SWADDY.

@utdreport The most sense I’ve ever heard from Owen

Michael Owen on #mufc potentially deciding not to continue with Michael Carrick at the end of the season: “Imagine if you got rid of Michael Carrick, just imagine it, and you brought in whoever – I don't care who it is, even a born winner, somebody they've already had, that type of manager. Imagine if things started spiralling, started going poorly again; the ownership would get absolutely lynched. I'm astounded by certain people saying no, they shouldn't appoint him. Astounded. Why on earth is this even a question? I don't get it. I'm not saying, “go and give him a 10-year contract, everything's perfect”. But bloody hell, what more can he do? You've just got to let this roll. This Manchester United team look like they're on the way back at this stage. Why would you interfere with anything? How on earth can anybody say that he shouldn't continue. What's the worst that can happen? You give him a two-year contract. He starts the next season, for the first three or four months he loses every game and he's useless. He can part company with the club If the league started when Carrick took over, Manchester United would be top of the league. We're talking at this stage now, we'd be a third of the way through the season and Man United at the top of the league. You'd be thinking, well, can they win the league?” [@ChrisWheelerDM]

@TheUnitedStrand @ManUtd I pray we win to see the back of this bloke

Day 492 of not cutting my hair until @manutd win 5 games in a row! ⌛️ Current Streak - 4/5 #manunited #hairgrowth #mufc #hairchallenge #carrick

Casemiro: You like Garnacho? Fan: Yeah Casemiro: 🤧 He actually did this on cam😂😂

@SkyNews @Stone_SkyNews The bloke is full of shit

BREAKING: U.S. President Donald Trump says he won't be imposing tariffs scheduled for 1st February, after talks with NATO about a 'future deal' for Greenland. Sky's @Stone_SkyNews reports. trib.al/Q8AXD23 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@SkyFootball God, he’s such a bellend

What were these two chatting about after Man City's first-leg win over Newcastle in the Carabao Cup? 💭

@OfficialPDC Fair play, he was brilliant

PLAISIER KNOCKS OUT PRICE 😳 Gerwyn Price is OUT ❌ What an incredible performance from Wesley Plaisier, who delivers one of the greatest shocks of the tournament so far to WHITEWASH Price! 📺 bit.ly/WC25-26Live #WCDarts | R2

@Colin__Woods Same here 👍 charge to add is frozen

Now also unable to log in..

@OctopusEnergy are you having issues? Lost all details in my app and car suddenly stopper smart charging..

@MartinSLewis @itvMLshow It was a great show Martin. I started investing in April 25. Currently up 1.1k at 15.8%. In it for the long run and topping up weekly via direct debit into a portfolio.

I'm just leaving the studio after tonight's @itvMLshow. I was nervous before, investing is a new subject for the show, with hugely diverse range of knowledge, interest and risk appetites. I hope I managed to balance that and you found it useful or interesting. The panel were brilliant. It's not easy to answer quickly. & concisely on a regulated subject and they pulled it off. Thank you for watching (if you did). #MartinLewis.

@DAZNBoxing Letting him take the opportunity to fight a semi pro YouTuber? He’s the one who “should” be in the driving seat here. Sad that it’s all come down to a pay check instead of his legacy.

AJ always respectful ❤️

@OliLondonTV Think she needs to block her her relationship with food too.

Body positivity activist Tess Holliday says she’s blocked her entire family because they are “quiet” on Palestine, Congo and Sudan. “I literally blocked my brother yesterday. I’m not speaking to my mom, my stepmom, my dad…I’m like, who can I block next?”

@footballontnt Give us the ratio of penalties taken though. Shit stay

No player has missed more penalties in the Premier League than Bruno Fernandes (6) since his debut 😬

"Do you know who I am?" 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@footballontnt Couldn’t do it in 2008 though

Throwback to Chelsea’s 2012 Champions League final win... The shots and corner tally from Bayern 😳

😂😂😂😂😂

@D_DeGea Manchester United on the comedy channel tonight

Recommend top tier animes I should watch 👀

“Ain’t nobody gonna stop us now” Then takes a free kick to the face.. 🤦‍♂️ Gotta love the MLS… 😭🤣

@SkySportsPL 2 at best.

Rate Vikyor Gyokeres' Premier League debut out of 10 below 👇

@OliLondonTV Check his hard drive

LGBTQI+ man who identities as a DOG jumps through hoops and performs tricks for crowd of men wearing dog masks.

@FabrizioRomano Get rid of the little rat.

🚨🟡🔴 Jadon Sancho has opened doors to AS Roma move and the proposal is worth £20m as total package. Loan deal with obligation to buy proposal at easy conditions to activate the permanent deal. Sancho doesn’t want to go to Turkey at this stage despite reports. ❌

Spurs doing spurs things.