinely fucking hilarious that there is so little white supremacy in the United States that the SPLC had to pay to create it, so they could fight it. lmao

@SleeperWizards @GregFinberg @KevinFolliNBA @lockedonwizards @WizardsLead @WizPRStats Still picking 5th.

Here’s your official #DraftMath update for the Wizards lottery odds after Tuesday night’s Hornets win and Suns loss • If PHX loses to winner of LAC/GSW: — WSH top 4 odds go from 52.1% to 54.5% — WSH #1 odds go from 14% to 14.5% • If PHX loses to winner of LAC/GSW, **AND** CHA beats the loser of ORL/PHI: — WSH top 4 odds go from 52.1% to 55.7% or 55.8% — WSH #1 odds go from 14% to 14.7% or 14.8% That second number is slightly undetermined because although lottery teams split ping pong balls, there would be a coin flip between PHX and the loser of PHI/ORL for ONE extra ping pong ball. The same thing happened last year between Dallas and Chicago, who were in the lottery and tied at 39-43 each They split almost all their balls, but there was a coin flip for the one leftover ball. Dallas won that bonus ball, and received 18 chances over Chicago’s 17 chances. The rest is history. Sources: @RealGM, @tankathon