Waldo van Wyk

What the hell is going on @Cloudways ? I cant access my account and there is not way to get a hold of support. I urgently need to deploy a feature and your platform is failing me AGAIN!!!!!

@Cloudways @gtmetrix Is cloudways down, why cant I access my account?

📊 Field data tells you what’s slow. Lab data tells you why. Varun Raman, Customer Support & Content Lead, @gtmetrix explains each data type and how to use both to optimize website performance.

@haitianchris187 @PoliceThePolic1 Your right they should've played rock paper scissor to see who gets to defend them just to make sure they don't waste bullets.

@PoliceThePolic1 All of yall had to shoot ? It only takes 1…fuckin pussy the whole lot of ya

🚨Cops Mag Dump on Passenger From A Foot Away A registration check spiraled when the passenger ignored commands, armed himself, and fired from inside the vehicle. Deputies had already pulled the driver to safety, and after tasers failed, they fired, killing him at the scene.

@RiseAgainstEvil Imagine instead of changing street names you change the pipes?

Who is responsible for the sewer spillage, the APARTHEID regime! Please Lord, take the wheel. 🙏

@GovernmentZA Now get to work on the water issue, the housing crisis and the insane unemployment rate along with the corrupt officials and crumbling infrastructure and access medical to care and basic education... oh and a bullet train???

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@atmoio Open Source your shower notes is probably the best phrase ive heard in a long time!

AI is making CEOs delusional

Asking @ChatGPTapp to cross reference something in documentation provided as PDF and its says I should read the docs LOL. Seems like it is getting trained on so much user data that it is acting like it's the user.

@DonaldMakhasane Yeah @realDonaldTrump doesn't do anything like this?😂

South African president Cyril Ramaphosa leads by example as he's seen paying attention to a female farm worker Donald Trump could never

@OneDayOnlycoza Hello!!!! @OneDayOnlycoza ???? What the actual fuck!?

@WaldoDoesTech Hi there Waldo 💙 We are so sorry to hear of the trouble experienced. Please kindly send through your order number so that we can investigate and escalate this matter immediately 💙

Let's gooooo🎉🎉🎉

@OneDayOnlycoza Hows that immediate investigation going. Nothing but radio silence

@OneDayOnlycoza #8361289

#xauusd_gold is just destroying me today. Every entry with all of the confluences is at the top/bottom of the opposing move. Where is my edge? Maybe I should sit today out? #trading

@PayPal Great job on your support coms. Just a pitty I dont speak fucking chinese!!!!

Fuck me @PayPal is such a scam. I sold a piece of software for like $210. They Proceed to charge me a $10,97 service fee and put $99 on hold because I needed to confirm that the card linked is mine and then proceeds to charge me to verify it? Do better guys!

@PayPal Real smooth @PayPal for disabling the take a survey button. I think its safe to assume that im not alone on this.

@E_Bilgi__ @HaimantikaM @WesRoth ie. Welfare?

@HaimantikaM @WesRoth Universal wage to avoid starvation.

"Software Engineering Will Be Automatable in 12 Months," Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei predicts that AI models will be able to do 'most, maybe all' of what software engineers do end-to-end within 6 to 12 months, shifting engineers to editors.

Yo @TAKEALOT what is the point of selecting a delivery date and then for you to wipe your ass with it and return my order before the requested delivery date. And to top it all off the items that I purchased are now out of stock?

Wow trading is not going my way this week. I am getting wrecked in this market! #XAUUSD #DayTrading

Been on the right side of every entry today but I've been stopped out on every single one right before the trade went in my favour. Super frustrating morning on #XAUUSD super wick city!